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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


please don't let garpax make trades

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

WhyteRyce posted:

Mikki Moore bought classic cars instead of new ones because they appreciate. That is your random Mikki Moore fact of the day
What a career

September 30, 1997: Signed as a free agent with the Minnesota Timberwolves.

October 28, 1997: Waived by the Minnesota Timberwolves.

January 21, 1999: Signed as a free agent with the Minnesota Timberwolves.

January 27, 1999: Waived by the Minnesota Timberwolves.

January 29, 1999: Signed as a free agent with the Detroit Pistons.

February 18, 1999: Waived by the Detroit Pistons.

October 5, 1999: Signed as a free agent with the Detroit Pistons.

August 5, 2002: Waived by the Detroit Pistons.

September 30, 2002: Signed as a free agent with the San Antonio Spurs.

October 24, 2002: Waived by the San Antonio Spurs.

January 6, 2003: Signed a 10-day contract with the Boston Celtics.

April 14, 2003: Signed a contract for the rest of the season with the Atlanta Hawks

September 27, 2003: Signed as a free agent with the Seattle SuperSonics.

October 21, 2003: Waived by the Seattle SuperSonics.

December 22, 2003: Signed as a free agent with the New Jersey Nets.

January 7, 2004: Waived by the New Jersey Nets.

January 28, 2004: Signed two 10-day contracts with the Utah Jazz, then signed a contract for the rest of the season.

August 20, 2004: Signed as a free agent with the Los Angeles Clippers.

August 31, 2005: Signed as a free agent with the Seattle SuperSonics.

July 27, 2006: Traded by the Seattle SuperSonics to the New Jersey Nets for a 2009 2nd round draft pick (Derrick Brown was later selected).

July 13, 2007: Signed as a free agent with the Sacramento Kings.

February 24, 2009: Signed as a free agent with the Boston Celtics.

September 2, 2009: Signed as a free agent with the Golden State Warriors.

January 4, 2010: Waived by the Golden State Warriors.

December 10, 2011: Signed as a free agent with the Memphis Grizzlies.

December 15, 2011: Waived by the Memphis Grizzlies.

April 16, 2012: Signed as a free agent with the Golden State Warriors.

October 1, 2012: Signed as a free agent with the Philadelphia 76ers.

October 10, 2012: Waived by the Philadelphia 76ers.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
garpax has never made a bad trade

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

garpax has never made a bad trade

mods?

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

MelancholyMark posted:

Ugh everyone is assuming this tweet means Mirotic deal is already in place

https://twitter.com/1280Spence/status/954509784920637442

I thought he was making fun of himself for trading away that player.

BWV posted:

if he shuts it down we can just start a listserv

Does usenet still work? if so, i would be so down with a text only platform so I can break out my ascii penis charts

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

The Glumslinger posted:

Its more of a question of whether Lowtax keeps the lights on for another 5 years

BWV posted:

if he shuts it down we can just start a listserv

We really should have a backup plan in case this place ever gets shut down. This is the best NBA discussion online and I'd hate to lose it.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
usenet is for Filez as of 15 years or so ago

maybe I'll run for local office once lowtax deletes all the posts

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



dokmo posted:

I thought he was making fun of himself for trading away that player.


Does usenet still work? if so, i would be so down with a text only platform so I can break out my ascii penis charts

Does usenet still work? Hah! It'll be working when the lights go out all over the www, just as God and DARPA intended.....:corsair:

edit- maybe lowtax will auction off subforums. Hell,

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

BWV posted:

if he shuts it down we can just start a listserv

There's another forum I post on that has non-terrible sports posters in case this place does shut down.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

NBA thread discord would be lit

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I would gladly contribute $69 to the continued operation of sas basketball

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

chunkles posted:

I would gladly contribute $69 to the continued operation of sas basketball

I’m in for $4.20

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/ZachLowe_NBA/status/954553393284034561

Give me Kemba

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I'd feel much better about Kemba on the Jazz than on the Spurs

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
I'm all in for zombie SAS basketball if it comes to that. I've been posting on this bullshit forum for waaaay too long to stop now.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


gonna set up a PO box, everyone can mail in their takes, and I will assemble them on a corkboard

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
It's still amazing to me that the Nets, who's best player is a twice cut player, has a better record than 6 teams

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
13 year olds talking about how the impotent clippers and rockets bash is the closest thing they know compared to "malice in the palace" is depressing af
That's like saying the closest thing you know compared to cocaine is a frappucino
Shame shame shame shame shame, jermaine o Neal almost killed a man with a sliding punch when I was a kid and it was beautiful and it was basketball

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Punkin Spunkin posted:

13 year olds talking about how the impotent clippers and rockets bash is the closest thing they know compared to "malice in the palace" is depressing af
That's like saying the closest thing you know compared to cocaine is a frappucino
Shame shame shame shame shame, jermaine o Neal almost killed a man with a sliding punch when I was a kid and it was beautiful and it was basketball

imagine chris paul tunneling through Market Square Arena and coming face to face with Cap'n Jack

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
We should probably atleast make a fallback Discord

Or find the existing SAS one

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

dokmo posted:

Thank you. I'll still be here in five years even if all you jerks are gone to whatever is popular in 2023.
I'll be chasing whatever 21 year olds are doing ATM until it kills me fucc you guys

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Punkin Spunkin posted:

13 year olds talking about how the impotent clippers and rockets bash is the closest thing they know compared to "malice in the palace" is depressing af
That's like saying the closest thing you know compared to cocaine is a frappucino
Shame shame shame shame shame, jermaine o Neal almost killed a man with a sliding punch when I was a kid and it was beautiful and it was basketball

what will be known as the modern day gun incident

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Punkin Spunkin posted:

13 year olds talking about how the impotent clippers and rockets bash is the closest thing they know compared to "malice in the palace" is depressing af
That's like saying the closest thing you know compared to cocaine is a frappucino
Shame shame shame shame shame, jermaine o Neal almost killed a man with a sliding punch when I was a kid and it was beautiful and it was basketball

I mean a guy broke another guy's face like three months ago and now those guys are playing basketball together on the same team, so it's not even the craziest thing that's happened in recent memory. It just happened in a funny way mainly

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

chunkles posted:

I mean a guy broke another guy's face like three months ago and now those guys are playing basketball together on the same team, so it's not even the craziest thing that's happened in recent memory. It just happened in a funny way mainly
I don't mean to be rude but technically speaking Euros do not count as guys

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/954223061766692864

This is Lawanda and she is the best part of watching Rockets games.

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Punkin Spunkin posted:

I don't mean to be rude but technically speaking Euros do not count as guys

- Kevin Garnett

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

R.D. Mangles posted:

gonna set up a PO box, everyone can mail in their takes, and I will assemble them on a corkboard

Lmao okay Taco

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
the knicks are so bad

the nets are so good to watch

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://twitter.com/Pacers/status/954586331627192320

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I need whatever dipos off-season workout plan was goddamn

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

R.D. Mangles posted:

gonna set up a PO box, everyone can mail in their takes, and I will assemble them on a corkboard

We're supposed to be doing the corkboard thing anyway though, right? Or can I take down my Gendo wall?

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

EvanTH posted:

the knicks are so bad

the nets are so good to watch

LeVert is fun to watch with his giant hair.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


This is sick as gently caress

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022





Wait but Jazz already have a starting PG, and they can't trade him, because I don't know if I could take changing teams again.

Especially to the Hornets.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Lockback posted:

We're supposed to be doing the corkboard thing anyway though, right? Or can I take down my Gendo wall?

are you guys telling me i've been writing "the warriors lost the championship after being up 3-1" in smoke signals every day for no good reason

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

chunkles posted:

the warriors lost the championship after being up 3-1

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

chunkles posted:

are you guys telling me i've been writing "the warriors lost the championship after being up 3-1" in smoke signals every day for no good reason

wait what no way

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I know Denver lost the game, but I'd like to congratulate Dokmo on how good his boy Jamal Murray was tonight. And for most of the season tbh. Slow start, but goddamn that kid fucks.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Also I'm surprised that nobody has posted that the Lakers won tonight despite shooting worse from the line than a 4th grade squad would

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Spoeank posted:

Also I'm surprised that nobody has posted that the Lakers won tonight despite shooting worse from the line than a 4th grade squad would

Honestly that should be a huge lol moment but after seeing Lonzo shoot all season it's just another Tuesday

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