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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Casimir Radon posted:

They should cast Lena Dunham for that authentic product of incest look.

Please do not confuse products and producers.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 21:30

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Casimir Radon posted:

Civil War was good but was right on the cusp of having too many heroes in it.

For a Captain America film, it totally did. For an Avengers film, it didn't. The problem came from them labelling an Avengers spin off as a Captain America film, so it occupies this weird middle between them.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 03:27

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Gatts posted:

Why in the world did I think that said “Spider-man” movie trailer then think the same thing after I went to YouTube?

I'm now picturing Japanese Slender-Man, where he summons a gigantic mecha to murder people in the woods. And it's awesome.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 19:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hey, there's the intervening seasons of Bloodline where he wears button-down t-shirts. Be fair to Ben.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:00

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Robot Hood

Directive 1: Steal from the Rich
Directive 2: Give to the Poor
Directive 3: CLASSIFIED

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 15:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

muscles like this! posted:

Actually there's a theory that (Disney's) Aladdin takes place thousands of years into a post apocalyptic future.

The Cave of Wonders isn't sand.

Nanomachines.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 04:57

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

W-what happened to the cargo arms?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 23:56

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I just saw a New Mutants trailer the other day. It looked like an interesting departure for Marvel. I wonder how badly it will get neutered in this delay.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 01:50

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Detective No. 27 posted:

It would be cool if Disney did the same for Star Wars.

No, I don't think it's a great idea to let the least capable director Star Wars ever had have another shot at the franchise. I mean, I'd like to think he's been humbled and maybe had come to realize he isn't a genius, but it's still George Lucas.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 02:07

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Like the transition from First Blood to First Blood II wasn't jarring? It goes from "war is hell and destroys the survivors as much as the fallen" to "gently caress yeah, war rules!"

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 21:38

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

$50M for a two-part episode of The Outer Limits? Holy gently caress.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 04:07

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Those Middle-Earth games would be way cooler if your wraith headmate was Ricardo Montelban, no lie.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 19:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Doesn't change Luke's surname and homes him with Vader's stepbrother. Ben was a moron.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 05:08

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

They fought Pac-Man by using the power of Galaga and a baseball game. It was weird.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:35

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The movie will be okay if they make it about Carlos los Jaguar, a humble Mexican cat who invents the flamin' hot puffed corn snack... and reinvents himself as a cool cheetah (because a speciesist business man can't tell one spotted big cat from another), rising to incredible heights before ruining his life and having to reconnect with his heritage to discover the greatest wealth was inside him all along.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 22:29

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mario: John Cena
Luigi: Rey Mysterio
Bowser: Big Show

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 12:50

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Will Michael Cera play a Shy Guy?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 01:03

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I hope the sequel hook is all the idiotic sequels rolled into a single credits sting. Just a spaceship crashing into a mountain to reveal Mario van Peebles becoming Satan.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 17:03

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

loving John Scalzi liked RPO!? I used to have a lot of respect for that guy.

Scalzi enjoying it damns the book far more than all the explanations from others, at least for me.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 02:45

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Lol if you never wanted to get hosed up on spice beer and float through the air after pulling your boy toys' heart plug so he can die in your arms

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 16:25

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Arakkis is supposed to rotate through the various Houses, as well, because no one family should have sole control of the source of spice. The Harkonnen had control for their time, and were quite good at keeping the planet running smoothly, I believe, so the Emperor had that as a reason to gently caress over the Atreides as well.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 22:30

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I bless the rains down in Arrakis

Slowly, boy, the blade slips through the shield!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 14:15

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Grendels Dad posted:

I'm still mad that one hasn't gotten a remake.

It did.

In Bollywood.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 22:56

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Eh, I can see the appeal. Like of there was a movie about Stairway to Heaven, using it as a frame to tell a story about what led to it and such, that might be interesting if it was well made. This is Christian cinema, though, so it'll be bland and tepid.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:35

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I want them to set it immediately following Last Crusade. Get Connery back, too, and just completely ignore their obvious age. Fight the SS occultism head on with a dash of Grumpy Old Men.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 11:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Yeah, they really did make a veritable cult classic of cinema, just like Masters of the Universe.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 13:20

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Jumanji, but pachinko. It will do fantastic in Japan.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 11:32

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

So what I'm learning is that even the Yakuza have lost their balls.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 13:51

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

TIKI TORCH LIT

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 22:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Jumanji, but it's a tabletop figure game like 40k. The Rock will be named Petrus Stone, of course.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 20:12

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

People love criminals. I don't know how else to look at it. Movies about heists and capers get lots of eyes on them, and guys like Tarantino have basically built their careers on "criminals are so cool!"

# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 14:52

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I want a prequel which reveals Xander Cage used to be Xandra Cage.

XX.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 11:22

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Can we have that as an actual movie? With Gary Oldman and David Mazouz? Because that's how it's cast in my head.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 18:53

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Best Batman is Bat-Mite.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 18:24

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Bed, Bat, and Beyond

# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 19:32

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

CelticPredator posted:

Dwayne Johnson only wants happy ending for his movies so no.

The last one had a happy ending. Not for him, obviously, but Karl Urban got to save the world and rescue his sister. Happy!

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 12:43

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Grendels Dad posted:

Noted un-problematic works of fiction Lord of the Rings and Conan, popular for their wholesome views on king genes and also some races are just plain evil.

Hey, I'm not saying all Stygians are evil sorcerors or assassins, but I've never met one who isn't. It just makes you think, that's all.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 02:15

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I recall that Rob Howard, a Texan famous for writing tons of stories about brave white men fighting hordes of irredeemably evil negroes, was appalled by Lovecraft's racism.

Like, the guy who wrote Conan and Solomon Kane went "holy gently caress, dude, chill out."

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 13:39

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hey, Wes got to play a Thai crime boss in Street Fighter :v:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 17:06

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I believe it was to slander them as small-dicked pedophiles.

# ¿ May 4, 2018 11:21

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