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terrenblade posted:The moon. Chairface Chippendale finally has a use for that laser.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 04:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:06 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:I wonder what sort of diagnostic accuracy they were expecting to get via fax I would suggest Proton Mail but that may be beyond their capabilities. Neddy Seagoon posted:It's probably one of those things the big manufacturing companies watch out for and send large men with baseball bats to deter development. Unless they want to be kickstarting for their medical bills . If it exists, HP or Cisco will buy it and ruin it.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 13:29 |
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nielsm posted:I have received 29 bytes of the TCP joke so far I will respond with laughter upon receiving the entirety of the joke. Please acknowledge my laughter.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 02:02 |
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Mad lad engineering tip.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 16:48 |
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Merijn posted:My Caplock key has only ever been useful to me when ... .well one time I had to ..... gently caress it - the thing is useless. Thankfully I have this fancy keyboard at work that lets me disable the key entirely. I’ve never found a use for Numlock other than driving me crazy thinking my keys weren’t working.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 14:27 |
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Is this a courthouse judge or a poetry contest judge? Thats what we call double dipping.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 22:56 |
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Kurieg posted:Found this on Imgur killing time on a call. I promise you I have seen phone closets worse than that.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 17:55 |
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Name and shame any goon for any reason.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:56 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:I, also, have not caused any mass outages lately, to my knowledge I have, but I successfully made it look like it was a system error. and it wasn’t yesterday.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 14:02 |
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Agrikk posted:Congratulations on your job security. Any crazy stories from IT in the 80s? Mullets and snorting cocaine while working on the mainframe?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 01:38 |
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fishmech posted:Honestly I'd place it at when he dropped the email address to submit office stories from the panel margins, which was a bit before then. Since that marked when he no longer thought he needed all the real life office stories the strip was built on. Love the early internet days. I remember emailing Tom Tomorrow who does that syndicated strip and him actually emailing back.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 14:34 |
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Job posting:quote:Knowledge/Skills/Abilities: Sign me up for supporting 1990's technology, today!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 22:55 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Does it actually say rink? Yes that’s directly from the posting.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 01:32 |
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mehall posted:Please link this so I can send it to people with evidence it's from 2019. Bonus points, it's in health care so you get all the joys of that thrown in with the decaying network infrastructure! https://jobs.kindredhealthcare.com/job/-/-/653/11152213?src=JB-10686
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 13:03 |
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All your printers will die at the same time and that money will be redirected to printer replacement costs.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 21:53 |
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Literal computer janitor.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 12:08 |
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mattfl posted:Yeah. I just did a quick test in our Office365 environment. Working as intended.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 01:30 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The most vulnerable network element will always the human one. Finally validation for my ACL “allow any any” command
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 17:15 |
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The worst I’ve seen was a voice router losing its IP connection (so no calls) because the Ethernet cable had creeped slightly out on its own. Literally touched the cable to push it back in and all was well. Good thing there was an HA router up and running.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 16:54 |
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CitizenKain posted:He didn't think that even after the robbery and the domain ended up in his account, that somehow just stay there? Like no one would ever go to the police? He was hoping the other guy would be too intimidated to ever report it.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 13:50 |
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One if my old coworkers (an accountant) handed me a locked and loaded pistol in the office once. He has just bought it if I remember correctly. We worked in a concealed carry OK office and he was licensed. I’m very comfortable around guns but that did make me feel pretty awkward.
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 17:32 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:So, uh. Is that goon that does resume tweaking still around? Just post it here.
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 11:12 |
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Why does being white have anything to do with that person bring an idiot? The suggestion that he’s dying to get more control over his extortion makes the most sense.
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 22:33 |
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One weird trick to becoming your own boss!
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 11:08 |
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Nah, the cert errors were easy enough to fix, it was the bowl buffer overflow issues that really killed them. Flushing DNS has never felt so good.
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 11:56 |
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Are we going to blindly trust the word of Big Grocery?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 11:42 |
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I don’t get it.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 01:57 |
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He’s the guy who made “this game will make you CUM in 30 seconds” ads.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 22:19 |
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larchesdanrew posted:We moved to a VOIP phone system a few months ago and once I was satisfied everything was stable, I sent a list of phone numbers to accounting to close out. In theory you should be able to get them back but it’s not going to be painless.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 12:31 |
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Arquinsiel posted:At this point just lie and tell them that the FAX protocol was deprecated and they didn't tell anyone because the FAX authority all died of old age and their kids assumed everyone else who used it did too. Sorry all faxing moved to the new t.39 protocol and our equipment is too old to handle it.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 17:33 |
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The woman would probably win?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 22:26 |
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I have 1500 alert emails. A guy on my team was doing some reboots this weekend. Excited to see if it went well!
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 22:51 |
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Corruption in Baltimore? Surely you jest.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 16:37 |
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CEO: JUST FIX IT NOW THIS IS AFFECTING PRODUCTVITY!!! sent from my iPhone 11XS
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 16:56 |
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Clearing cache absolutely fixes Finesse login issues.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 01:19 |
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GreenNight posted:What version of Finesse? We've been running it for years with no login issues. We're on 11.7 now but going to 12.5 next year. We make god drat sure everyone uses Firefox though. It by far works the best for Finesse. Any version. My company uses IE so you know it's poo poo anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 16:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:06 |
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There is something positive about being in person with your team. I'm not sure I need it 40 hours a week, but it's less isolated than full time work from home.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 18:28 |