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"Why won't people applaud me for solving a problem I caused?"
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Hey Peter, why didn't you do that before trying to walk into the place in your civilian identity? Did you forget your webshooters again? And of course they're going to lock the room after the item was stolen! Its called preserving a crimescene.
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May 4, 2020 14:09
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evilmiera posted:Did you forget let me stop you there
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May 4, 2020 14:38
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Alhazred posted:"Why won't people applaud me for solving a problem I caused?" "I didn't think of the consequences!"
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May 4, 2020 16:15
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the lesson is clear. it's a lot easier to get away with being a comically inept super hero than it is a comically inept thief. naturally, peter will not remember any of this.
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May 4, 2020 16:21
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRqJHzPA2c
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May 4, 2020 16:29
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Spidey has a really unfortunate view of the Pharus phallus.
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May 4, 2020 16:32
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Either all Atlanteans can swim at superhuman speeds with superhuman endurance or it's gonna take weeks for that kid to show up.
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May 4, 2020 16:46
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Push El Burrito posted:Either all Atlanteans can swim at superhuman speeds with superhuman endurance or it's gonna take weeks for that kid to show up. 
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May 4, 2020 19:47
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May 4, 2020 23:22
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Getting strong Stan Lee vibes from that museum director. "DON'T JUMP IN THAT WATER, IT'S SUPER POLLUTED BY US HUMANS! ALSO I HAVE TO BEAT UP NAMOR FOR TRYING TO STOP US POLLUTING THAT WATER!"
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May 4, 2020 23:38
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Museum Curator -- 'Wait, what's this web-like substance all over the Desert Star?"
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May 5, 2020 00:30
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So crime... does pay? Also, I like that Peter pretends to have known about the fire with his sense of smell but didn't actually know about it with his Spider Sense.
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May 5, 2020 00:37
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Aunt May totally went to the basement and started an electrical fire to cover up another one of her idiot nephew's numerous blunders.
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May 5, 2020 00:41
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Aunt May totally went to the basement and started an electrical fire to cover up another one of her idiot nephew's numerous blunders. MJ tried to burn down the museum when Peter wanted to go there instead of on a hot date.
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May 5, 2020 01:12
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I guess, in some wacky way, etc etc.
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May 5, 2020 15:10
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Pete's reward: a free day pass to the museum
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May 5, 2020 15:20
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 Atlantis actually has an excellent public transportation system.
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May 5, 2020 19:13
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Much like the British Crown, Atlantis has other palaces where members of the royal family can stay. The Queen has Balmoral. Namor has the East River.
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May 5, 2020 19:51
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Pete's reward: a fre--Binary Badger posted:Pete's reward: a free day pass to the museum Oh, you spoilsport  Crime doesn't pay, true believers!
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May 5, 2020 23:57
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And that's it. This one was worth sharing not only to see NSM being a self-destructive moron who can't seem to even use his powers for crime, but also because it was the last newspaper story penned by John Romita Sr. He stopped drawing the strip shortly after the whole business with The Protector was over with, being replaced by Larry Lieber from then on. If you are curious what was on the last panel, it's the start of the next story: Dr Octopus, but sadly the following years have not been released in a collection yet. Speaking of which, you should show your support for NSM by buying the two available collections so far so they see we want more of those. They are $10 each, here's vol1 and vol2.
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May 6, 2020 00:04
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"One little accident..." you loving broke in, stole a priceless artifact, beat up some people for not paying you enough for it, and triggered a false fire alarm to cover up your crimes! Also ahhh man that sucks, no more of the collected strips. Thanks for posting them, Saoshyant
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May 6, 2020 01:21
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Saoshyant posted:And that's it. This one was worth sharing not only to see NSM being a self-destructive moron who can't seem to even use his powers for crime, but also because it was the last newspaper story penned by John Romita Sr. He stopped drawing the strip shortly after the whole business with The Protector was over with, being replaced by Larry Lieber from then on. Thanks for sharing, this was an excellent trip 
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May 6, 2020 04:29
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 But what about your small pocket of air in your mask?
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May 6, 2020 17:45
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MJ reverse engineering the spider tracer to see if Pete is off running around with Black Cat.
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May 6, 2020 19:26
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Johnny Walker posted:
Meanwhile at the harbor, the drowned body of a young boy rises to the surface...
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May 6, 2020 23:20
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MJ: So your abs... aren't wet? Spidey: What? No. Is something wrong? MJ: No it's fine, I'm fine. 
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May 7, 2020 02:01
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May 7, 2020 18:00
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"We're hosed, MJ. hosed!"
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May 7, 2020 20:12
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Alhazred posted:"We're hosed, MJ. hosed!" "Peter, the only way we can stop Namor is for you and he to have a battle for king of Abs-lantis. You need to take your shirt off and show me- I mean, him- your amazing, wet, defined abs..." "Wait, who's Peter? I'm Spider-Man. I mean, I'm Peter. I mean, I'm Peter-Man. Spider-Pete? Oh no, does she suspect that I, Peter-Spider, am secretly Man-Parker?" "... It's a good thing you're so handsome."
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May 7, 2020 23:34
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i'm starting to suspect that the resolution to this is that the world can keep polluting, but atlanteans now have to use the us health care system to survive.
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May 8, 2020 08:46
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Namor really is as stupid as Peter. It is physically impossible to shut down polluting industries in a single day over the entire world (due to safe shutdown procedures) let alone informing everyone how and when to do it. Even if some greedy exec didn't try to keep open anyway, we're already, for example, seeing oil wells in real life be incapable of shutting down immediately without just breaking apart and polluting even more. I guess Namor's nation has no advanced crafting whatsoever. Despite having warships. Edit: Then again in Namor's mind all he has to do is decree that something gets done and it is. Not that it actually gets done, mind, but his subordinates all say it did and then they throw him a parade and he is happy. evilmiera fucked around with this message at 09:55 on May 8, 2020 |
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May 8, 2020 09:52
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I mean maybe the ultimatum is just a roundabout way of declaring war cause he knows humanity can't pull it off.
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May 8, 2020 10:38
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evilmiera posted:Namor really is as stupid as Peter. It is physically impossible to shut down polluting industries in a single day over the entire world (due to safe shutdown procedures) let alone informing everyone how and when to do it. Even if some greedy exec didn't try to keep open anyway, we're already, for example, seeing oil wells in real life be incapable of shutting down immediately without just breaking apart and polluting even more. I love this panel of Spidey lecturing MJ, so here's a blank one so YOU TOO can have Spidey mansplain stuff to his wife!
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May 8, 2020 14:12
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 Don't you swim all the time?
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May 8, 2020 17:54
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Johnny Walker posted:
Don't you jog all the time?
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May 8, 2020 18:16
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So everybody in Atlantis got those eyebrows.
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May 8, 2020 19:17
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"The air-breathers will pay for having made you swim for hours!"
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May 8, 2020 20:13
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Saoshyant posted:"The air-breathers will pay for having made you swim for hours!" "What? No, I was just happy to be back in the water I swam laps before coming back home."
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May 8, 2020 22:31
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I like that a little kid swimming in a hospital gown could catch up with Namor's flagship after a few hours. It gives an idea of how fast these Atlantean submarines go.
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