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everything from last night is a blur
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 19:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:19 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I like football I just found out about this due to Aaron being really mad at him: https://twitter.com/aaronpaul_8/status/948032944408444928
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 04:59 |
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Intruder posted:You think the pig one was a happy ending? It's been awhile, but that dude was a douche and they were doing some heinously authoritarian poo poo to try and find that guy. Him having to go ham felt deserved.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 00:47 |
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Hit me with that bomb cyclone
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 01:57 |
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General Dog posted:Are these really the only choices? I'd vote for Jim Caldwell (the median human being) above any of these guys. It's what you get from Chuds. Doesn't have any real answers like Danny DeVito, Steph Curry, Nick Saban or Logan Paul
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 16:49 |
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General Dog posted:The correct answer is Robert Duvall Fair choice, I thought he was dead.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 16:53 |
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And the solution is a significant performance hit. Gonna leave my pc vulnerable as heck for mad fps.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 18:28 |
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The world needs more heroes: https://twitter.com/nekoewen/status/948265344195379200
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 20:44 |
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seiferguy posted:Scam, how? It is 300 calories, and while it doesn't taste 100% like ice cream, it isn't bad. There are low calorie ice creams that taste like garbage, but Halo Top isn't one of them. Yeah, leave halo top out for ~10-15 minutes, then scarf down the entire pint and feel like a filth pig without any of the actual pain. it's no ben & jerry's but it's way better then stuff like arctic freeze and the like.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 22:19 |
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https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/948784477131522048
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 15:13 |
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Hello from bomb cyclone central: You can't really see it but the wind is blowing so hard that at all times snow is being picked up and whipped around everywhere.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:30 |
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FizFashizzle posted:farewell kalli The vpn is getting absolutely murdered by the entire company being on it, so I've been playing with my knockoff roomba I got for christmas and telling myself "it's too windy to bother shoveling anything, just wait" like I won't be regretting that in 3 hours.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:41 |
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Apparently boston is flooding badly. I hope the aquarium is okay
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:49 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:Of course it is, just means more water for the fish I worry about the poor lil' penguins, they might escape and take over southie.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:52 |
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piss tape israel posted:Jesus. I don't think I've ever seen a frozen slushy flood before. Yeah, it's a few degrees below freezing by me, but hovering in Boston itself, so they get a rainy slushy hell mix that's then going to freeze over tonight and leave a half foot of ice everywhere.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:55 |
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FizFashizzle posted:my goddamn grill is frozen Same
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 21:10 |
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The CDC calls me every two months on the dot as part of a "random sampling" about childhood vaccinations. I wonder if their number selection algorithm is busted
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 21:43 |
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That rules
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 22:18 |
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I mean I know why they're releasing this (aside from Trump being mentally 7), but really, he should know, it doesn't matter. This is red meat that will be lapped up no matter the veracity, and Trump has such incompetent dipshits in the office, that they'd likely confirm obviously false bits if it let them get digs in on the other dipshits in the whitehouse.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 06:32 |
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FizFashizzle posted:It was going to be big regardless, since it's basically porn for everyone that hates trump. Yeah, it was always going to be a dunk line by everyone to the vague left, but now it's the all-star dunk contest and every celebrity comedian will get in on it and some democrat politicians will try their best with some weak takes.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 16:29 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Kamala will get a good line in. God I just hope someone uses this as the basis for a new West Wing. Just add a high minded centrist type character to a world where the Mooch comes on for two episodes and screams about Bannon sucking his own dick, or the moment when they all decided they were down with pedophilia.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 16:39 |
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Doug Jones's gay son wants to show Mike Pence the real gay agenda:
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:11 |
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I believe the gorilla channel story.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:19 |
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quote:With nearly a quarter of mass shootings in the USA occurring in or around schools, a 'serious' videogame is in development that will train teachers to respond to such scenarios.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:46 |
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I hope it has physics as funny as JFK Reloaded. Or stealthily keeps track of how many kids you get shot. Or accidentally trains school shooters on whatever dumbass lessons this tries to instruct teachers on.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:49 |
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Game needs lootboxes. Upgrade your kids with bulletproof backpack skins
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:56 |
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It should have the exact Doom difficulty levels. ... I'm too young to die is probably too on the nose.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 17:58 |
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F&F time
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 19:12 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Some of us are still at work, post highlights pls. Same, I just stole that from Mike Stuchbery's feed: https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/949327045095579649 The one about don't piss off the spies, you'll get russiad! took me out of it a bit, that's such hacky political writing. Get back to dunking on the lovely conmen and grifters that leached onto Trump's bloated carcass.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 19:27 |
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Iffect is the term for when you're not sure if something affected something else.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 20:53 |
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Affect in german is beeinflussen Effect is bewirken as a verb or de effekt as a noun
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 21:05 |
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Okay, this excerpt is good:
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 21:19 |
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I've been making egg white omelettes and nuking them in the morning. I am also a loving animal who likes the taste of dried out eggs due to growing up eating those mcdonalds scrambled eggs.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 22:02 |
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The state of the union address is going to be top notch.Shangri-Law School posted:
I think we both fundamentally agree that almost regardless of what happens, outside a shooting war, the democrats will likely win a fairly resounding wave victory over '18 and '20. That said, unless they fundamentally change what they support and who they champion, I fully expect them to give control right back to the Republicans over the following 8 years, and just hope they don't find a competent fascist to climb atop the pile.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 19:09 |
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Grittybeard posted:I remember thinking this last year, but if he feels like it he has the ability to read off a teleprompter. Oh, I think there's some doubts about that. That's probably my favorite rumor. That "our president is probably literate" gets to be discussed widely.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 19:19 |
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axeil posted:Wanna know a secret? Yeah, most of it was built after the Secure Fence Act was passed in 2006. “The bill before us will certainly do some good,” Obama said on the Senate floor in October 2006. He praised the legislation, saying it would provide “better fences and better security along our borders” and would “help stem some of the tide of illegal immigration in this country.” Also supported by Hillray, Biden, and Schumer among like 20 other dem senators. Great job assholes.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 03:23 |
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Oh, yeah, I was supposed to post that I saw the Star Wars movie. It sure could've used way less apocalypse nonsense happening constantly
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 05:20 |
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C-Euro posted:Finally saw The Last Jedi. Liked it but I thought it was a little too long. Also on the drive home my wife said Kylo Ren looked like "a sobbing duck". Yeah I thought the Cruiser thing would be the ending, but nope, it just kept on trucking for another half hour.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 05:50 |
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very stable genius posted:Our president, the idiot. Seriously, it's a legit argument whether or not the man can read. And he's our president, lmao. We're all going to die.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 22:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:19 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Honestly I find his approval rating to be a horrifying indictment of our nation. Not trigger the libs
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 23:02 |