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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

his ship flew off, even. as far as we know it is still flying.

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Jun 14, 2005

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Pillbug



"My eyebrows have never been pointier!"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

That fish cannot believe what it's seeing.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf

Namor is pissed because his entire agenda has been derailed. He was counting on Pharos dying to justify his war.

It's going to turn out, that after a seeming miraculous recovery, Pharos finally succumbed to pollution poisoning. Which, coincidentally enough, looks just like a trident to the back.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Namor is prepared to forget his war with the surface until he receives the hospital bill and the 30 minutes of treatment the kid got will bankrupt Atlantis entirely.

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Jun 14, 2005

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Push El Burrito posted:

That fish cannot believe what it's seeing.
I'm seein' double here! Four Namors!

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Jun 14, 2005

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Dr Bellman: Did I leave my coffeemaker on?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Removing the toxins turned him blue again.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


Johnny Walker posted:



Dr Bellman: Did I leave my coffeemaker on?

doctor this patient is going into arrest we don't have time for your "pining for someone" bullshit

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!



Johnny Walker posted:



Dr Bellman: Did I leave my coffeemaker on?

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned Colorist War for these trying times.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

remember, that doctor just randomly went down to the docks when she heard namor was there. her motivations are transparent.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

remember, that doctor just randomly went down to the docks when she heard namor was there. her motivations are transparent.

Looks like there's another Ab Hunter in town.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Lobok posted:

Looks like there's another Ab Hunter in town.

MJ was just practicing on Jonah, the real slaps are coming!

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Jun 14, 2005

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

"But my prince, if you kill all the surface dwellers who will be left to make you pizza?"

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 19:49 on May 11, 2020

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

the fuckin' fish is still there

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the fuckin' fish is still there

There's some poo poo going down. I'd be swimming all casual-like, as well, to eavesdrop on that drama.

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Jun 14, 2005

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That drat submarine scared off Fish.

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Jun 14, 2005

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Watch out, Cleveland!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006



Why waste our weaponry attacking a military vessel... when we can rain bombs down upon civilians! No Atlantean shall ever adhere to the airbreathers' Geneva Convention!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011







That's like saying that Poland started the war with Germany.

Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ironically the US did perform a false flag operation on Atlantis in the comics.

Well, I say the US, but it was Iron Man.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


I cant wait to see Namor rail on about what violent assholes the military is when they start shooting at him to stop his indiscriminate bombing campaign.

"How dare you not lie down and DIE!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:



Watch out, Cleveland!
I miss the fish already. I hope a bird peeks in the window for the next few strips to fill the void.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

namor has to be ridiculous at all times to distract from how he is absolutely 100% justified and correct.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Namor: We will attack in the daylight so the enemy can see us coming!"
Atlantean General: .....

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

Namor: We will attack in the daylight so the enemy can see us coming!"
Atlantean General: .....

Atlantean General: Night? Day? Ugh, having to worry about all that is the worst. Everything's better under the sea. ...Why do people always laugh when I say that?!

Lobok fucked around with this message at 02:36 on May 14, 2020

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?


Admiral: my prince there appears to be someone attached to the hull
Namor: It must be Spider-Man, very well let us stettle this, let him in.

Jonah enters holding a plunger in each hand with two more attached to his feet
Jonah: J Jonah Jameson Daily Bugle would you care to give the press a few remarks?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

I miss the fish already. I hope a bird peeks in the window for the next few strips to fill the void.

A pelican flies by, its mouth open, and the fish is inside gawking at Namor.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


David D. Davidson posted:

Jonah enters holding a plunger in each hand with two more attached to his feet
Jonah: J Jonah Jameson Daily Bugle would you care to give the press a few remarks?

Namor: Very well, my grievance with your air-breathing Governments is tha-
JJJ: The hell with that, give me the gossip on Spider-Man! Is he just your evil sidekick or is he the evil mastermind you work for? Also do you have pictures?
Namor: Of what?
JJJ: .....

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Jun 14, 2005

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Magneto is an Atlantean?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

The scene of the crime of course being the entirety of New York.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The crime of course being humanity polluting the oceans.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas Magic


Fallen Rib

Namor, New York is not the worlds' greatest city. It ain't even the greatest city in the US.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

it is where 90% of all superpowered people on earth live.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

Let's attack the city where The Avengers and Fantastic 4 live, with a single flying sub that is also carrying myself, the perfect hostage to halt the war.

Namor really is Underwater Spider-man.

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Jun 14, 2005

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"Fire our super-advanced Atlantean weapons!"
"I can't! He blocked our window so we can't see!"
"drat he's good!"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

I bet their plan was just to open a window and chuck empty snail shells.

"Behold my crunchy wrath, airbreathers! Imperius loving Rex!"

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010



I had no idea Magneto had a gig in Namor's sub BTW

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Not-Magneto has some pretty great faces. All the forms of 'Arrogant shock' the artist can muster.

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