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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

EorayMel posted:

I hope they get attacked by another snake, IMO.

Watch out for snakes

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

goatface posted:

Ah, more healing g-forces. He won't need the hospital by the time they get there.

He Gwen Stacy's her due to the SPROINNNGG

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Yvonmukluk posted:

I'm not sure even NSM can top 'It Not You, It Gambit'.

Life finds a way

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

goatface posted:

Hulk has a weakness for pretty ladies.

When are we getting Newspaper bambi?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mulva posted:

He's a local, he knows that Connor's will die in that hospital.

Conners is lucky his doctor will be an alligator

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Tiggum posted:

He's unconscious and bleeding, so he'll probably get through pretty quickly.

It’s kate bishop as his doctor

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
What’s the worst thing that could happen Peter you fucken idiot

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

yourdadsbestfriend posted:

Isn't receiving a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner the literal origin story of the She-Hulk?

Yes. We might be getting the lizard, the hulk, or the lizard-hulk in a busy hospital. Peter is a Fucken dangerous idiot who should have been able to do the blood transfusion at the shack

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
He is going to think all the patients are his son

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Jjj is at the hospital and he accidentally gets the hulk blood and we get jjj hulk

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

jyrque posted:

Somewhere there's a bunch of sad circus clowns looking for their boat.

Which leads to a return of clown-9

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Push El Burrito posted:

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

Are you sure he is not dancing to thriller?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Could someone make the hulk slap avatar sized?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

in the third panel that's jjj's reaction to learning that nsm is not in fact trying to get himself killed. "oh. he's just being an idiot for no reason again."

JJJ is right

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Get Hulk to calm down by calling him Banner and a monster. :3:

- to the death!!

Maybe also tell him to be careful as the lizard is stronger than the hulk

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 1, 2018

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

VictorianQueerLit posted:

Yeah, I know newspaper spider-man is dumb but he has called him Banner like 20 times

"Banner! Stop!"
"HULK NOT BANNER"
"Seriously Banner! Stop!"
"STOP SAY PUNY BANNER"
"I'm begging you Banner! Calm down!"
"HULK. NOT. BANNER."
"You can't do this Bruce!"
"DO NOT CALL HULK BANNER AGAIN"
"Banner I know you are in there you piece of poo poo, gently caress you you mindless monster!!!"
"RRRRRRR"

You need to fight it as Banner is stronger than the Hulk

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I think what green monster we know who needs to show up next

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



pretty sure he's the hulk!

Usually when someone tries to pull this he flips the gently caress out.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The best comic currently running

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
How does this strip keep topping itself?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

mind the walrus posted:

I love how naked they are in showimg that NSM Curt Connors is a terrible person.

He can now get a worlds top scientist mug as he can’t have a worlds greatest dad one

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Saoshyant posted:

Those are his spider sneaking and spidey walking around powers, thank you very much

He does have sneakers for sneaking

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The Skeep posted:

hands are like feet for arms

Needs more pouches and teeth.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Libra posted:

The helicopter is only partially tangible and will harmlessly pass through the earth.

This is the same thing john landis said during the making of the twilight zone

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerry Cotton posted:

The Kingpin is Rocket Raccoons dad? He's not enough of a chomnker for me to believe that.

No Peter is rockets dad. Have you all ready forgotten that glorious saga?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Luke cage is just here for his money honey

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Watch the next arc guest-star the Good Place cast.

They're going to Australia with the perfect timing to cross over with the start of this season.

That is way too current. They will cross over with ted danson’s hit show cheers

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Saoshyant posted:

Goddamn. I don't think there's ever been a Spider-Man writer with as much contempt for the character as Dan Slott.

What does slott have to do with reign?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Qwertycoatl posted:

He smells exactly the same as a can full of garbage

I will not tolerate you insulting Peter’s son!

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Twelve by Pies posted:

The answer is as stupid as it is wonderful.

The official tagline for the comic

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