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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

I mean, I suppose a dick is kind of like a tie for your bottom half.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

I feel like getting close to a championship would be more enticing than actually winning one. Like, after you win in NBA2K you don't just roll a new season, you try a new team.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

IcePhoenix posted:

Andre Drummond currently has a higher FT% than Andrew Wiggins on the season.

lol

Jaylen Brown is only at 57% which is crazy, especially considering how many miss really badly. Dude is > 40% from 3.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
I almost exclusively watch the Celtics so I'll say Jaylen Brown has progressed much better/faster than I had expected.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Guys, pass completion rate is a really dumb and useless stat. On the other hand, can we get one of those graphs with plotted player faces showing Pass Completion % vs Hair Length?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

Steve Nash

lol

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Did we ever figure out who the latino man sitting in KG's lap was?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
That BBB report on Big Baller reads like the admissions guy at Yale describing his meeting with Mr Burns' son.

"He suggested our nickname should be Semper Fudge. At that point me told me to 'relax'."

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Wow those are really terrible... but if I'm honest with myself I would wear them... back then and today.

I wore Vans for literally my entire childhood to ensure no one poo poo talked me. It mostly worked.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Shame on all of you for not balling in the stylish yet responsibly priced Starbury's.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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scuz posted:

Well the last 10 games, we're +4.9 in turnovers and nobody else is even sniffing +4

https://twitter.com/Twolves_PR/status/951473827640377346

:eyepop:

Holy poo poo that Boston defense.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Watching washed up Wade tarnish his legacy in real time is both disappointing and extremely satisfying.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost


Whew, good thing this game ended before 2 pi.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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zoux posted:

Why isn't he going against a 5'7'' fat old white dude

I dunno man, I think a folding chair would have his number.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Cool Buff Man posted:

Goddamn I love Kyrie

Yeahhh but I'm kind of worried about what effect Haldol will have on his eFG%.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Metapod posted:

there's actually nine chakras kyrie is a false prophet

When I roll all-monk in Final Fantasy Tactics there's a lot more than nine Chakras.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

It's just going to be more episodes of "Doing Work".

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Was at the wolves game tonight. It was Crunch's birthday. A bunch of other mascots showed up to give him presents and party.

:3:

Also Clutch has a huge, Lowry-sized rear end.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Spite posted:

When Jimmy runs out of gas in the playoffs it'll be everywhere.

(Not that it will necessarily Thibs's fault. I feel like recently Jimmy realized he has to be their energy guy in addition to the best player for them to be good.)


Jimmy Butler hasn't been their best player unless I'm greatly mistaken.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
I did a quick check and KAT and Jimmy have identical PERs and KAT has an extra 50 points of TS%. But I am aware that isn't the whole picture.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Athanatos posted:

Getchu a man who does both


Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I'm still pleasantly surprised that no one has tried to force JayTay to become a thing for Tatum.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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BWV posted:

my nickname of "Jake" for Jakob Poeltl is actually the best nickname because he is the best player and I am the best poster.

Pretzel Poeltl. Think about it.

Edit: This joke might not work if his last name is pronounced non-phonetically.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Simmons seems to antagonize a lot of dudes. I can't remember the play but he got Marcus Morris all fired up on him too.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

EvanTH posted:

kyrie's geography club would meet before school

Time is a flat circle.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
If you wanted to do an honest look at top 20 in 5 years you would pick like 16 to account for rookies breaking through in their 2nd-4th seasons.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Cool Buff Man posted:

This made me flinch yesterday

https://twitter.com/JCameratoNBCS/status/954119923667755008/video/1

I thought they were getting better. Get well soon Markelle

They went in. That's improvement. :shobon:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

dokmo posted:

Thank you. I'll still be here in five years even if all you jerks are gone to whatever is popular in 2023.

Just looking at this page, the majority of us registered in the aughts so it seems pretty likely that we'll be here. And there's one dude that registered in *squints* 1988?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Hill is a straight upgrade over JR Smith so it couldn't hurt but yeah, I don't think it moves the needle far enough.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

IcePhoenix posted:

Yeah he's been on a nice run the last couple games. He even had a good free throw shooting game in there!

Wiggins and Jaylen Brown need to go to a sweat lodge or something to exorcise the demons that are yipping them at the stripe.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
No loving way.

Edit: Bah, foh zous

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
2 Real, 3 Brows

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Not quite as good as the fat kid that immediately lifted up his shirt to belly-moon the camera as soon as he noticed he was on the jumbotron.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
As he is getting put under he mumbles to the doctor about how his patella is shaped like the planet.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Jota posted:

the only thing that could top that would be if the rumor that he first hurt his shoulder doing BMX stuff turned out to be true

Still not as funny as Monte and the Moped.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost
Maybe boogie can hang out with Gordon Hayward and play DOTA or something?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Nap Ghost

Mandrel posted:

there aren't any good refs. the only good ref is a dead ref

Can't be too much longer now.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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X-posting from YOSPOS:

https://twitter.com/thelateempire/status/957527371221028865
https://twitter.com/SamvitIyer/status/957839767508578304

:pray:

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