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Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD



I'm going to kill you bitch.

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



Work Friend Keven posted:

I'm going to kill you bitch.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006


Fat Twitter Man posted:

Isn’t Turinabol the last thing that would be in a dirty supplement, though? It seems to me, an idiot who knows less than willie d about steroids, that Jones was probably taking some NFL super stealth steroid cocktail that had Turinabol in it and so the only thing that came up in the test was trace amounts of Turinabol?

When Jones popped for clomiphene or whatever, wasn’t it the same poo poo his brother popped for like the previous month?

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


The NFL has a program that is the definition of 'we want to look like we're doing something' and so there are probably idiots there that think they're on the super secret amazing poo poo, but are actually getting away with it because the league doesn't want to catch them and instead wants to pretend that people who are big and fast enough to use the carpool lane are a thing that can occur naturally.

And Jones took his cheating advice from these people, unaware that USADA actuall tries to catch people.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



JaySB posted:

It was today

Today is Thursday for me and I haven't had a chance to listen to it so whatever. You get my point.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Clomephine is pct. Which makes his second positive more damming but there's definitely the poo poo he popped for in supplements.

I think the laughter over the steroid he popped for was that it was a lovely old one, not some new hotness.

To be honest I find that Jon Jones was taking it as plausible as him being dumb enough to take some tainted creatine some dude in the gym gave him that he bought from China without thinking twice about it.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


Daniel Cormier is going to retire this year anyway, so we need Jon Jones back regardless. Cause we're staring down the barrel of Gustafsson vs Shogun 2 for the vacant LHW belt.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003



Bubba Smith posted:

Daniel Cormier is going to retire this year anyway, so we need Jon Jones back regardless. Cause we're staring down the barrel of Gustafsson vs Shogun 2 for the vacant LHW belt.

I loved watching Shogun like 10 years ago but I get scared for him when I see him fight live now. It's like the retired Chuck Liddell on cocaine shadow boxing gif while he watches a UFC fight in the audience except not as cool

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense

You might find rat bones or insect anuses, maybe even some traces of meth, but not steroids just layin around in jars of protein powder lol.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Fartbox posted:

You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense

You might find rat bones or insect anuses, maybe even some traces of meth, but not steroids just layin around in jars of protein powder lol.

There are plenty of testosterone "boosting" substances that get pulled every year or so because they contain hidden ingredients and types of steroids. You're right it isn't naturally occurring, but it does happen.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Fartbox posted:

You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense

You might find rat bones or insect anuses, maybe even some traces of meth, but not steroids just layin around in jars of protein powder lol.

You are very wrong very confidently. If you have an opportunity to put something that actually works and that is very cheap (in Mexico) into your wildly unregulated fitness powder (produced in Mexico) you'll find that a lot of people do.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



Fartbox posted:

You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense

You might find rat bones or insect anuses, maybe even some traces of meth, but not steroids just layin around in jars of protein powder lol.

lol

You are wrong. There are two ways steroids can and do commonly end up in supplements. First of all, the manufacturer can be lazy and not clean the pill (or powder) machine when its time to switch over from steroids to supplements. This is often the argument for tainted supplements.

The second way is shady manufacturers know that their customers want steroids but they can't be sold on the shelf if they are labelled as steroids, so they quietly put it in and let their customers figure out that their pill "works". Once they get a notice from some government agency to cut it out, they shut down manufacturing of that pill and start making another steroid pill or powder.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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Every pre workout that was worth a poo poo 5 years ago contained some sort of meth and/or steroid...and it was glorious.

Now they're just all caffeine powder with a bunch of fillers and trace amounts of poo poo that doesn't matter.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Matt Brown says he'd be willing to come out of semi-retirement for a throwdown with Condit.


I'd be real nice to finally see those two sling even if they're both done at this point.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/1/...rlos-condit-ufc

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol

Jesus your country is a mess

red19fire
May 26, 2010



The other devious thing is some powder/pill companies would only put ‘the good stuff’ in one container out of every ten or so, to get consumers (generally bodybuilders) to buy more in the hunt for a batch that works. And also to try to fool random FDA checks.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



Oh gosh I got East German steroids in my blood stream again. Oh jeez I'm always screwing up. And you know me when I get embarrassed I start sweating and then my glasses get foggy and I get nose bleeds and look at me, I just dropped all my books on the ground I need to call my mom to come pick me up I need my inhaler

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Josuke Higashikata posted:

Matt Brown says he'd be willing to come out of semi-retirement for a throwdown with Condit.


I'd be real nice to finally see those two sling even if they're both done at this point.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/1/...rlos-condit-ufc

Id be very happy to see Matt Brown never fight again.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Stealth Tiger posted:

Oh gosh I got East German steroids in my blood stream again. Oh jeez I'm always screwing up. And you know me when I get embarrassed I start sweating and then my glasses get foggy and I get nose bleeds and look at me, I just dropped all my books on the ground I need to call my mom to come pick me up I need my inhaler

Your inhaler is steroids, criminal.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006


Work Friend Keven posted:

Your inhaler is steroids, criminal.

Yes, because he’s Jon Jones you see.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


THat guys not Jon Jones. Don’t make me laugh.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Fartbox posted:

I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol

Jesus your country is a mess

hey whatever you gotta say to not feel like an overconfident retard

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


get a load of this idiot who would rather suck on rat bones and insect anuses than take steroids

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Heaven forbid Cyborg fight someone who might actually be considered a natural FW in Megan Anderson, even though she'd probably just hulk smash her too.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

I think Nunes has as good a chance as anyone at beating someone who weighs 40 lbs more than her.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




It's a stupid matchup, but if Pennington is injured there isn't really a contender at 135.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Rigel posted:

In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next.

Competing with Conor for most meaningless belt

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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Fartbox posted:

I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol

Jesus your country is a mess

ah yes the US is a giant mess because of loose supplement regulations, headline news, the country is crumbling folks

gently caress off

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Rigel posted:

In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next.

Cyborg can't make 135 without dying so I'd imagine it is for the 145 Burger King crown.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Rigel posted:

In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next.

Are we still pretending that Dana says things that are true?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Trast posted:

Cyborg can't make 135 without dying so I'd imagine it is for the 145 Burger King crown.

Cyborg refuses to get off juice long enough to make 135.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





JaySB posted:

Are we still pretending that Dana says things that are true?

That's the problem. Very rarely he slips in something that is true which makes you doubt the often reliable "Dana talks poo poo" theory.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



From what I recall, Nunes didn't seem too keen on fighting Cyborg because they occasionally train together or Brazilian pride or whatever reasons she gave, and I can't imagine a Cyborg fight is worth enough money for the biggest drawing UFC headliner of 2016 to bat an eye at.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


yeah ronda rousey probably would turn that down

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



Dana also said that Conor will need to fight soon if he wants to keep his belt. If his plan is to wait for the fall, then they'll vacate the title and make it Khabib vs Ferguson for the LW title.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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lol dana white just went on a rant last week about people saying Conor never defends and how they're wrong blah blah blah, and now is saying they'll vacate

Conor must have pissed him off this week

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Fartbox posted:

I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol

Jesus your country is a mess

"Ah poo poo I got called out on my stupid rear end claims, let me deflect and say a country is a mess because I was wrong."

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Unfunny Poster posted:

"Ah poo poo I got called out on my stupid rear end claims, let me deflect and say a country is a mess because I was wrong."

The chael sonnen method.

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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


The guy wants to suck on bug anus and rat cocks to supplement his diet. not what most prefer but to each his own I say

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