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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



I still love the idea that the Bugle headline of "THE CITY IS SAFE!" is purely in reference to JJJ now being the Publisher of the Bugle again.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

He was back in charge for roughly an hour too.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


Well, I mean, he DID technically save the day during that arc.

Actually, it wasn't "technically", he loving saved the day completely.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



David D. Davidson posted:

He was back in charge for roughly an hour too.
I bet Robbie has a whole file cabinet of those headlines ready to go.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly






Amazing spring man

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ah, more healing g-forces. He won't need the hospital by the time they get there.

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


LMFAO

SPROINNNGG

'bingo'

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


goatface posted:

Ah, more healing g-forces. He won't need the hospital by the time they get there.

He Gwen Stacy's her due to the SPROINNNGG

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

There were...
ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES.



Haifisch posted:

They're going to spend so long traveling the country the writers themselves will forget where they're supposed to live.

And it's not from a recent arc, but I think this strip perfectly encapsulates the spirit of NSM:


I dunno why Sandman is surprised Spidey brought a vacuum cleaner, since that's literally how Peter beat him way back in the '60s.

I know, I know, different canon.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Amazing spring man
The incredible leaping dude!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly




Just realized they completely skipped over New Orleans when they flew direct to Miami. We dont get newspaper Gambit. I dont know if that's good or bad.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

There were...
ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES.



Synthbuttrange posted:

Just realized they completely skipped over New Orleans when they flew direct to Miami. We dont get newspaper Gambit. I dont know if that's good or bad.

I'm not sure even NSM can top 'It Not You, It Gambit'.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


Yvonmukluk posted:

I'm not sure even NSM can top 'It Not You, It Gambit'.

Life finds a way

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009


Better hope Bruce doesn't stub his toe getting off the boat, because Spidey just ditched his wife with the Hulk.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Hulk has a weakness for pretty ladies.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


goatface posted:

Hulk has a weakness for pretty ladies.

When are we getting Newspaper bambi?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010





Yvonmukluk posted:

I'm not sure even NSM can top 'It Not You, It Gambit'.

that already sounds like something the hulk would say so this is close enough

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



Synthbuttrange posted:



Amazing spring man

In his robust zeal to deliver Connors, he immediately slams into the side of a freighter.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

Binary Badger posted:

In his robust zeal to deliver Connors, he immediately slams into the side of a freighter.

Not his old nemesis, a truck?

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


FAPPO!

(The sound of all the bones in Connor's body breaking.)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

peter. peter, honey. your web shooters are on your wrists. if you carry him with both hands, all you can do is hop like a bunny.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

evilmiera posted:

Not his old nemesis, a truck?

Freighters are the Trucks of the Sea.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

peter. peter, honey. your web shooters are on your wrists. if you carry him with both hands, all you can do is hop like a bunny.


boing boing where am I going

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!






Taco Defender

Synthbuttrange posted:


boing boing where am I going
If only there was some sort of mobile device that typically comes with a map function, that most people carry with them wherever they go.

If only.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


College Slice

It would probably be easier just to take the cab.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

peter. peter, honey. your web shooters are on your wrists. if you carry him with both hands, all you can do is hop like a bunny.
Excuse me, he's hopping with the proportional abilities of a jumping spider.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly




Also two identical panels, but redrawn to be unidentical.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

it didn't even occur to me that he had no idea where the hospital was and was just hopping off in a random direction.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

Haifisch posted:

If only there was some sort of mobile device that typically comes with a map function, that most people carry with them wherever they go.

If only.

he's only got two hands. oh, but wait! what if there was some sort of magic potion that grew arms?

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's only got two hands. oh, but wait! what if there was some sort of magic potion that grew arms?

I think you have to talk to Morbius about that one.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I feel the pressure,
under more scrutiny
And what I do,
act more stupidly




Connors takes it and grows two more stumps.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it didn't even occur to me that he had no idea where the hospital was and was just hopping off in a random direction.
2018 continuity guy is on point.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty


Mierenneuker posted:

This is a blatant lie brought into the world by the weekday artist, who is clearly jealous of the skilled (and handsome) weekend artist.

Weekend Artist account spotted

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
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ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
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Pillbug

He looks less like he's carrying Conners in that middle panel and more like he's feeding him into a wood chipper.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

I went for a walk tonight and I found Rocket searching a food locker.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Epicurius posted:

It would probably be easier just to take the cab.

Cabbie: Sure thing Spider-Man, you got money for the fare?
Spidey: No.
Cabbie: Oh I get it, you forgot your wallet?
Spidey: .....no

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

and then he steals curt's wallet

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

and then he steals curt's wallet

Jameson spots it as he is walking by and starts chasing him down the streets of Miami, while simultaneously trying to call Peter to get down there to take pictures... pictures of Spider-Man!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

Cabbie: Sure thing Spider-Man, you got money for the fare?
Spidey: No.
Cabbie: Oh I get it, you forgot your wallet?
Spidey: .....no
3 days of "I can't take out my wallet, as he would see my ID and figure out that I'm the photographer Peter Parker."

On the 4th day he removes his mask-- "Well Spider-Man can't settle the bill, but maybe Peter Parker can?"

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


If Spider-man was willing to commit one crime and make a fake ID, he could get out of so many troubles. But if he commits even one crime, he's basically Venom

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Psychedelicatessen posted:

If Spider-man was willing to commit one crime and make a fake ID, he could get out of so many troubles. But if he commits even one crime, he's basically Venom

There's that one issue of Spider-Man and the X-Men when he explains why he couldn't monetize his powers without exposing his identity, and gets all lovely when the students start explaining how he could have set up shell companies and trusts to make money without exposing his family

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