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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kingpin: Now that he can't cling to surfaces, I am sure to be able to beat this man with superhuman strength in a one-on-one fight!

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


he only has superhuman strength when he remembers that fact.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


Secretly, the Kingpin also has the proportionate strength of a spider.

And since he's bigger, he's got a lot more of it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


Twelve by Pies posted:

Kingpin has the proportionate strength of a human.

And since he's bigger, he's got a lot more of it.

Payndz
Sep 22, 2006

I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium, as I'm attending a Scuderia Ferrari team-building exercise. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.


Spidey just has to rub himself against the greasy walls, then Kingpin won't be able to grab him!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Payndz posted:

Spidey just has to rub himself against the greasy walls, then Kingpin won't be able to grab him!

The NSM version of the Clone Saga is 3 greased up Peters* running around Kingpin's dungeon, with 1, 2, and 4 painted on their backs.

* MJ:

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout






Watch out! He still has a pocket of sleep in his mask!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Wow, didn't know Fisk was an Assassin.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!



Johnny Walker posted:



Watch out! He still has a pocket of sleep in his mask!

Me in gradeschool with a ruler

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kept waiting for Spidey to reveal he faked being drugged because he wanted to see who was behind the doctor's schemes... but nope, holy poo poo he really did just take drugs and go to sleep.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.


Jerusalem posted:

Kept waiting for Spidey to reveal he faked being drugged because he wanted to see who was behind the doctor's schemes... but nope, holy poo poo he really did just take drugs and go to sleep.

You must be new here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Bruceski posted:

You must be new here.

Hey now, maybe I'm just incapable of retaining long-term memory!

Maybe... I am secretly Spider-Man?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Jerusalem posted:

Hey now, maybe I'm just incapable of retaining long-term memory!

Maybe... I am secretly Spider-Man?
No, Spider-Jerusalem is a different comic character.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yeah but he only had a 1% chance of keeping his memory

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





That face in the second panel, oh my goodness.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010





Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago.



Welp, not only did we not miss much, but the spider did not strike back.

And now who wants to place a bet no one noticed the power went out?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with





Push El Burrito posted:

Wow, didn't know Fisk was an Assassin.

My favorite bit in AC: Valhalla is (early barely-a-spoiler): when Eivor gets the Assassin's blade and the Assassins tell her to put it on the underside of her arm to hide it and she's like "why the Hel would I want to hide it?" and just straps it to the outside

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



Endless Mike posted:

My favorite bit in AC: Valhalla is (early barely-a-spoiler): when Eivor gets the Assassin's blade and the Assassins tell her to put it on the underside of her arm to hide it and she's like "why the Hel would I want to hide it?" and just straps it to the outside

I like to imagine that trainee Assassin who was in that scene was just like "wait, you're letting Eivor wear it on top? Maybe could have told me that was an option before I cut off my drat finger for this thing?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

No, Spider-Jerusalem is a different comic character.

He does drink whatever you're offering though.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout






"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve my best."

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






"My eyes are up here, Spider-Man."

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

Saoshyant posted:

Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago.



Welp, not only did we not miss much, but the spider did not strike back.

And now who wants to place a bet no one noticed the power went out?

I know I keep asking this over and over like a dementia patient, but why didn't his Spidersense warn him about the electrification?

Also, is the conclusion going to be that Harry and the gang have to bust Spidey out?

maltesh
May 20, 2004

TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle
TG: and they always do


He sent his Spider-Sense to get drinks and halfway to the bar it remembered it was precognitive and not psychokinetic, and when it turned around and came back, it saw him in the cage, gave up, and went home.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Saoshyant posted:

Oops, I forgot to post the Sunday strip two days ago.



Welp, not only did we not miss much, but the spider did not strike back.

And now who wants to place a bet no one noticed the power went out?
They should just tell him they'll give him another $1000 for not escaping.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout






"You saw her pour it in. Then you drank it."

Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.




They're really trying to make that knife gauntlet seem terrifying but this is all I can think of

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

maltesh
May 20, 2004

TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle
TG: and they always do


Traits of spiders:
- Precognition
- Spinnerets in their legs
- Stingers

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnoXkDZNNI

Did Lord of the Rings lie to me?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


is kingpin doing hip thrusts? it sure looks like he is.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010



I thought he said "Swing", and going with the image, I feel like that would have worked a ton better.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


College Slice

Kurui Reiten posted:

I thought he said "Swing", and going with the image, I feel like that would have worked a ton better.

Especially because spiders, while they do swing, don't sting. Spiders bite.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Spider-Man: I'm too weak to bend these bars, oh well better just casually lift my full body weight and THIS ENTIRE loving STEEL CAGE up into the air via a thin webline connected to my wrist and then hold it up here in the air for anything from a few minutes to several hours.....

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012



Shelob's not actually a spider, but more a spider shaped demon. In the book she is described as having even less spider like features. Having chitinous armour, and insect like compound eyes. Along with immunity to all mundane weapons, and resistance to magical one. (A magic weapon can harm her, but you need to either hit her in a soft part, or be stupidly strong to pierce any other part of her body, which Shelob was she accidently stabbed herself with Sam's magic sword.)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



Too bad Peter doesn't have the proportionate strength of a foam pig.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout




"The cage being now on the ceiling will cause them to doubt their sanity, like it did with me, and then I will escape somehow! A perfect plan!"

Haifisch
Nov 12, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:

"The cage being now on the ceiling will cause them to doubt their sanity, like it did with me, and then I will escape somehow! A perfect plan!"
You thought you were joking, and yet

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Haifisch posted:

You thought you were joking, and yet



So he's just blind right? There is no way he could have entered the room without seeing it unless he just forgot how his eyelids work.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



"Go feed the web-slinger"? lol, how long has he been caged, a couple hours at most?

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