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The best poo poo talker is of course Chris Weidman. I don't think any other fighter comes close to talking about poo poo as often as he does.
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Allow me to exonerate Charles Manson posthumously. I mean, it just doesn't make sense for anyone to convince a group of impressionable young people to mercilessly slaughter celebrities. Like who the gently caress would even do that poo poo?
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Gay Horney posted:the American government not bothering to check what's in the supplements its citizens are putting into their mouths and its refusal to punish bad actors because it might be bad for the bottom line is definitely a great example of why this country is trash. if we had a functioning free market economy where information was actually available to consumers, instead of a situation where firms could operate under government approved obscurantism until they kill someone, Jon Jones would likely still be fighting. It's always the fuckin' Mormons.
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Rigel posted:Penne has been suspended for 18 months for steroids. She was apparently taking some supplement at the direction of a doctor who was unfamiliar with the needs of UFC athletes. She tried to get a retroactive TUE, but couldn't get it because that supplement was not medically necessary. Penne in hot water. Now brought to a boil.
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Dom has far better posture.
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CommonShore posted:Was just browsing a list of year-end facts and saw this one: With two more rounds, Diaz may have punched Cowboy once for every day of the year.
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I know him for his awesome and competitive fight with Yoel Romero and also a bunch of cool knockouts before that.
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kimbo305 posted:Swimming, duh. Yeah I was gonna say the two Australians I've had conversations with in my life assured me they could out swim me.
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Auron posted:congratulations on picking a known coward as "fighter" of the year, i'm sure powerbombing those cans was tough work And winner of Most Tired Gimmick goes to...
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RDA is definitely a solid candidate. I'm still surprised he just blew through Magny like that. I figured he'd win but that was just a steamrolling.
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Jan 8, 2018 21:53
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Hulk Hogan has been the racist sex-tape Gawker-suer guy for so long, I'd forgotten he's also a giant wrestle monster. Next to the Hulk, Joe Roan looks like a special effect in the middle of being shrunk down to go fight HIV in Georges St-Pierre's bloodstream. Wrestlers look normal next to each other and ridiculous compared to anyone else. First place I trained was split in the middle and the other half was Booker T's wrestling school. Hell of a nice guy but him walking into the room always felt kind of surreal.
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In 2 weeks, "The eagle has broken its wing. The hunt is postponed indefinitely."
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Jan 10, 2018 16:05
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Having the majority of his title fights be unwatchable is one thing, but this notion that he shouldn't be shot by racist police officers on a whim? Talk about a legacy killer.
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Jan 10, 2018 22:11
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I feel like jokes about Starbuck's are a pretty American standup trope.
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Jan 11, 2018 01:49
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I feel like Tyron is one violent murdering of Colby Covington away from making me kind of a fan.
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Jan 11, 2018 02:01
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"You know when you have to sit in coach and this causes you to be knocked out by a fat guy?"
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I think Khabib is just the rock to Barboza's scissors. I'd pick him against most anyone else in the division.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Khabib so far has shown to be the paper to everyone's rock. No one has even close to had an answer for him. He blankets everyone with unrelenting pressure. I figured that was a better analogy as soon as I was done posting. And yeah Khabib just mauls everyone but I feel like a guy whose main offense is kick, kick, and kick again is especially susceptible to Khabib's game.
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JaySB posted:Tyron Woodley is on Joe Rogan's podcast bitching about not getting respect. And the wind blows. And the sun sets.
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It must be exhausting to have so many passionate opinions.
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Digital Jedi posted:In nonsurprising news Jimmy Smith signed with the UFC Please fire Todd Grisham now.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:57
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Josh Emmett claimed in an interview that Brian Ortega refused to fight him. Could just be talking poo poo but that fight makes a lot of sense considering they both impressively beat some of the old guard at 145.
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Splish splash I was concussed by a bath Now I can't fight on Sunday night El Roncho fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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Solid fight for The New York.
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Kamaru Usman earned 100% of my ire fighting at 30% and putting me in a state that was 40% conscious at best.
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Digital Jedi posted:https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/953680051794534400 Nate/Conor 3 for the Interim Welterweight Title. Calling it.
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kensei posted:N: [url=http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/cris-cyborg-justino/cris-cyborg-real-champ-go-bellator/] 
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Who are all these Cyborg fans and how can we stop them? Also  at Calvillo. May misfortune continue to befall you.
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Volkan O. will erupt all over DC this weekend. Hope y'all are ready for The Era of the Ooze.
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It makes sense for Barboza and Gaethje to fight and that would be, in a word, bonkers.
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Jan 20, 2018 17:42
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Sabra Hummus-E getting starched was good poo poo.
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Jan 21, 2018 14:45
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Rick Story getting wrestled by Charlie Brenneman was pretty hilarious.
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Jan 21, 2018 17:16
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Hey I'm back. Now i can make this joke: I haven't seen a Cameroonian that sleepy since I watched a documentary on African trypanosomiasis.
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Them Hearthstone kids are pretty savage, eh?
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Jan 25, 2018 00:49
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mewse posted:Oh, Keven. Eh. It spiced up a somewhat bland card.
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Jan 25, 2018 02:06
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Could it be? The most tired gimmick in the wooooorrlld?
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Auron posted:No, the most tired gimmick is the one where you continually comment saying it’s a gimmick. Piss off. You're as predictably obnoxious as Shumagorath is with Conor. Anytime Mighty Mouse is mentioned you drop down from the rafters to declare him a cowardly bitch. It's weirdly obsessive.
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In a sport full of lying promoters, inactive champions, and Michael Bisping's; the man truly deserving of our ire is the record breaking champion whose organization refuses to play ball with him.
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Also notable is them claiming that growing up in the hood gave Rose a form of ESP.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:no, officer you don't understand, she's 18 now
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