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Excited for the first Raw of 2018?
This poll is closed.
Hell yes, it's time to start anew! 3 10.34%
gently caress no, it'll be the same old poo poo. 13 44.83%
Wait, why are Alexa and Asuka fighting tonight? 11 37.93%
But Seth and Jason already won the titles, of course they can work together...? 2 6.90%
Total: 29 votes
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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i hope king maxel pins bray

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Alexa hoping for some absolution interference, but Paige is injured :ohdear:

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
So is the mixed match only gonna be M v M and F v F? Because that's gonna suck poo poo.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Although I'd like to see this tournament or whatever of theirs I'm pretty much not going onto facebook to do it sorry wwe

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I can't get enough of that guy in the cubs jersey that looks like he's gonna cry when Asuka says her catchphrase.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

NO ONE IS READY FOR OSCAR

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

tag urself in this facebook mixed tag thing ad

I'm the emojis wafting from the crowd like a virulent miasma

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



:rip: Alexa.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
All things considered of course Asuka is in the women's rumble they don't have 30 women on the main roster they need all hands on deck.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
who wants to be my mixed tag team partner

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Welcome to the big leagues Asuka, your streak couldn't go on forever.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Alexa pulls the 'you're not hardcore enough for a kendo stick match!' routine ala bayley, asuka shows up with barbed wire and explosives

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

who wants to be my mixed tag team partner

I'm half Asian that counts as mixed right

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I'm home on a Monday for the first time in like two months and I totally forgot about Raw. lol

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You've already established Alexa's character is willing to just walk out of matches, do that.

Then have her DQ herself.

Then uh... the flu?

Just keep ducking it until it's like a "Champion is delivered to a steel cage in a shark cage. By Brian Cage" match.


Then have Asuka kick her head off immediately.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
alexa should just squash the poo poo out of asuka and kill her irl

bartok
May 10, 2006



Asuka's wardrobe by Lisa Frank

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

alexa dislocates her elbow again, asuka just keeps attacking happily

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa pulls the 'you're not hardcore enough for a kendo stick match!' routine ala bayley, asuka shows up with barbed wire and explosives

asuka's mania entrance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7cFGXHvqo

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

Alexa pulls the 'you're not hardcore enough for a kendo stick match!' routine ala bayley, asuka shows up with barbed wire and explosives

No, you're wrong.

Shows up to a wood sword fight with a steel sword.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yikes this is bad.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

who wants to be my mixed tag team partner

do I get an extravagant, ego-massaging entrance with a bitchin rad costume? Just give me the chance for pageantry and I am fukken there, man

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
That little wave

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


my idiot inner child is like "hmm actually maybe smoking IS really cool"

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I am ready for Asuka

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dangerous Person posted:

I am ready for Asuka

But are you?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
God I hate how they are making Bliss look right now.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Yes

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Codependent Poster posted:

Yikes this is bad.

bartok
May 10, 2006



This crowd is deader than my hopes and dreams

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Codependent Poster posted:

Yikes this is bad.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

God I hate how they are making Bliss look right now.
The coward she is who hasn't wrestled for like 2 months?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

This crowd is deader than my hopes and dreams

Truly it is another year.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
"lets book two people we dont want to lose in a match together, this will go well"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SatansOnion posted:

do I get an extravagant, ego-massaging entrance with a bitchin rad costume? Just give me the chance for pageantry and I am fukken there, man

rowdy ringsports will be ours for the taking

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Yeah Alexa is a coward. Thats the entire point.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

i hope king maxel pins bray

Bray does the spooky crab walk, then while upside down he sees King Maxel and just starts screaming in pure unadulterated terror until Doctors have to send him away to be killed. Woken Matt Hardy wins!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I can't wait for the DQ nobody gets over ending.

bartok
May 10, 2006



achillesforever6 posted:

The coward she is who hasn't wrestled for like 2 months?

she hasn't had a match since Mickie James has she?

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Alexa's really overdoing the nervousness. It's gone past "gee whiz my opponent is tough" to "they have my family at gunpoint"

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