Kantesu posted:Banner will Road Rage Hulk out, preventing him from donating blood. Jonah will then somehow be at the hospital, and say "I'm Blood Type AB-negative!" The only thing id want more would be Iron Lizard Jonah.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Choose doc! Same blood type, gamma radiation, or universal donor, spider radiation! Both! Both! BOTH! Make him hulk-lizard but also grow six arms out of his stump!
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Why is Hillary Clinton pretending to be a medical doctor?
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I feel like this is could be the basis to a little indie game on its own.  Just get The Lizard, Hulk and Spider-man, one randomly needs blood and you have to figure out how much of the other two's bloods you need to give to make it through without creating a monster. Random elements, like JJJ or the crocodile will come from time to time. Sometimes JJJ is the nurse. So, will Hulk-Man be Hulk+extra limbs, extra power-boost, gain spider-sense and/or sticking to wall or somehow the radioactiveness will soak up the gammaness and allow Banner to be free of the Hulk?
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Choco1980 posted:Alright, which one of you is Lee's ghostwriter??? This is exactly what NSM's ghostwriter would type!
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Oh boy I can't wait for the stranger and the terrible
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Jan 16, 2018 00:11
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The panel where Normie Osborn sees Annie May for the first time and becomes obsessed is great.
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Lurdiak posted:Heart monitors are really not supposed to do that. Hence why they OFF the charts, duh. 
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Lizard Hulk: -Power of Hulk -Lizard Tail -Two (2) Arms -Can Bite Good -Slithers Like A Lizard, Jump Like A Hulk -Intelligence of a Lizard Monster Man Spider-Hulk: -Power of Hulk -Spider-Sense That Doesn't Work -Up To Six Arms -Proportional Strength Of A Spider To The Size of the Hulk -Agile Like A Spider-man, But Bulky Like A Hulk -Even Less Intelligent Than Hulk
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Push El Burrito posted:Curt's arm grows back and he finds the cure for getting your arm cut off and lives happily ever after. Not with Peter "Gotta Stop Aunt May From Being Happy" Parker around.
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remusclaw posted:Unstable molecules are a regular part of clothing by this point. Banner is allergic to it though. That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:28
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D-did the colorist confuse the nostrils for eyes??
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Golden aura, but not transforming yet despite all the anger? He should try focusing on the tingly feeling on his back, maybe inject some S-Cells
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Jan 24, 2018 05:43
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Yknow, The Lizard is looking bulkier in that strip, maybe he is partially hulking out.
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Jan 24, 2018 11:10
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What's the exact blood combination we need to brew an All-New Sabretooth?
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Jan 27, 2018 18:15
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There's P, E and R, it might as well be the same word.
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HIJK posted:Former Houstonian, can confirm. The city is built on a prairie and it has wide streets and far apart buildings to accomodate flood waters and the cattle drives for the annual rodeo. If you want to be a superhero in Houston you have to get a vehicle or do a lot of walking.  Please read Christopher Yost's Scarlet Spider. It's the best. In one meme, it's: 
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davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others: W-wouldn't it be easier... the other way...?
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He definitely banged the back of his neck in that second panel. Everything here on out is Spidey's delusional final moments of life.
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Wait, how is he talking like the Hulk there??
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Feb 7, 2018 01:45
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Okay, so, that middle panel just confirms without a shadow of a doubt that NSM is ghost-written by a goon, right? There's no other way anymore.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS IN THE THIRD PANEL!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 11, 2018 15:42
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God, Greg Capullo's artwork is awe inspiring. I should reread the Court of Owls.
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He's been trying for decades, if the cure shows up out of nowhere, he'll take it, no questions asked. Plus, he is actually an Avenger, so he can tag Tony in for the team-up.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm starting to think that jjj's presence might be a teaser for the next arc rather than this one Faithless loving Fool. 
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Daeren posted:
Gronk on, you hulked diamond.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
We like to make fun of the faces around here, but I'll be damned if those aren't the perfect visual representation of the emotions "this motherfucker is going to make me an accomplice of murder", "i just killed someone" and "why do i find reptiles so sexually arousing??".
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Feb 24, 2018 01:03
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Its a groonk or be groonked world in florida.
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Feb 24, 2018 08:25
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I like to assume NSM is in the same continuity as the 60s cartoon.
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Feb 27, 2018 06:41
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tbf, those were months and years ago, which in NSM time is decades and millennia ago.
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Mar 5, 2018 23:22
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He couldve done that like four months ago and avoid this whole mess
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Mar 8, 2018 02:27
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That's odd. It's 1am and there isn't a NSM strip yet?
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Mar 10, 2018 07:03
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Tag your self i'm the floating JJJ head that asks you about your feelings in spanish
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Push El Burrito posted:Newspaper Savage Banner. Never thought I'd see it. "If we get some of my DNA mixed in him, it'll counteract YOUR menacing bloodstream and the result will make him revert to The Hulk! But we don't have syringes, the only way is for me to seduce him. Lemme call Peter Parker, an egghead like him knows how to get this fine piece of nerd rear end ready."
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Soon they'll reveal that the Lizard was never there, it's just a bunch of cardboard cutouts randomly placed, and Spidey's aura of uselessness stops anyone from realizing that they are looking at different cutouts rather than the Lizard moving.
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On my phone so i cant post it but sunday strip has jjj outclassing spidey and banner busts a nut.
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I still see nothing that contradicts the theory that the lizard just left a cardboard cutout and is long gone.
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I love all of this so much.
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