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i love this conversation. nsm of all people is laying out all these obvious reasons why the two of them going to visit dr. strange is a bad idea, but mj wants to go see a (sex) wizard so that's that.
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Lurdiak posted:Like Morbius' hand suckers, it skirts actual violence by going into strange body horror. Yeah it feels weird to say but biting into someone's neck and drinking their blood is pretty tame if the alternative is lamprey fingers.
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Jul 9, 2020 02:45
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Remember: He doesn't drink blood, he drinks plasma.
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Jul 9, 2020 15:19
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Jul 9, 2020 18:15
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MJ wants that sorcerer dick.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:20
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Jul 9, 2020 19:47
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Just walking around with my cool chain.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:50
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NSM is a really long, drawn-out justification for why the burglar Peter let go that fateful day coincidentally ended up at Uncle Ben's house that night. It was because of May, who has a supernatural ability to draw criminals to her.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:44
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Strange: Why hello, Mary Jane Watson Parker, Mr. Not-an-avenger. Come in have some tea.
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Jul 10, 2020 04:30
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MJ: Stephen Strange, I've come to barge in!
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Jul 10, 2020 07:07
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 "...or, should I say, to you?"
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Jul 10, 2020 17:44
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"Face it, tiger! You just hit the jackpot!" "But honey, that's what you said to me when we first met and you were trying to get into my pants!" "Technically this is a one-piece I have on. Not really pants." "See, Pete? Nothing to worry about!"
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Jul 10, 2020 17:54
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"You could gently caress me."
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Jul 10, 2020 18:18
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Just charge at them and start punching them in the head. You don't need to do crazy acrobatics in order to beat people up Pete.
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Jul 10, 2020 19:33
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It tickles me that it took Peter a few moments to remember what his Spider-Sense does.
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Jul 10, 2020 19:43
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Ikasuhito posted:Just charge at them and start punching them in the head. You don't need to do crazy acrobatics in order to beat people up Pete. He should just put some knuckle dusters on. You wake up with the imprint of one of those in your forehead and you're not going to immediately think some punk kid who walloped you has super powers.
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But what is they start to suspect that I, Peter Parker, am secretly Knuckle-Duster-Man?
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Johnny Walker posted:
LOL at Pete looking around, hoping no one is around to see him getting cucked in broad daylight
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Strange: Hello, I'm Stephen Strange. MJ: Hello Stephen Strange. Strange: That's DOCTOR Stephen Strange, thank you very much 
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Jul 11, 2020 03:44
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so this guy's plan was to find a woman and magically encourage her to go visit strange. except, mj was already talking about visiting him and the evil wizard didn't know. so what, did he pick her out of the crowd as someone who was horny for stephen strange?
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Jerusalem posted:Strange: Hello, I'm Stephen Strange. Introductions are not his forte. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFg5wUvkGI
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We sure that guy in the middle isn't some kinda metahuman? His teeth look like they got replaced by a griddle. Also, Peter, legit no-one cares how you beat up three guys. There's thousands of cases of people getting hopped up on adrenaline or using wrestling moves/martial arts and beating the odds with feats of strength when they're feeling threatened. Heck these days it is an entire video genre of released security footage. Edit: Oh, and one for the villains too: You really don't have to make sure she doesn't talk to the cops. You already intimidated her once, all you are doing is exposing yourselves to more issues by not leaving it alone and, if she already talked to the cops you're giving them and onlookers more information about yourselves, or even risking arrest if the cops should just now be on their way to take her statement (it has been a full day after all). But then of course the comic wouldn't have any drama or tension. Also, even for NSM characters these guys seem immensely dumb, on purpose. evilmiera fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Jul 11, 2020 |
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Jul 11, 2020 10:55
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they are random ne'er-do-wells, so it isn't much of a stretch for them to be really dumb (but still smarter than peter)
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evilmiera posted:Edit: Oh, and one for the villains too: You really don't have to make sure she doesn't talk to the cops. You already intimidated her once, all you are doing is exposing yourselves to more issues by not leaving it alone and, if she already talked to the cops you're giving them and onlookers more information about yourselves, or even risking arrest if the cops should just now be on their way to take her statement (it has been a full day after all). Cop 2: Three guys, nothing distinguishing except one carries around a giant chain. Like it's draped over him all the time. He also has lockjaw and is constantly gritting his giant teeth. Cop 1: Dammit that could be anybody!  Better be a helluva hangnail.
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Jul 11, 2020 17:38
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Peter easily distracted by Strange's pointing while MJ remains unwavering in her eyefucking gaze.
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Johnny Walker posted:Cop 1: So what was that description again? eww, the colourist doesn’t know that the spots on Strange’s arm mean he has his gloves on 
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We seem to be missing a couple of days. Either way I'm glad to see Pete went the worst route possible by not only letting thugs he could have easily stopped Rob his aunt, but is also going to nearly kill her as a result.
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Jul 11, 2020 19:53
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Yeah the scans for Sundays in this paper just...don't exist. And the scans for Saturday looked like this: 
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Jul 11, 2020 22:53
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Jul 12, 2020 00:34
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This loving thread 
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Jul 12, 2020 00:56
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Hey there's a day missi- Nevermind
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Jul 12, 2020 07:51
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Jul 12, 2020 17:01
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oh thank god, at least sunday colourist knows that Strange is wearing gloves
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Jul 12, 2020 17:30
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I was simply... conjuring up a little something to eat. And here you are.
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Lobok posted:I was simply... conjuring up a little something to eat. And here you are. Why is everyone in this goddamn comic so thirsty all the time??
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Johnny Walker posted:
"...and you good sir, are NOT an Avenger."
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