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Ugato posted:[Employee] is authorized for the biggest and best new computer
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 06:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:14 |
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Ars has the best average-level-nerd summary of the CPU stuff I've found: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/01/meltdown-and-spectre-heres-what-intel-apple-microsoft-others-are-doing-about-it/
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 21:44 |
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The Muffinlord posted:For content, we just rolled out our new USB mass storage lockdown, mandated and designed by the nationwide corporation that is our parent organization only when they want to tell us to do stuff or demand that the hospital make more money. This is fine and dandy because our doctors are all morons and nobody wants to do infosec training for nurses who already don't have the patience to deal with these computer modems, except that the new filters prevent us from installing any USB hardware at all, not just Dr. Iknowbetter's infected SanDisk. Luckily our being behind the times worked in our favor in this case because most people were still on PS/2 keyboards.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 21:21 |
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Renaissance Robot posted:Assuming the cables were already bought, couldn't you just snip the offending bit of rubber off that one boot with a pair of scissors?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 03:45 |
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Just set up hundreds of wi-fi networks in your own building so the odds of the one across the street showing up in the first screen of results on anyone's device is really low.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 00:08 |
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kensei posted:It was just given to me today. Apparently we purchased it and IT will own it going forward, and I own it in IT. Whee? I have very little SharePoint experience, but that's never stopped me before!
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 21:40 |
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The Iron Rose posted:so i'm pretty sure that if a computer has lost its trust relationship with the dc and the local admin account is disabled, i'm just entirely hosed, right?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 02:29 |
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Antioch posted:My boss went up one side and down another on myself and a coworker a couple years back because the ATM at his home branch was down the day after we installed a new firewall. Wasn't even closed door, just marched in to the cube and called us incompetent, we would be fixing this now goddammit and how dare we use his branch as a test bed.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 07:08 |
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The Fool posted:We deal with this fairly regularly. Someone is coming in to use one of our conference rooms and they have a list of things that they need for their presentation and no-one involved knows what those things are for just that "the presenter said she/he needed this" Luckily the person asking is easygoing and took my suggestion of "speakerphone" as an acceptable alternative to projecting the other person's face on the wall for no reason.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 00:37 |
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https://github.com/Microsoft/winfile Hello new shell for users who annoy me.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 03:25 |
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Sormus posted:I'm the 0ms latency. Thats a bold claim.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 20:20 |
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My first Linux was Corel Linux. This newfangled Linux thing with a major software company behind it, surely that will be the best distribution, right? I quickly moved on to a real distribution. Mandrake
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 06:41 |
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I had that fun experience of copying a user's data from his old laptop to his new one the other day, going into his Pictures folders and watching a few rows of thumbnails of rugged shirtless cowboys populate before deciding to switch to details view. Thanks goodness for remote desktop and not doing it with him over my shoulder.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 07:44 |
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KillianLett posted:Does anyone else have "Due dates" on tickets? This is a new thing for me, and I find them generally pointless. That's happened twice since I've been here. Management sees no conflict between this and asking us to document fixes in Remedy so it can be used as a knowledge base.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 01:14 |
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Today one of our people got a thumbdrive from another agency that makes any PC you plug it into bluescreen. Neat trick.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 01:31 |
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Varkk posted:Probably just infected with malware which relies on a partially patched vulnerability.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 01:31 |
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Back in my student assistant days I once had a dev ask me if he needed to shutdown his computer before I installed more RAM. That was my dev skillset wakeup call.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 19:13 |
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Partycat posted:Are you just jamming the glass into some sort of data hole ?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 02:45 |
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So I just discovered these and don't know how I missed them for so long.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 03:33 |
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Partycat posted:Dude you have hundreds of unsupported java computers in production there
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 23:40 |
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Partycat posted:Yes, and even the Big Easy and Snoopy series phones they have out run Java, but they’re also being patched.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 01:20 |
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spog posted:I kept getting Chad.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 03:35 |
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nielsm posted:I researched this when we were having massive issues with literally hundreds of profiles left over from nurses etc. logging on shared workstations, filling up tiny 128 GB SSDs. A script to quickly clean up profiles not used for a long time solves 90% of those issues. The Fool posted:An e-mail came in:
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 00:54 |
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Manager on the other side of the state from me, 4:30 PM last Thursday: My printer stopped working, I can still print to the office printer but my desk printer won't print. <Attaches screenshot of generic "error printing" message above a flyer for a local community St. Patrick's Day luncheon> Me: Okay, I see you have $crappyoldHP, we've been seeing a lot of issues with that model recently that we've never been able to completely resolve so we should just replace it. Out shipping pickup already came today and I'm off tomorrow through next Wednesday, so a coworker will ship you a new printer tomorrow. Manager: Should I use the one you already sent? I do some research I see I already sent him a replacement for this crappy HP printer last November, which I'm sure has been sitting in the box down there since then. By this point it's like 4:45. Me: Yes, I forgot I sent you that one. Did you want to set it up tonight? I'm here until 6:00. Manager: No, I'll contact you tomorrow. Me: I'm off tomorrow through Wednesday, but if you email our group someone else can do the setup. Manager: Oh yeah you told me that LOL Manager: Wait never mind it started printing again. Now Wednesday I get to see if any of my coworkers decided to be proactive, which is unlikely, or if I get to go through this all again in another six months.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 06:45 |
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The Fool posted:Ctrl-c is a process escape command
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 04:14 |
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larchesdanrew posted:I informed the school before I left that there were a few accounts that had 2FA set up that I could not transfer ownership for until there was another TC set up and ready to take on the responsibility (Apple education is a huge pile of poo poo). There always has to be an owner and you can't transfer ownership to service accounts or an empty chair. I honestly can't remember my logic behind it now. I was just ready to gtfo and I thought of exactly no alternative solutions. Whatever. Usually we found out about this when an office's receptionist (who still had to report into the office) would contact us asking if there was any other way for them to work remotely, besides calling into them every day saying "Okay I'm about to start working, you'll get my authentication call in a minute". Note that all of these people had work-issued cell phones.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 23:17 |
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I got a voicemail today, "Is there a reason that some emails are blocked by the filter?", no additional info. Yes, there is.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 03:47 |
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Sarern posted:Please tell me that The end result turned out to be that the PII filter was working as intended, so I didn't have to do anything beyond try to explain encrypted email to the user.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 22:06 |
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We got an email that a car fire burned a Comcast fiber, forcing a number of our offices over to the backup LTE circuit. Evidently the backup circuit is blocked from accessing the internet, to ensure all the limited bandwidth goes to communication between the remote site and HQ. Our email is hosted on O365. Well at least they can access all their Excel files on the network shares, I guess.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:11 |
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chin up everything sucks posted:Sounds like something told 2016 to uninstall, and 2013 was still present and for some reason is taking priority over 365 for opening most docs and excel files.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 23:40 |
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Super Soaker Party! posted:This guy (who is in his 60s and one of our crankiest users, generally speaking, so this is not surprising), has DOUBLED THE gently caress DOWN. I think at this point I'd be recommend he go to a basic O365 training course, preferably one of the week-long ones
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 19:31 |
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Kurieg posted:So how are your weeks going?
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 23:58 |
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I got a fun email asking for "a cable to connect two monitors together". They were of course trying to get a dual-monitor setup, but I had a good half-second or so of my brain short-circuiting by envisioning connecting the various ports on monitors together and trying to figure out what it would do. Also AlexDeGruven posted:It
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 23:28 |
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Yeah but we have nothing near that fancy at my place, and the user is definitely not technically-inclined enough to be aware of that. Probably half of our monitors are still VGA-only or just VGA and DVI. As an example of the user's knowledge one of the two "monitors" they wanted to connect together was an all-in-one desktop. Arquinsiel posted:I used to always wonder what these were for. I still to wonder why some monitors have two VGA ports. And I always assumed the dual-VGA monitors could do like picture-in-picture or something similar, so you could keep an eye on one input down in the corner in the days before easy remote desktoping?
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 03:10 |
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Geemer posted:I requested a new keyboard for one of our lab computers because I hosed up and poured cement into the old one.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 21:51 |
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I got an email from a manager that a user's monitor "was all black", with the user cc:'d. I was working from home today so I wrote back asking for more info, figuring I'd have to send our on-site guy over to check the connections, all the usual stuff, when the user started responding to the emails, reiterating (caps hers) "EVERYTHING IS BLK". I didn't get how she was responding with a black screen, so I got her on the phone and remote-assisted. Apparently she was wiping her keyboard down with some disinfectant wipes and hit some hotkey to turn on high-contrast mode. Everything was black alright, along with highlights of blue and yellow. That was a new one.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 05:04 |
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RFC2324 posted:I like the one tHat presses shift every 59 secoNds.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 05:38 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Is there any reason not to just go with firstname.lastname? Why do people come up with these convoluted abbreviation schemes?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 21:13 |
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luminalflux posted:I love being firstname@company. I might make that part of my sign-on package (along with "no sharing hotel rooms on business travel") for my next gig. Or at least, former Exchange admin, current head O365 email guy. I'm not exactly sure what you even call that position anymore.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 00:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:14 |
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mllaneza posted:I don't know, but 12 instrument vendors have given us a PC bundled with the instrument that has a serial number of 123456789. We have thirty four machines with a s/n of "To be filled by O.E.M." The in-house inventory system that assumes serial numbers are globally unique just about had kittens when they tried to import my database of lab machines. It also assumes hostnames never, ever change.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 06:25 |