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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

Fire and Fury is the name of wolff's book that heavily features quotes from Bannon.

Bannon tried to start a chinese company to sell WoW gold

Fire and Fury is the name of an old mission in Vanilla WoW

Bannon the Chinese gold farmer is one of those things that I laugh about every time I remember it. Like Dean Spanos trying to get the FAA to stop the guy flying a plane with a message making fun of him over his stadium in LA. Then the FAA told him they can't do anything because they don't care about stadiums that small. Or Tim Tebow's joke of an attempt at a baseball career.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:22

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

tim tebow accomplished more in baseball than some people do in a lifetime

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:28

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

hifi posted:

tim tebow accomplished more in baseball than some people do in a lifetime

Life doesn't begin at conception friend

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:31

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Qwijib0 posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/949127326100434945

I mean I know why they're releasing this (aside from Trump being mentally 7), but really, he should know, it doesn't matter.

This is red meat that will be lapped up no matter the veracity, and Trump has such incompetent dipshits in the office, that they'd likely confirm obviously false bits if it let them get digs in on the other dipshits in the whitehouse.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:32

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Qwijib0 posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/949127326100434945

so presidential

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:34

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Read tribe by Sebastian junger instead. It's real good.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:37

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FizFashizzle posted:

Fire and Fury is the name of wolff's book that heavily features quotes from Bannon.

Bannon tried to start a chinese company to sell WoW gold

Fire and Fury is the name of an old mission in Vanilla WoW

I think it's a reference to one of the times Trump tried to start a nuclear war with North Korea on twitter. Not the most recent time, but one of the earlier ones, a few months ago I think. N. Korea had a missile test or something and Trump promised to respond to aggression with Fire and Fury.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Qwijib0 posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/949127326100434945

https://twitter.com/fart/status/949119087224938496

# ? Jan 5, 2018 06:57

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I know this is a joke, but I bet it doesn't take a full week for us to find out something even more ridiculous that is true.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949100087350710272

# ? Jan 5, 2018 07:23

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Skwirl posted:

I know this is a joke, but I bet it doesn't take a full week for us to find out something even more ridiculous that is true.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949100087350710272

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949118287480111104

On one hand I want to read it just because of how hosed up it is, on the other hand that would mean that Steve Bannon gets my money.

Time to fire up the old VPN and wait for an illegitimate copy.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 07:30

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Parihuela, Peruvian seafood soup, is the best soup. If its served proper it comes with a whole crab in a giant bowl.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 07:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Great News is a v good and funny show if you nerds aren't watching it

# ? Jan 5, 2018 07:58

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

After my appendectomy I was stuck in the hospital for a week due to some bleeding and complications. Seven days after the surgery, they finally had me well enough to be allowed to eat, so I had them bring me some broth. It was basically a boullion cube melted in a cup of warm water but it was by far the best soup I have tasted in my life, and nothing will ever, ever top it. Even though I horked it up 10 minutes later, it didn't matter. My wife says I was crying while sipping my soup. My god it was so, so good.

By the way for you guys looking to drop some holiday weight, appendicitus followed by a week of fasting really melts away the pounds.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 08:12

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Good god was this like 35 years ago?

# ? Jan 5, 2018 08:21

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Leperflesh posted:

After my appendectomy I was stuck in the hospital for a week due to some bleeding and complications. Seven days after the surgery, they finally had me well enough to be allowed to eat, so I had them bring me some broth. It was basically a boullion cube melted in a cup of warm water but it was by far the best soup I have tasted in my life, and nothing will ever, ever top it. Even though I horked it up 10 minutes later, it didn't matter. My wife says I was crying while sipping my soup. My god it was so, so good.

By the way for you guys looking to drop some holiday weight, appendicitus followed by a week of fasting really melts away the pounds.

same but having a stroke instead :smug:

# ? Jan 5, 2018 08:21

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/949190500451569664

When legal pot and gay marriage were on the same ballot in Washington state both won but pot got way more votes than gay marriage. So even homophobes want legal weed. Also it's really fun to shove "States rights" arguments back into reactionary assholes faces. Democrats are loving idiots if this isn't part of their 2018 election plans

# ? Jan 5, 2018 10:41

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Leperflesh posted:

By the way for you guys looking to drop some holiday weight, appendicitus followed by a week of fasting really melts away the pounds.

Strep throat when I was 12 caused me to lose 20 pounds over a long weekend. That's a lot of weight for a 12 year old.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 10:54

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/949190500451569664

When legal pot and gay marriage were on the same ballot in Washington state both won but pot got way more votes than gay marriage. So even homophobes want legal weed. Also it's really fun to shove "States rights" arguments back into reactionary assholes faces. Democrats are loving idiots if this isn't part of their 2018 election plans

Narrator: This was not part of their 2018 election plans.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 12:14

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

I did two non-stop hours of shovelling last night and I still probably have an hour left.

All the snow blew off the roofs and I think my neighbor threw all his snow onto my driveway.

Storm was pretty rad though

# ? Jan 5, 2018 13:54

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/AmirAminiMD/status/949190500451569664

When legal pot and gay marriage were on the same ballot in Washington state both won but pot got way more votes than gay marriage. So even homophobes want legal weed. Also it's really fun to shove "States rights" arguments back into reactionary assholes faces. Democrats are loving idiots if this isn't part of their 2018 election plans

Ehhh, even the title indicates some of them will run on it. Very likely it's the obvious people who are unsure. Biden, Pelosi, etc. So long as whoever ends up being the nominee is on board that's all that matters. In the very crowded field for 2020 this would be a clear differentiator.

For 2018 anyone remotely progressive is going to hammer this and will be rewarded so the problem should solve itself

# ? Jan 5, 2018 14:35

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

OxySnake posted:

On one hand I want to read it just because of how hosed up it is, on the other hand that would mean that Steve Bannon gets my money.

Bannon is not getting any money out of this. He was merely one of the many people interviewed for the book while he was still working under Trump.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

COMIN IN HOT

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/949287555660500992

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:42

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

(Mainstream)

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:45

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Nothing is as good of a confession as a Trump denial. There are no exceptions to that rule and his lack of self-awareness never stops being amazing. There is no bottom.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:47

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

I wonder if this book would have gotten the attention it has if he weren�t howling about it at every opportunity

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:47

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Joey Freshwater posted:

I wonder if this book would have gotten the attention it has if he weren�t howling about it at every opportunity

It was going to be big regardless, since it's basically porn for everyone that hates trump.

But now? It's a cultural event.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

(((Mainstream)))

ftfy

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:50

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

FizFashizzle posted:

It was going to be big regardless, since it's basically porn for everyone that hates trump.

But now? It's a cultural event.

Yea he's made it bigger by being a moron, plus the addition of tapes makes it much more believable.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:16

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

It was going to be big regardless, since it's basically porn for everyone that hates trump.

But now? It's a cultural event.

Yeah, it was always going to be a dunk line by everyone to the vague left, but now it's the all-star dunk contest and every celebrity comedian will get in on it and some democrat politicians will try their best with some weak takes.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:29

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

Yeah, it was always going to be a dunk line by everyone to the vague left, but now it's the all-star dunk contest and every celebrity comedian will get in on it and some democrat politicians will try their best with some weak takes.

Kamala will get a good line in.

Gillebrand will embarrass herself like she did when she tried to say gently caress.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

you leave senator scully out of this

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:37

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

Kamala will get a good line in.

Gillebrand will embarrass herself like she did when she tried to say gently caress.

God I just hope someone uses this as the basis for a new West Wing.

Just add a high minded centrist type character to a world where the Mooch comes on for two episodes and screams about Bannon sucking his own dick, or the moment when they all decided they were down with pedophilia.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:39

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

I hope there�s some choice Roy Moore discussion in Fire and Fury. I really want to know the behind the scenes of how they rationalize supporting a pedophile.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:54