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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Hi there! Welcome to the 2018 Royal Rumble Toxx Pool!!! Here are a few ground rules for being dumb and deciding to bet on wrestling!

- Your toxx cannot be obnoxious to the forum posting experience. IE: No fakeposting gimmicks. They suck. If you decide to do it, Jerusalem will probably ban you.

- You have one month from the rumble being completed in order to fulfill your toxx. (February 28, 2018) If you do not fulfill it during that time, you will be banned. No exceptions.

- Good toxxes include donations to charity (submit proof to the thread), having to do something stupid in public (let us remember the goon who had to wear the samoa joe tattoo while meeting vickie), etc.

- If you are toxxing on an entry number, please specify if its for the Mens or Womens Rumble. If you don't specify, I'll either assign you to both of them, or flip a coin and decide which Rumble you get entered in. Alternatively, if it hinges on your Royal Rumble Roulette team winning, please say so. I strongly suggest you do not toxx on a particular member of the roster.

If you have any questions, please feel free to send me a PM. Do not post in this thread with them. If you do not have platinum, buy it and then PM me. Also try to avoid posting in this thread outside of toxxing, as I plan to compile toxxes in the second post, and sifting through conversation is messy. Take it to the WWE Discussion thread if you want to discuss toxxes or whatever. Finally I ask that you do not change your username until after Feb 28th, when all of the toxxes are due.

OKAY HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Post reserved for toxxes

Senerio posted:

If my entrant loses, $1 to Girls Who Code for each minute the Iron Man lasts longer in the each rumble than my number. If my entrant wins, it's a flat $20.

Ex: I pull #18. In the Men's Rumble, it is Curt Hawkins, who is out in a minute. I donate $50 for the difference between the 1 minute Hawkins lasted and the 51 minutes that #1 The Miz pulled at the rumble. In the Women's rumble, I pull Asuka. I donate $20 because she won, for a total of $70.

Rarity posted:

If my entrant in the Women's Rumble doesn't win I will cut a promo on her challenging her to a match at Wrestlemania

Writer Cath posted:

If my people lose, I will write a 1000 word fanfiction about them, or the person who eliminated them.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

For every person my Rumble Roulette person eliminates in the Rumble I will donate 5 bucks to the Red Cross. 10 bucks no matter what but no more than 30.

The Berzerker posted:

For every person my Rumble Roulette people eliminate (both men's and women's Rumbles), I will donate 5 bucks to The Stop which is a local food security NFP. Maximum $75, though, not that we'll likely get there.

Bill Goldberg posted:

If my chosen Roulette wrestler is eliminated, I will change my forum name to that wrestler. If that name is in use then the roulette team of the wrestler who eliminated mine gets to choose a dead wrestler's name of their choice for me to change my forum name to.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

If dolph fuckin ziggler wins the royal goddamn rumble my hair will go white

E: gently caress it, if dolph wins I'll bleach my dang hair

VJeff posted:

If the posting during the Royal Rumble is very good, I will donate 10 bucks to charity. If the posting is excellent, I will donate another 10 bucks.

(J-Ru rewrote Bill Goldberg's toxx to make sense)

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2018 around 13:31

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


Post reserved.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of Earth and sea. From ancient evils unawoken, break the one that can't be broken. To blackest night, I pledge my soul and crush my heart to burning coal. To summon forth a deathly power, to see my hated foe devoured.


If my entrant loses, $1 to Girls Who Code for each minute the Iron Man lasts longer in the each rumble than my number. If my entrant wins, it's a flat $20.

Ex: I pull #18. In the Men's Rumble, it is Curt Hawkins, who is out in a minute. I donate $50 for the difference between the 1 minute Hawkins lasted and the 51 minutes that #1 The Miz pulled at the rumble. In the Women's rumble, I pull Asuka. I donate $20 because she won, for a total of $70.

e: Minimum $25.

Senerio fucked around with this message at Jan 2, 2018 around 19:22

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

PONYTAR
PONYTAR
PONYTAR




If my entrant in the Women's Rumble doesn't win I will cut a promo on her challenging her to a match at Wrestlemania

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

If my people lose, I will write a 1000 word fanfiction about them, or the person who eliminated them.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

For every person my Rumble Roulette person eliminates in the Rumble I will donate 5 bucks to the Red Cross. 10 bucks no matter what but no more than 30.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


For every person my Rumble Roulette people eliminate (both men's and women's Rumbles), I will donate 5 bucks to The Stop which is a local food security NFP. Maximum $75, though, not that we'll likely get there.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007



This is why you don't bet on wrestling:



But charity is cool. I'll find some cool charity helping children to donate to later.

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

the rules are simple. i will be assigned a number in the men's wrestlers royal rumble roulette. that will be my wrestler. if my wrestler is eliminated, then i will take on the mantle of the wrestler who eliminated my wrestler from the rumble and change my forums name to the name of that wrestler. if that name is already in use then i will change my name to a dead wrestler of the winning wrestler's team's choosing. if my wrestler wins i become the new moderator of rowdy ringsports and usher in a new golden age and everyone will be required to be my friend and hang out with me. no money will be donated to charity, at all.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

If dolph fuckin ziggler wins the royal goddamn rumble my hair will go white

E: gently caress it, if dolph wins I'll bleach my dang hair

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


If the posting during the Royal Rumble is very good, I will donate 10 bucks to charity. If the posting is excellent, I will donate another 10 bucks.

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