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Tunicate fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jan 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 04:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:52 |
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Haifisch posted:If he's AB negative, he can get blood from loving anyone as long as they're not Rh positive! Obviously he has AB- with a different type P from the average person. You know, P, for Purple Pants. He shares it with the hulk.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 10:24 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Ok but they have smartphones. It's like dick tracy
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 08:24 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Isn't... isn't AB the universal recipient to O being the universal donor? Couldn't they just give him any type negative blood? Or have things changed since they drilled the blood types into my head in elementary school? He said it was an AB exotic, so his blood type is one of those weird ones that sometimes will aggressively expand and turn green.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 06:26 |
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The only source is the daily mail, which isn't giving any names on their sources (And it seems odd a nursing company representative would violate HIPAA like that) .
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 09:59 |
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Ikasuhito posted:Has the artist never given blood before? I give more than that for a blood screening. It's a rare blood type, five times as strong as normal blood.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 01:33 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Lizard creates a mutant race of human krokodil. Arm reduction
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 09:12 |
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quite stretched out posted:spider-man will need an infusion of mysterio's blood to beat the lizard Epcot
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 00:48 |
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Looking for GROONKKK
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 02:24 |
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Cat Mattress posted:"I've always liked to think I don't actually have anything in common with Spider-Man." That's not even subtext... that's just text
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 09:30 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:banner already knows he's spider-man. it wasn't even that long ago (in nsm time at least) that it happened You really think spider-man has that kind of attention span?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 10:33 |
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Endless Mike posted:Can you make a really big version of it so I can use it as a wallpaper Tunicate fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Feb 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:25 |
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Jordan7hm posted:Wait so does Stan Lee actually still write this thing? According to every interview he still does writing Even if he doesn't, it's important kayfabe
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 06:52 |
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That's a very silver surfer pose JJJ is doing
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 19:55 |
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Samuringa posted:Reading this in Spanish made me realize that NSM is one of those comics that would be a blast if you sent to a class of kids with the word balloons empty for them to fill in with their own writing. don't spill the trade secrets
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 20:26 |
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the whitefooted gronnk is an invasive species
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 21:52 |
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IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH All that blood transfusion stuff? If you take lead time into account, it's loving autobiographical
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 04:10 |
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Android Blues posted:From the perspective of the local ecosystem, it was a rampage! Why, I bet some frogs probably didn't get predated while those snakes were distracted and now the population is going to be imbalanced for days or weeks. Those snakes are an invasive species, connors was just trying to feed them to the local gators and restore the balance
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 00:01 |
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All it takes to label someone a Top Scientist... is a little SPIN
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 00:56 |
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Snake sex party discovered after Florida python implanted with tracking device
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 22:56 |
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Proteus Jones posted:There’s no real proof, the most they can get him on is negligent homicide. arguably he can get away scot free since he's prioritizing the rescue of two injured people over someone in good physical condition in core marvel if a super hero ever fails to save any one person society will instantly drat them, but newspaper marvel probably just double-takes at the idea of spiderman saving anybody.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 08:52 |
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SilverSupernova posted:In a shocking twist, the gator will bite Spidey and he will require a blood transfusion from JJ in order to live. "I need selfies! Selfies of myself!"
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 03:25 |
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I'm sad that infinity war made it canon that MCU spiderman does NOT have a reserve pocket of air in his mask
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 03:16 |
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Jerusalem posted:and then my dad comes by and tells me he is sorry he abandoned me as a baby and I am a better person than he could ever be so I take it he's the best liar there?
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 06:09 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 07:48 |
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 04:09 |
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Escobarbarian posted:Is that......a reference to the Netflix shows? I assumed these were all written in the 80s and stored in a vault somewhere They're still being written, allegedly by Stan Lee Now, some people doubt this, but take the lead time into account and try to line up Stan's life events with the comic. It's actually heavily autobiographical. On the first of this month, Stan Lee, a nurse, a lawyer, and a business partner were threatened by two gunmen And remember all those blood transfusion shenanigans?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 08:32 |
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Post edits but link the image to the original, that way people keep on their toes
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 19:13 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Just post the original first, then post the edits. It's not rocket science. unless the edit is really funny
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 02:20 |
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Just found out newspaper spidey is authentic to issue 1 https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1017358625478758400
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 17:25 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Not to state the obvious, but everyone in NSM speaks in an old-timey, over-expository style. not to the same extent - the strip hovers at a good six out of ten and he's at eight or nine.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 07:28 |
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Samuringa posted:Spidey Aware 100, a man who must keep his consciousness in check for if it ever reaches 100% he'll I see where you're going with this, but if the analogy held up Spider-man would be most useful when he was taking a nap which - okay objection withdrawn
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 16:59 |
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goatface posted:You can survive that you coward. he has the proportional squishability of a spider
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 04:11 |
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Iron fist does not obey your western laws of perspective.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 01:47 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:If totaled means the same thing when applied to people, then he might just have a broken leg and need an ambulance ride. Yeah the mob insurance won't cover any medical bills for thugs in excess of their cost of replacement.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 03:34 |
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I thought he was in hospital
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 16:45 |
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https://twitter.com/PolygonCherub/status/1040662029206540288
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 21:20 |
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Kurtofan posted:so what's the deal with newspaper spiderman, is stan lee really writing it? The official story is that he and his brother are writing it together, and anyone breaking kayfabe doesn't deserve to post in this thread.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 20:04 |
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Lurdiak posted:Putting aside the fact that newspaper Spider-man is probably still strong enough to pulverize Kingpin's bones by just punching harder, I fail to see how any amount of training or natural strength (which Kingpin has plenty of) could prepare you for just getting webbed up. That's like your move, Spidey. It's not like Kingpin's a small, fast-moving target. Haven't you seen any bug collectors???? Creepy crawlies are weak to pins!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 00:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:52 |
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freshlybaked posted:There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to do that. Otherkinsey Scale posted:And also, if Fisk's really been studying the methods Peter uses to defeat his enemies, then like...he's ready for Peter to trick him into hitting himself in the head with a hammer. He has countermeasures for Peter damming up the fountain of youth by dropping a bunch of rocks on his own head, or luring him to a planetarium and projecting a fake sun. He's keeping an eye out for JJJ breaking into his house and bludgeoning him with a lamp. And he knows better than to fall for Peter jumping on his chest and giving a speech about his fundamental humanity.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 05:42 |