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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Those are funny ways of spelling CenturyLink. They have a lot less to gain by bringing the wrath of Amazon upon them 
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Woke up this morning to about 3x the normal number of overnight emails. Turns out every one of my deployment servers decided to report the outage, in triplicate. 
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duz posted:From the depths of imgur  The Fool posted:I do not miss that portion of my early career
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CollegeCop posted:Day 1 of using Teams instead of Skype for Business :sadclod:
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:loving what Full on CS degree here, self taught bash. Powershell wasn't a thing then either!
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The servers at my old job were on prem. Then again, it was health care stuff so it makes a lot more sense to remove a variable when it came to HIPAA stuff. When I first started they were having cooling issues, so they went up to the cooling units and found the vents clogged with plant debris (gently caress that place otherwise)
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Jul 22, 2019 15:13
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Renegret posted:We have a new piece of equipment that, whenever it reboots, it sends a high temperature alert for 65535 degrees C. The fact that they set the starting max temp to -1 instead of you know, ZERO, makes me cringe. Actually wait, that's probably what happened: What's happening is this: The max temp is stored in a 16 bit register. 0xFFFF is -1 in signed integer math (I've abused this before, it's fun). Ok, that's not as bad upon further reflection. It's unlikely that the highest recorded temp will be in the negatives, and setting it as an impossibly low value is par for course with max recorded value registers. Whoever wrote the "check the temp register" IS ASSUMING IT'S UNSIGNED INSTEAD OF SIGNED. WHY iospace fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jul 22, 2019 |
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Renegret posted:Cisco 
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Jul 23, 2019 14:15
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Pretty much. -Signed, former QA person.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:When Gmail didn't have read receipts, my company wrote an extension to add them Google is 100% Enterprise Ready! Only if your enterprise is actually google.
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Sep 27, 2019 00:00
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Someone post the DNS haiku.
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Oct 29, 2019 15:14
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Renegret posted:Someone e-mailed me a screenshot of an expired SSL cert. I sat there clicking the "close" button in the screenshot and wondered why it wasn't closing. I've caught myself watching LPs of games I've played personally and trying to change the camera angle.
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So, this comes from my dad: Dad: *gets email from <COMPANY> asking him to log in somewhere, junks it and reports it, advises others to do the same, as it reads like a phishing email* A few hours later IT: hey all, we just signed up for a new VIOP service, it's <COMPANY>. You should have gotten an email asking you to log in to it to set things up! Dad: send that email first, next time...
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Nov 9, 2019 16:15
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Arquinsiel posted:I've noticed a lot of people know either Ctrl + C or Ctrl + X but not both. I very rarely use Ctrl + X myself unless I have a huge list and need to track which ones I have left to action but also don't need the list to remain intact. Ctrl-X is useful in a chat situation where you start typing something, the other person says something, and you wanna respond right away to the new message. Also when you wanna shift your code around. Still waiting on that prod access.
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Someone needs to modify  to be "test result: it was DNS"
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Alighieri posted:A flood of tickets came in. The vendor for a service we use made some changes to their network which has caused the entire service to stop responding to requests. Happy day after thanksgiving to me as I setup a mass email to clients using said service telling them there is no ETA on when it will be back up and how to disable it in our software suite for a temporary workaround. It's a DNS issue
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Sickening posted:Is that an otter? Wondering that same thing.
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D. Ebdrup posted:Just because you did that, doesn't mean it's not DNS. 
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I had to reformat my pi hole today. Guess what went wrong! DNS issues due to new internet, and given that's all I used it for, annoying but nothing of value lost.
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kensei posted:My boss gave his notice on the 30th. They called and offered me his job on the 31st. Nice
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Back at an old shop, someone had a post it with "Windows XP Support ends on <date>" I never understood why until I had to make an XP Embedded image.
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My favorite is people who refuse to shut their computers down.
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duz posted:That's why you never use the word reboot, you tell them to power off and let it sit for 30 seconds for the electricity to come to a stop and then turn it back on again. They'll believe that, for some reason. I mean, giving the capacitors time to discharge means this isn't entirely wrong
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Methanar posted:both programming and software development are bullshit
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