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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:

"The cage being now on the ceiling will cause them to doubt their sanity, like it did with me, and then I will escape somehow! A perfect plan!"



So howany more days of this do we have left?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lobok posted:

"Go feed the web-slinger"? lol, how long has he been caged, a couple hours at most?

Tbf spiderman hasnt been able to afford a meal in a couple days

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:

You thought you were joking, and yet


lol I was going to go with "Where did the cage go? It was right here! Let's stand where it used to be and discuss it!" but I thought no way that is what's going to happen.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Ikasuhito posted:

So he's just blind right? There is no way he could have entered the room without seeing it unless he just forgot how his eyelids work.

We established in the scene where Peter was hanging on the wall in the alleyway and yelled out to Monk that Monk is incapable of looking upwards.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
His neck is too thick to be able to bend. Hence why the cage broke when it fell on him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Lobok posted:

Too bad Peter doesn't have the proportionate strength of a foam pig.



Ok but Miss Piggy is uncontrollably horny for Kermit. That provides a lot of power.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like that the bars breaking out of their slots indicate that if Spidey had just dropped the cage as soon as he lifted it up he could have been out of there like an hour ago.

I wonder if he's going to wake up Monk now to ask him where his $1000 is.

Push El Burrito posted:

Ok but Miss Piggy is uncontrollably horny for Kermit. That provides a lot of power.

Yeah if MJ was in that cage those bars were getting bent electricity or no electricity :hai:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Drug him. It'll be good for him."
"OK."

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Johnny Walker posted:



"Drug him. It'll be good for him."
"OK."

Fisk has been in there bench pressing 80 pounds.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Spider-Man, he's dead. You dropped a cage probably weighing a few hundred pounds directly onto his skull. You just murdered a man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Twelve by Pies posted:

Spider-Man, he's dead. You dropped a cage probably weighing a few hundred pounds directly onto his skull. You just murdered a man.

No hes hibernating

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




How many celebrity cameos did you identify?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





So Monk is dead, right?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Saoshyant posted:



How many celebrity cameos did you identify?

GENE SHALIT
GENE SHALIT
GENE SHALIT

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Monk dies while Woody Allen gets to live

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

MorningMoon posted:

No hes hibernating
His skull has flown south for the winter.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Charles Bronson getting down.



Man! What did Spider-Man do to Kingpin?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

Charles Bronson getting down.



Man! What did Spider-Man do to Kingpin?

Spider-Man has cleverly replaced himself with a blow-up doll. You can tell because he doesn't say anything and in the second panel some air is escaping.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
"I want to defeat Spider-Man at his fighting best," the Kingpin says, and then proceeds to throw Spider-Man into a wall twice while he's still woozy from the drugging.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Twelve by Pies posted:

"I want to defeat Spider-Man at his fighting best," the Kingpin says, and then proceeds to throw Spider-Man into a wall twice while he's still woozy from the drugging.
That sounds like a typical Spiderman fight to me? :confused:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He keeps a small pocket of Spider-Man under his suit.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

I don't know the context here but I don't need to.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

Charles Bronson getting down.



Man! What did Spider-Man do to Kingpin?

way back in the earliest strips the kingpin shot his wife by accident while trying to kill nsm.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Also he put him in jail at least once before the disco arc.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Harry: I'm worried, nobody has seen Spider-Man!
Flash: What are you talking about? He's right there on the ceiling. In plain sight. He's not even making an attempt to hide that he's there.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Saoshyant posted:

How many celebrity cameos did you identify?

*deep breath*
Mary Tyler Moore, Charles Bronson, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Gilda Radner(?), Robert Redford(?), Woody Allen, John Travolta, Barbara Streisand, Harry Winkler(?), Telly Sevalis(?), Sammy Davis Jr and Gene Shalit

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't forget Burt Reynolds! He's front and center and even gets some lines!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Is the woman in the green dress anyone? In the third panel she looks like she might be with JJJ but in the next panel she looks a lot like Jackie O.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

I love arcs where everyone involved is roughly as stupid as Peter.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:


I love arcs where everyone involved is roughly as stupid as Peter.
The fatal weakness of these villains is their inability to notice things above eye-level.



Continuity alert: wrist knife is gone.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Johnny Walker posted:

The fatal weakness of these villains is their inability to notice things above eye-level.


There's a few comics where Spider-Man is discovered on a ceiling and his reaction is "wait a second, you're not supposed to look up!"

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
NSM Theme Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMrDLUVzk00

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Johnny Walker posted:

The fatal weakness of these villains is their inability to notice things above eye-level.



Continuity alert: wrist knife is gone.

He put it up Spideys butt in that first panel that's why he is trying to escape.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




The Amazing Spider-Man, defeated by grease. Paste-Pot Pete is kicking himself.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




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Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does the things a spider can.
Spins a web, but it falls
he's not that great after all.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Look out! Don't drink that, Spider-Maaaan!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Party Boat posted:

Look out! Don't drink that, Spider-Maaaan!

Directly quoting Peter's Spider-Sense now, eh?

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

That's not a bad explanation for the Spider Sense: an audience of extra-dimensional beings watching him get into danger but unable to come to consensus on what he should do and whoops, too late

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