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there are in fact laws against drugging, kidnapping and assaulting someone. i assume there are exceptions made for nsm.
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# ? May 15, 2021 07:59 |
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Wonder how things would go in court on a drugging rap if the counsel for the defence went "So, Mr -Man. You allege that my client told you she was adding something to your drink, you watched her pour it into your drink... and you still drank it?"
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# ? May 15, 2021 08:12 |
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It's against the law to kidnap a man, but is it against the law to kidnap a spider man? He could just be a giant hivemind of spiders who believe they are a human! And then we'd get an entire storyline of Peter wondering if he's actually just a giant colony of spiders.
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# ? May 15, 2021 09:11 |
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To be fair, how exactly would that work? Since Spider-Man is the victim he would need to be both be apart of the investigation and apart of the trail and that's just not going to happen since he's a vigilante who (snrk) wants to protect his secret identity.
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# ? May 15, 2021 15:11 |
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Peter has already forgotten his weeks of being harassed by a TV doctor followed by his encounter with Kingpin.
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# ? May 15, 2021 18:58 |
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Weren't they just minutes ago relaxing in the sun on the roof? Man, MJ either had a massive mood swing or there's a billboard outside the window with pictures, pictures of Peter having an affair.
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# ? May 15, 2021 19:43 |
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# ? May 15, 2021 21:02 |
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Payndz posted:Wonder how things would go in court on a drugging rap if the counsel for the defence went "So, Mr -Man. You allege that my client told you she was adding something to your drink, you watched her pour it into your drink... and you still drank it?" Knowing what we know now, it's even odds that Kingpin told her "I'm worried about Spider-Man's health, give him this tablet that's a vitamin supplement and definitely not a knockout drug" and she just did so without question.
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:04 |
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A mallet, MJ. Y'know, that comically oversized hammer-looking thing that the Bugs Bunny keeps hitting your husband's head with?
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# ? May 15, 2021 23:25 |
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well, if you say universal weapon no one is going to picture a fancy sledgehammer.
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# ? May 15, 2021 23:37 |
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Payndz posted:Weren't they just minutes ago relaxing in the sun on the roof? Man, MJ either had a massive mood swing or there's a billboard outside the window with pictures, pictures of Peter having an affair. The photos were taken by Spider-Man who always seems to be around when Peter Parker does something stupid!
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# ? May 16, 2021 01:00 |
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Johnny Walker posted:
He just called Kingpin a gorilla.
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# ? May 16, 2021 06:30 |
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I want to see 70s Spidey specifically face the Hulk. All eras of NSM have a peabrain to match the Hulk, but only 70s Peter has the temper to go with it.
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# ? May 16, 2021 07:07 |
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I do not like this second panel. Peter's smug aura mocks me.
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# ? May 16, 2021 07:39 |
hate that third panel
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# ? May 16, 2021 15:34 |
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# ? May 16, 2021 15:49 |
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"I'm talking about ME."
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# ? May 16, 2021 22:29 |
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just take off your shirt, peter.
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# ? May 17, 2021 01:31 |
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MorningMoon posted:
Glad to see the final panel narration is being handled by Peter personally now.
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# ? May 17, 2021 03:19 |
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in this case the enemy of his enemy does indeed defy easy classification. horrible garbage eating space son is quite a mouthful.
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# ? May 17, 2021 03:21 |
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# ? May 17, 2021 06:52 |
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If revenge is both savory and best served cold, what food is most similar to revenge? Cold cuts and cheese?
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# ? May 17, 2021 07:42 |
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Vengeance is gabagool.
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:00 |
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I like how MJ just dramatically turns away from that monstrous after making her point. A stage actress to the bone.
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# ? May 17, 2021 08:54 |
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Jerusalem posted:The photos were taken by Spider-Man who always seems to be around when Peter Parker does something stupid! "I want to be cucked! Cucked by Spider-man!"
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# ? May 17, 2021 11:47 |
Peter we just spent a whole week establishing that the raccoon can handily beat you in a fight.
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# ? May 17, 2021 12:56 |
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So far Rocket has referenced spiders, rhinos, tigers, and in a roundabout way, dinosaurs. But he has no idea what a raccoon is.
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# ? May 17, 2021 13:22 |
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Abs are out.
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# ? May 17, 2021 18:54 |
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poo poo it's time for the MJ stealth sections.
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# ? May 17, 2021 19:41 |
Johnny Walker posted:
Panel 2 Peter thought "do things together" meant sex
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# ? May 17, 2021 23:23 |
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It's funny cause I don't think Spider-Man thinking he is crazy is even Kingpin's plan here.
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# ? May 18, 2021 03:05 |
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I'm pretty sure Kingpin's plan is to smear Spider-Man's good name (well, mostly good, since the Bugle is the only paper I think constantly claims Spidey is a menace) and make people (but probably most importantly, the police) think he's a criminal so he can't operate freely anymore. But it's definitely much more fun to imagine Kingpin's plan is just to make Spider-Man think he's crazy. I mean hell, that was basically his entire plan with the TV doctor.
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# ? May 18, 2021 03:23 |
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she helps him all the time because nsm is incompetent.
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# ? May 18, 2021 03:49 |
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Gaslighting NSM is Kingpin's hobby. He doesn't really consider Spidey his nemesis, he just likes loving with him.
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# ? May 18, 2021 08:43 |
MJ is freaking out man
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# ? May 18, 2021 15:00 |
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# ? May 18, 2021 17:48 |
Batman canonically exists in the NSM universe. TIL Also lol, Pete, MJ is ten times more capable than you.
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# ? May 18, 2021 18:24 |
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ConfusedUs posted:Batman canonically exists in the NSM universe. TIL He also exists in regular Marvel.
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# ? May 18, 2021 18:26 |
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drat Pete, Robin was barely a teenager. You really know how to burn your wife (and the theatre at which she works). More Batman content:
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# ? May 18, 2021 18:41 |
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