mind the walrus posted:"Don't worry, man" is very :chill: of Spidey to say
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 09:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:24 |
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I'm Spiderman jumping in front of gator to grab its tail from behind and swinging it back to where I just came from.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 10:00 |
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Guess Spidey got lucky it was only two reptiles going after JJJ, if it had been 3 then everyone would have died in the swamp
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 18:51 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:26 |
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"Go be The Lizard in Jersey."
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 01:45 |
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So he just randomly pissed off Banner before running back to get Jonah.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 02:11 |
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SilverSupernova posted:So he just randomly pissed off Banner before running back to get Jonah.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 02:48 |
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"Aww dammit! The Hulks only been in about two weeks of this six month arc hasn't he?"
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 03:36 |
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Now would be a good time for Hulk to sprout multiple arms. You can't say it wouldn't happen
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:05 |
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HIJK posted:Now would be a good time for Hulk to sprout multiple arms. You can't say it wouldn't happen His arms are actually the only thing that hasn't changed.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:37 |
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Hulk's arms have instead sprouted multiple Hulks. It's a whole thing.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:46 |
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This arc is never going to end. It will be Lizards, Hulks, and beat-up Spider-Men all year.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 15:04 |
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evilmiera posted:This arc is never going to end. It will be Lizards, Hulks, and beat-up Spider-Men all year. Next: SABRETOOTH!
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 15:19 |
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oh yeah no big deal just Banner has the hulk under control now
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 02:15 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Connors gave him a transfusion while they were off panel, everyone's back to normal now
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 02:29 |
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Was Banner hulking out part of Spidey's plan is he just winging it once he realized there's a Hulk around now? Also why isn't Hulk just smashing everyone to pieces like he did earlier?
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:38 |
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Is there a reason Jameson can't walk? He seems fine. He'd probably be in more danger if Spidey carries him.
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 13:27 |
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notthegoatseguy posted:Is there a reason Jameson can't walk? What, you think he's made of money?
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 13:29 |
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notthegoatseguy posted:Is there a reason Jameson can't walk? He seems fine. He'd probably be in more danger if Spidey carries him. You try walking through a swamp
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 13:51 |
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Jerusalem posted:What, you think he's made of money? “Help me light this poop I found”
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# ? Apr 26, 2018 14:21 |
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good day for a bris posted:“Help me light this poop I found” Rocket talking about his Ronan Campfire on some cold alien planet.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:04 |
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Oh they could just have walked a tiny bit. Thats okay I guess.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:41 |
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Please tell me those two murderers just aren't there and they never mention them. But they all know, and so do we. We know what Mary-Jane did.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:12 |
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What a twist, I never expected Peter to announce a pregnancy like that
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:32 |
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Aw she interrupted their orgy.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:47 |
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"You know, we've left the mob of reptiles behind, and now that I'm not The Lizard-ing at them they're not especially murderous. I can probably walk-" "NO! HULK CARRY!"
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 05:44 |
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Elfface posted:"You know, we've left the mob of reptiles behind, and now that I'm not The Lizard-ing at them they're not especially murderous. I can probably walk-" "Hulk feel kinship with fellow purple pants man. Hulk know how hard it is find purple pants that last. You leave this to Hulk, Hulk not let friend get pants dirtier if Hulk can help it."
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 07:18 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:"Hulk feel kinship with fellow purple pants man. Hulk know how hard it is find purple pants that last. You leave this to Hulk, Hulk not let friend get pants dirtier if Hulk can help it." “The secret during transitions is the double-knit fabric”
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 10:00 |
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So...how will Spidey explain Mrs. Parker showing up in the Everglades to help him out of nowhere to JJJ, or the lack of her husband to Conners?
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 10:27 |
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Peter is well established as a terrible coward who would desert his wife at the first sign of danger by everyone who knows him. It's fine.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 10:40 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
The JJJ positioning is certainly something, but look how happy Connors is at being carried!
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 11:28 |
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Ever since his wife passed, there's been no-one to carry him through the swamp. He's missed this.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 11:29 |
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Choco1980 posted:So...how will Spidey explain Mrs. Parker showing up in the Everglades to help him out of nowhere to JJJ, or the lack of her husband to Conners? "[writing] Yesss, this is the front page the Daily Bugle needs..."
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 15:00 |
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Hostile V posted:"I'm having an affair with her and Parker is too spineless to object to it?" Spidey holds JJJ's face under the water and tells him he'll drown him unless he agrees not to print. "Don't worry," he whispers to Connors and Banner,"I'm only making him THINK I am willing to brutally drown him!"
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 19:59 |
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Jerusalem posted:Spidey holds JJJ's face under the water and tells him he'll drown him unless he agrees not to print. He of course spends so much time reiterating this point that JJJ drowns and the only way to save him is an emergency blood transfusion.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 20:06 |
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Then they inject him with gator blood.
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 20:59 |
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And then the daily bugle headline is just "GROOOONKKKK"
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# ? Apr 27, 2018 21:02 |
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I'm sad that infinity war made it canon that MCU spiderman does NOT have a reserve pocket of air in his mask
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# ? Apr 28, 2018 03:16 |
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Tunicate posted:I'm sad that infinity war made it canon that MCU spiderman does NOT have a reserve pocket of air in his mask Now I'm just sad MCU Spidey never got to meet his space furry son.
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# ? Apr 28, 2018 03:51 |
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bloosh
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# ? Apr 28, 2018 04:05 |