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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I drank too much and regurgitated all of it when I got home

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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piss tape israel posted:

Have any of you made out with a girl and felt guilty about it the next day

:synpa:

I'm a goon, what do you think?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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FizFashizzle posted:

Several news outlets reported the gorilla tv joke as true lol

I want to believe its real

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Frats delanda est

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I hope the judge rules discriminating against conservatives is perfectly cool and good

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Sep 3, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Tweets are no longer displaying on the Awful App. I feel vulnerable.

So its not just me

Who broke the app

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Flowers for Algernon is awful

Mostly cause I cry every time I read it :(

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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↑↑↑↑ those ruled

Catch-22 is a great band

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Are there any conservative punk bands? They must be awful.

One of the Ramones was an arch-conservative

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I read Anthem in middle school and liked it

It was middle school so all the Rand-isms flew right over my head

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Chichevache posted:

I'll pm you later, boo boo.


They're wondering who the creep is.

a 33 year old friend of mine is dating a pair of 19 year old twins. he's having fun. :shrug:

do the twins go on dates together or?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Spoeank posted:

Running the risk of the tendies meme, having some well seasoned and properly done chicken tenders with some buffalo sauce or honey mustard daily is almost worth pushing 3 bills

I made my own fried chicken nuggets a few weeka ago. Came out alright, but I'll cut the ginger next time. That was a strange taste with the rest of my spices

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Sep 3, 2011

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

No. It's a sport where girls who have not developed fully have a distinct advantage. There is a reason China is always trying to sneak 12 year olds in. The result is you end up with young girls training non stop under tremendous pressure, to say nothing of the weirdos in charge.

I think the Olympics changed their scoring around so the power/strength routines are rewarded super heavily so the Chinese 12 year old have no shot at all

Rausman is super jacked IIRC



AS we learned from PSU, sex abuse is not an NCAA violation

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I only drink ciders and beers with so much extra flavors that cover up the hops

Hops are pretty awful

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I made some really lovely fried chicken

Owns

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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someone give me a rundown on the shutdown stuff today

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The Glumslinger posted:

Dems got CHIP for a 3 week extension, a pinky swear promise from Mitch to let them vote on the Dream act (which everyone expects him to renege on, just like everytime he makes a promise)

They had been aiming for CHIP in a 2 week extension over the weekend


This is considered selling out Dreamers

Does this mean we will have another shutdown staredown in 3 weaks?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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seiferguy posted:

Teams that have successfully tanked:

Spurs to get Duncan
Cavs to get LeBron (the first time)
Astros to get Correa, Springer, and all their other drat players
Nationals to get Strasburg and Harper
Cubs to get Kris Bryant and their other guys

I almost listed the Colts to get Luck, but... lol

My man, have you heard about The Process?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I would have sex with Tomi Lahren. Then I would immediately skip town so I would never have to talk to her again

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Relentlessboredomm posted:

Hell no, wouldn't go anywhere near that blond crazy lady.

I find Lahren completely indistinguishable from any of the other Fox Blondes so if she didnt tell me her name, pound town

Who are Ben and/or Abigal Shapiro again?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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fsif posted:

The TFF Boys, getting horny together.

I will gently caress anyone that wants to gently caress me back

Which, as it turns out, is basically no one

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Intruder posted:

If it makes you feel better he finds happiness and a wife, they have a kid, only for the reactor on the ship to blow and kill nearly everyone he's come to care about including her and the kid

(He then comes back to Earth and absolutely fucks everyone up)

My favorite bit of WWH was Hulk and Ghost Rider trying to out SSJ each other in their fight until Ghost Rider decided he had better things to do and Hulk had the moral right to start smashing everbody

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Ehud posted:

Have any of you guys ever seriously thought about moving to a different country?

Step 1: Marry a rich foreign national
Step 2: Move back to her country
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I fart a lot



Nothing else to say, really

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Making pancakes right now, aw yeah


Then go out to the bar for Super Bowl. Should be fun, I live in Dallas

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

wait maybe I'm not Eastern European. What's the actual region and where does it stop North/South?

Eastern Europe is a catchall for Warsaw Pact these days

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Professional jurors exist, they're called lawyers

The problem with the jury system is thag jurors are idiots

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I liked Diamond Age a whole lot

Nissin Cup Nudist
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One of the strangest conversations I had was when I was in a stall, a co-worker was in the other, and our supervisor was right outside. We were having a pissing match about bad forklift drivers (the other guy was one).

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I'm pretty sure most of our post count is GDT shitposting

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Don't post on twitter

problem solved

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Intruder posted:

The problem is people who have never been in a panic situation picture themselves as the cool calm action hero who easily guns down the bad guy without breaking a sweat

Someone post that Seagal clip

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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I moved to Texas and can confirm I am still a total goon

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Magachuds and actual mentally deficient people have about the same level of intelligence so its a valid comp imo

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Relentlessboredomm posted:

Seriously, let's swap. Last time I saw my mom she got mad when I called Robert E Lee a traitor who should've been so overcome with thanks to not be strung up after the war much less deified all over the south. I believe she repeatedly called him "honorable".

Robert E Lee is my fifth cousin seven times removed

Or something like thag

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

If you manage to kill someone with your first musket shot you get a loving trophy

and actually kill

Not wait for then to die of gangrene a week later

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Petite Dinklage posted:

What stock platform do you all use for trading stocks

look at this bougie

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Whats this mean?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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USA USA USA

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Nissin Cup Nudist
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axeil posted:

Honestly, I don't think he should have. School resource officers are the guys who bust kids smoking pot in the bathroom and cutting class. They're not trained to take down a guy with an assault rifle and if he'd run in there trying to be Rambo we'd have another dead body.

That they're trying to scapegoat him is disgusting.

OTOH, this is why we shouldn't give teachers guns

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