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Synthbuttrange posted:
In his robust zeal to deliver Connors, he immediately slams into the side of a freighter.
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Somewhere Larry Lieber is saying "Ooooohhhhh no no loving way am I gonna draw eight arms on Connors.. you sure we can't bring in Iron Jonah or Clown-9?"
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I think rear end in a top hat Bruce Banner wants to put the moves on Low Energy Night Nurse.
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Even if Bruce managed to Hulk out, he'd throw both Spider-Man and the Lizard into New Jersey anyway
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Pete getting cucked by MJ/Banner while the Lizard mops the floor with him is peak NSM.
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Saoshyant posted:
In his memoirs, Spider-Man wrote: "My apologists have claimed the VW I hurled at Kingpin's men was empty, those who'd been inside having all previously escaped." "I'm sorry, but that isn't true."
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But if he programmed the buzzsaw to always return to him shouldn't Spidey also be hurtling towards the ground to his doom? There's some room for edits with this one too..
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I thought that was Moe and he was waiting for Spidey to peace sign into his eyeballs or something.
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They'll resolve it next strip with an LMD* of Peter Parker walking up to Spidey or a web dummy of Parker waving hello to them from a barely visible building ledge or something super contrived to prove Moe's, errr, Quentin's blurted out accusation doesn't go on past the next six panels or so. * = Life Model Decoy
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Reasons: Actually, Mysterio is that weak Spidey shoved the hover platform under his shirt when no one was looking Spider-healing Spidey is using Spider pain-resistance to keep from screaming like a girl
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*sniff* *sniff* HEY COLLEGE BOY YOU SMELL MIGHTY FAMILIAR
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Man, there sure is a lot of falling in the Newspaper universe.
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Samuringa posted:Marvella can be unconscious at any moment A superpower she got via osmosis from Pete
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Johnny Walker posted:
Mmmmmm, don't think this is the case in the retail comics universe... 
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Namor with the smug look on his face, thinking 'my little pinky should suffice to take out this scrawny surface dweller'
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Samuringa posted:I still can't get over how the weekend artist just goes all out on Handsome Squidward Namor Weekend artist gets more room / panels to do his art, daily artist has to squeeze into two/three panels
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Jan 27, 2020 04:58
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"How can I get at Namor so I can mess everything up until the Avengers come to save me?"
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Cat Mattress posted:Now what do we do about all the toxic stuff contained in that ship that is now being spread around by the sea's currents? You know like its fuel and a large part of its cargo? Wait until it kills everyone in Atlantis except Namor, who then goes on aggro rampage blaming Peter-Man for some reason.
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Feb 6, 2020 19:58
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I guess nobody remembers how ships used to gather together with military escorts in convoys in World War II.
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Feb 7, 2020 19:39
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One of those cops got slapped so hard he got a tan.
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Johnny Walker posted:
'I might've accidentally thrown a pallet full of used car batteries into the East River... once.' 'AAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH' Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Feb 25, 2020 |
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Looks like a young (gasp) Geraldo Rivera.
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Somebody needs to Photoshop a few contemporary faces into that last panel.. like Pence, Trump, B.J...
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Mar 28, 2020 21:41
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All Spidey has to do is land one haymaker and the Protector's head makes.a landing somewhere in Secaucus. Since its a family strip, he'll probably have to settle for a spidey strength love tap that knocks him unconscious And if we're lucky, MJ will berate him for picking on little old Protecty.
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Nah, I like the one with the FF jumper better. Also, the requisite 'Kick Me' sign that Johnny Storm taped on.
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Only to kids who ask him where is Avengers ID card is.
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Pete's reward: a free day pass to the museum
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That's MISTER resident idiot to you, buster! In regular continuity Namor is supposed to be in the 'Heavyweights' class and Spidey is in the 'Super-Mediumweights' class. But since this is newspaper continuity, who the hell knows. Spider-Man, able to rip apart ships made of Atlantean steel, but can be reduced to a quivering wreck with a simple phrase uttered by a child. "Why aren't you an Avenger yet?"
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The Avengers look like they have all the grim resolve of an eight year old being told to go pick up a pepperoni pie
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May 31, 2020 18:53
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Namor friend zoned but never stopped trying
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Johnny Walker posted:
He.. he's finally going to ask Namor out?!
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Jun 11, 2020 23:45
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I guess physics is twisted in the newspaper universe because your voice is supposed to carry better when you whisper. Green checkerboard wizard guy should just pony up for an Eargo or something. Also Stan Lee showing his age, there hasn't been a beatnik or poet in Greenwich Village since the early 70s. They all either moved up to Woodstock or became insurance salesmen.
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Johnny Walker posted:
LOL at Pete looking around, hoping no one is around to see him getting cucked in broad daylight
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Jul 10, 2020 22:48
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Johnny Walker posted:
Just look at that smirk Strange is wearing "I smelled you from down the street, Spider-Man! You ever think about taking a shower every once in a while?"
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Not exactly Newspaper Spider Man, but his heart is in the right place.. https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1287402323044716546 I wanted to see how far he would go web slinging with yeast
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CRASSSHH!!!
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Johnny Walker posted:
"I usually use this to avoid paying for HBO / Netflix.."
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Sep 10, 2020 20:49
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Johnny Walker posted:
"Now MJ, take my phone so you can get a selfie of me standing next to him!!"
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Johnny Walker posted:
Xandu is probably one of those old hippies and he wants to resolve his mid-life crisis in the same place he used to hang out and smoke joints. "Hey Doc, what about me?" "The punching bag needs to stay vis- er, I mean its to our advantage that one of us be seen to distract him!"
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All that has to be done is invisible Strange strolls over and yanks the Wand of Wagoon out of his hands, chapter over.
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