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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



everything from last night is a blur

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

I like football

Also lol apparently one of those lovely YouTube prank guys filmed himself goofing around with a corpse in that Japanese suicide forest

I just found out about this due to Aaron being really mad at him:

https://twitter.com/aaronpaul_8/status/948032944408444928

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

You think the pig one was a happy ending?

It's been awhile, but that dude was a douche and they were doing some heinously authoritarian poo poo to try and find that guy.

Him having to go ham felt deserved.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hit me with that bomb cyclone

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



General Dog posted:

Are these really the only choices? I'd vote for Jim Caldwell (the median human being) above any of these guys.

It's what you get from Chuds. Doesn't have any real answers like Danny DeVito, Steph Curry, Nick Saban or Logan Paul

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



General Dog posted:

The correct answer is Robert Duvall

Fair choice, I thought he was dead.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



And the solution is a significant performance hit.

Gonna leave my pc vulnerable as heck for mad fps.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The world needs more heroes:

https://twitter.com/nekoewen/status/948265344195379200

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

Scam, how? It is 300 calories, and while it doesn't taste 100% like ice cream, it isn't bad. There are low calorie ice creams that taste like garbage, but Halo Top isn't one of them.

Yeah, leave halo top out for ~10-15 minutes, then scarf down the entire pint and feel like a filth pig without any of the actual pain.

it's no ben & jerry's but it's way better then stuff like arctic freeze and the like.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/948784477131522048

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hello from bomb cyclone central:



You can't really see it but the wind is blowing so hard that at all times snow is being picked up and whipped around everywhere.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

farewell kalli

The vpn is getting absolutely murdered by the entire company being on it, so I've been playing with my knockoff roomba I got for christmas and telling myself "it's too windy to bother shoveling anything, just wait" like I won't be regretting that in 3 hours.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Apparently boston is flooding badly.



I hope the aquarium is okay :ohdear:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thaddius the Large posted:

Of course it is, just means more water for the fish :downs:

I worry about the poor lil' penguins, they might escape and take over southie.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



piss tape israel posted:

Jesus. I don't think I've ever seen a frozen slushy flood before.

Yeah, it's a few degrees below freezing by me, but hovering in Boston itself, so they get a rainy slushy hell mix that's then going to freeze over tonight and leave a half foot of ice everywhere.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

my goddamn grill is frozen

Same

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The CDC calls me every two months on the dot as part of a "random sampling" about childhood vaccinations.

I wonder if their number selection algorithm is busted

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




That rules

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I mean I know why they're releasing this (aside from Trump being mentally 7), but really, he should know, it doesn't matter.

This is red meat that will be lapped up no matter the veracity, and Trump has such incompetent dipshits in the office, that they'd likely confirm obviously false bits if it let them get digs in on the other dipshits in the whitehouse.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

It was going to be big regardless, since it's basically porn for everyone that hates trump.

But now? It's a cultural event.

Yeah, it was always going to be a dunk line by everyone to the vague left, but now it's the all-star dunk contest and every celebrity comedian will get in on it and some democrat politicians will try their best with some weak takes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

Kamala will get a good line in.

Gillebrand will embarrass herself like she did when she tried to say gently caress.

God I just hope someone uses this as the basis for a new West Wing.

Just add a high minded centrist type character to a world where the Mooch comes on for two episodes and screams about Bannon sucking his own dick, or the moment when they all decided they were down with pedophilia.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Doug Jones's gay son wants to show Mike Pence the real gay agenda:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I believe the gorilla channel story.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





quote:

With nearly a quarter of mass shootings in the USA occurring in or around schools, a 'serious' videogame is in development that will train teachers to respond to such scenarios.

It is the work of the US Army, the department of Homeland Security, and Cole Engineering Services, a tech firm who develop simulation-based training programmes and serious games. It is based on a soldier training simulation, but is being repurposed for school shootings, with input from the mother of a victim of the Sandy Hook massacre.

Gizmodo's video on the game features Tamara Griffith, of the Army Research Laboratory, explaining its goals:

"The more experience you have, the better your chances of survival. This allows you to practice, and have multiple experiences, to know what works and what doesn't work."

Teachers are able to lock doors and order children to line up along interior classroom walls to keep out of sight. As Griffith explains, this is not something that they chose to deal with in their career, but "unfortunately, it is becoming a reality, and so we want to give them that chance to understand what options are available to them."

Homeland Security say the simulation will be ready to launch in spring this year.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I hope it has physics as funny as JFK Reloaded.

Or stealthily keeps track of how many kids you get shot.

Or accidentally trains school shooters on whatever dumbass lessons this tries to instruct teachers on.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Game needs lootboxes.

Upgrade your kids with bulletproof backpack skins

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It should have the exact Doom difficulty levels.


... I'm too young to die is probably too on the nose.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



F&F time

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Some of us are still at work, post highlights pls.

Same, I just stole that from Mike Stuchbery's feed:

https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/949327045095579649

The one about don't piss off the spies, you'll get russiad! took me out of it a bit, that's such hacky political writing. Get back to dunking on the lovely conmen and grifters that leached onto Trump's bloated carcass.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Iffect is the term for when you're not sure if something affected something else.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Affect in german is beeinflussen
Effect is bewirken as a verb or de effekt as a noun

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Okay, this excerpt is good:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I've been making egg white omelettes and nuking them in the morning.

I am also a loving animal who likes the taste of dried out eggs due to growing up eating those mcdonalds scrambled eggs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The state of the union address is going to be top notch.

Shangri-Law School posted:


But I am fairly optimistic for the future after Trump, as long as we make it through 2020 without nuking someone.

I think we both fundamentally agree that almost regardless of what happens, outside a shooting war, the democrats will likely win a fairly resounding wave victory over '18 and '20.

That said, unless they fundamentally change what they support and who they champion, I fully expect them to give control right back to the Republicans over the following 8 years, and just hope they don't find a competent fascist to climb atop the pile.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

I remember thinking this last year, but if he feels like it he has the ability to read off a teleprompter.

Oh, I think there's some doubts about that.

That's probably my favorite rumor. That "our president is probably literate" gets to be discussed widely.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



axeil posted:

Wanna know a secret?


The wall already exists pretty much everywhere you can have wall (so not on like, cliffs and stuff).

It also has hosed up border communities. In this episode of Majority 54 Jason Kander talks to a Republican rancher who lives on the border and why the wall is such a terrible, terrible idea.

https://crooked.com/podcast/the-border-wall/

Yeah, most of it was built after the Secure Fence Act was passed in 2006.

“The bill before us will certainly do some good,” Obama said on the Senate floor in October 2006. He praised the legislation, saying it would provide “better fences and better security along our borders” and would “help stem some of the tide of illegal immigration in this country.”

Also supported by Hillray, Biden, and Schumer among like 20 other dem senators.

Great job assholes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh, yeah, I was supposed to post that I saw the Star Wars movie.

It sure could've used way less apocalypse nonsense happening constantly

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



C-Euro posted:

Finally saw The Last Jedi. Liked it but I thought it was a little too long. Also on the drive home my wife said Kylo Ren looked like "a sobbing duck".

Time to go read 20 pages of spoilers in the last chat thread!

Yeah I thought the Cruiser thing would be the ending, but nope, it just kept on trucking for another half hour.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



very stable genius posted:

Our president, the idiot.

Seriously, it's a legit argument whether or not the man can read.

And he's our president, lmao. We're all going to die.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Honestly I find his approval rating to be a horrifying indictment of our nation.

37% approve of him. Like what more could he realistically do to lose that support?

Not trigger the libs

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