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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Or maybe you could go out and look for them Pete. I'm not sure what you think you can get done there. And Bruce would get there a lot faster if you did.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

goatface posted:

Ok, so that's maybe 3 pints if they're willing to gently caress up Banner. Better hope they don't have to do anything significant.

:spidey: " Oh no, we need to get more blood fast!"

* Hits Bruce in the face with a bedpan*

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Has the artist never given blood before? I give more than that for a blood screening.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

nimby posted:

The alligator bite was still present in his blood stream but got irradiated by Hulk blood.

This is 100% what the explanation is going to be.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:



It's happening.

You know this comic has never really been all that consistent, but I have to say, giving the nurse a sex change is a whole new level for NSM

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Cabbit posted:

Yeah, no, throwing fuckin' Spider-Man off the roof of a building is a surefire way to kill him. Really took him out of his comfort zone with that one.

He'll be fine . The world is basically a really large brick, so spidey just needs to make sure he lands on it head first.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Gronk

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Once again, Spidey was just barely able to overcome his greatest nemesis. His own bone crushing stupidity.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Huh... been working out?

Hey guys check this out. I managed to get a sneak peak at tomorrow's strip.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

He's actually going to keep on growing until he's as big as a skyscraper. At last we will get the Spidey vs Hulk vs Godzilla crossover we've all been waiting for.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

What are you going to do Pete? No space son to save you from being torn limb from limb this time.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



How can they even tell what's going on?

Those two are on the hospital roof right? MJ and Bruce shouldn't even be able to see them.

So i'm just going to assume that they are debating whether to try and free the stuck Gronnk.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Mikl posted:

Let me tell you about a DC supervillain called Snowflame.

I cant believe you would leave out the best part

quote:

---Snowflame's religion is Cocaine worship.

I love Snowflame. :allears:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

jyrque posted:

I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof??

Actually given its size in the first panel it looks like they took a dumbwaiter up.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

next time the lizard will drop all three of them off the roof. once they climb back up a third time, the lizard will be out of options and give up

Fourth time. In his final attempt he will throw himself off as well.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Push El Burrito posted:

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

Quick, somebody put in little lighting bolts shooting from his fingertips.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I like how the artist can't decide if the murder's boat has front seats or not.





Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Jerusalem posted:

Ahaha, that one dude really was going to just leave Jonah out there to die and never tell anybody. Beautiful.

Well yeah. I think its well established that they had every intention of murdering Jonah and throwing him into the swamp. They just weren't expecting the spell casting lizard man.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I'm sure that boa just wants to give you a hug JJJ! :3:

Excuse me, but I think you will find that that is in fact a python, natural enemy of the noble Gronnk.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

why would he disable their boat? on purpose, i mean.

Weren't you paying attention? They were rude to Spidey by not stopping to talk to him. In Pete's book that means they deserve to be stranded in the middle of a huge swamp.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's weird thinking about how those two left New York less than three weeks after Trump was elected and they haven't been back since.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.



"Webbed menace Spider-Man assaults Chief Editor John Jonah Jameson with python!"

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.



Excuse me, but the proper term is 'RRONGK?". :colbert:

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 8, 2018

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

PantsOptional posted:

“Slander is spoken! In print it’s libel.”

:golfclap:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

I hope the lizard keeps a variation of that pose for the rest of the arc

The Lizard needs to keep his arms up to maintain control of his army. If he lowers them for any reason, he loses them (and probably gets his arm bitten off).

This of course means that Spidey Bruce JJJ will need to get in close enough to tickle his sides and win the day.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


I admit I would be pretty mad too if my hair dye started leaking into my eye in the middle of a fight, like in the third panel. That, or having Spidey blood in him now causes his skin to turn brown instead of green.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So, time well spent then?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Jerusalem posted:

He starts taking selfies, selfies of himself!

And Spidey will be powerless to lift a finger against him!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


JJJ flees from the true terror of NSM.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Epicurius posted:

You just know that after this whole thing is done, a bunch of turtles will show up and just wonder where everybody went.

I'm still waiting for the Lizard's trump card. A literal wave of one hundred million anoles washing over our heroes Jonah and the other two.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Epicurius posted:

But who did Mary Jane get a blood transfusion from to make her love Spider-Man?

Ant-Man

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

farraday posted:



I have regrets

You shouldn't. :allears:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

To be fair, Banner did almost die from giving a whole test tubes worth of blood.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So lets taly up the Hulk's many achievments in this teamup.

1. Threw a gator.

2. Threw several gators and some snakes.

3. Smacked Spider-man numerous times.

Really getting their mileage out of him, aren't they?:v:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

banner sure rolls around a lot in his sleep. he's gone from belly to back to side and to back again.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I don't even know what to say.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Obligatory.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Jetamo posted:

I spent too much time on this and it could be better but oh well.



It's hideous............I love it!

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

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