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Excited for the first Raw of 2018?
This poll is closed.
Hell yes, it's time to start anew! 3 10.34%
gently caress no, it'll be the same old poo poo. 13 44.83%
Wait, why are Alexa and Asuka fighting tonight? 11 37.93%
But Seth and Jason already won the titles, of course they can work together...? 2 6.90%
Total: 29 votes
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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

wrong thread

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That's it, I'm sick of this depressing slog and watching something uplifting like Black Mirror

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That match would've made sense to me as Alexa walking out/getting herself DQed or Asuka squashing her to death, but I am deeply confused about why they just had them do this straight match out of nowhere with no stakes for no reason.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...





Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

tweet my meat posted:

I'm glad that Asuka has earned the opportunity to face the women's champion by defeating the women's champion clean.

I don't know about anyone else but I know I deserve this, karmically.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This kid has got some moves!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

flashy_mcflash posted:

That's it, I'm sick of this depressing slog and watching something uplifting like Black Mirror

If it gets too hard you can just call up Woken Matt Hardy and he'll help you with those evil phones.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Goddess.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
so either asuka is going to take the title soon, or she's going to be screwed out of winning the rumble by alexa.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Glad to see that even in 2018, I still hate Roman Reigns with the passion of a thousand suns.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
What the hell was that poo poo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Even if this is leading to a Royal Rumble title match instead of Asuka being in the rumble, you still have 3 shows before the PPV and starting with a straight clean loss this early is dumb.


That said Alexa always loses clean then wins at the PPV so rip Asuka, she was always bad.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


This Raw feels like a Raw done knowing it'll get kill by College Football

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Psychepath posted:

This poor crowd survived 2017 just to be put in the interminable hell of this Raw.
Hey if this Raw is hell I can think of an infinite amount of worse hells than it

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DarkstarIV posted:

so either asuka is going to take the title soon, or she's going to be screwed out of winning the rumble by alexa.

It's WWE, always bet on the dumber outcome. Like a reverse poe's law.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ladies and gentleman, Samoa Joe :effort:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Love is going to blossom in the hospital and after Nia and Alexa reunite, we will learn in the women's title match that the only one ready for asuka.... is enzo

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That chair sound effect!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

achillesforever6 posted:

Hey if this Raw is hell I can think of an infinite amount of worse hells than it

we're not even half way done and something stupid with kane will happen

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

Hey if this Raw is hell I can think of an infinite amount of worse hells than it

Like, for example, next week's raw.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ladiesandgentlemensamoajoe.... :rolleyes:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
who the gently caress is Samoa Joe

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

This kid has got some moves!

Just think: in thirty years we might be complaining about how this kid is getting jobbed out to [Roman/HHH/Shane] so the latter can have his twenty-eighth Multiversal/Metaversal Supertitle reign

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Holy poo poo Joe's going in on this promo

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

haha joe still giving renee poo poo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha loving Joe :xd:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Bill Goldberg posted:

who the gently caress is Samoa Joe

Scott Steiner, Ph.D says Joe is fat

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This promo loving rules, goddamn.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The Renee/Joe storyline has better psychology than just about anything on the main roster right now.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DarkstarIV posted:

Scott Steiner, Ph.D says Joe is fat

Smoe Joe is fat but not fat enough to survive the brutal beatings on Roman The Big Dog Reigns.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Is it still Paige's house?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why is this Samoa guy so angry. what is his character. why is he different from anyone else on the roster besides being fat

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Roman: Hey guys, maybe i should stop saying 'my yard', everyone keeps trumping me with bigger locations!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
woo yeah joe's gonna have the ic title dropped on his body after roman gives him the first unprotected head shot in years, then 20 proceeding unprotected head shots.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Happy New Year!

Braun Strowman

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
That’s a loving promo, boss.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

Is it still Paige's house?

roman's yard, paige's house, it's samoa joe's world but bray eats those...

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bloodysabbath posted:

That’s a loving promo, boss.

he's the best.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

dromal phrenia posted:

roman's yard, paige's house, it's samoa joe's world but bray eats those...

WWE Monopoly is really complicated.

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