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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Writer Cath posted:

I feel like her promo style is super condescending. It's like she's talking slow to make sure the dopes in the cheap seats understand her.

See, that's what I thought her heel quirk was but then she does it as a face too.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
THE BEAST. THE MONSTER AMONG MEN. ......the big red machine

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

if that had just been a 30 second close-up of baron corbin's face with him never talking it would have been segment of the year

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the camera is cutting off Corbin's shameful hair lmao

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Blaise330 posted:

See, that's what I thought her heel quirk was but then she does it as a face too.

well, apparently she gets it from Stephanie McMahon, who (as far as I can tell) comes by her condescension naturally

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wow the crowd is dead for Styles, where are they

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

they put peanut butter in her mouth and Ric does the voice backstage

lol

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kind of him to explain the rules to us. I CANT WAIT TO ABSOLUTELY... eliminate my opponent by tossing them over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
did they cut the crowd mic

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Bill Goldberg posted:

wow the crowd is dead for Styles, where are they

The Styles experiment failed. Put him in the dog house next to Corbin and Balor.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Ah man this gently caress finish setup. Can AJ Styles wrestle one canadian without it ending up disappointing?

Edit: Oh wait, AJ vs Jinder was good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not gonna watch this but I imagine it will be really good. seeya!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Oh god dammit, Jericho vs Omega is on a thursday afternoon while I'm working. Why's it gotta be Thursday?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Blaise330 posted:

The Styles experiment failed. Put him in the dog house next to Corbin and Balor.

if SmackDown gave up on him and shipped him back to RAW, why, I just bet he and Finn Balor and Gallows and Anderson could dream up a really fun stable

they could call it something super badass, like...I dunno, Projectile Society?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

cant wait for miz to come back and get obliterated by *rolls dice on which four sides are Roman, 1 side is Balor, 1 side is Braun*

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

EVERY WOMAN ON THE loving ROSTER IS GOING TO BE IN THE RUMBLE DO THEY THINK WE ARE THAT STUPID

i AM that stupid

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



manager's licenses are canon

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

man, Sami Zayn's smug skanking looks like such fun

e: :moonrio: :mmmsmug: whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh :mmmsmug: :moonrio:

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 3, 2018

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

SatansOnion posted:

if SmackDown gave up on him and shipped him back to RAW, why, I just bet he and Finn Balor and Gallows and Anderson could dream up a really fun stable

they could call it something super badass, like...I dunno, Projectile Society?

The Shell Company.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

shane mcmahon suddenly being extremely concerned about kevin owens and sami zayn being ringside for each other after six months of not giving a poo poo about the singh brothers

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

SatansOnion posted:

if SmackDown gave up on him and shipped him back to RAW, why, I just bet he and Finn Balor and Gallows and Anderson could dream up a really fun stable

they could call it something super badass, like...I dunno, Projectile Society?

The Arrow Alliance. "We're shooting straight to the top *does exaggerated bow pose extending 2 fingers*"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do you remember when smackdown had a collage? that was good. this smackdown is very bad, and i hate it. i want the old collage smackdown back.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bill Goldberg posted:

do you remember when smackdown had a collage? that was good. this smackdown is very bad, and i hate it. i want the old collage smackdown back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what the gently caress is the yep movement i don't understand i hate this story line

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the significance of changing "yes" to "yep"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Bill Goldberg posted:

do you remember when smackdown had a collage? that was good. this smackdown is very bad, and i hate it. i want the old collage smackdown back.

Just like how the diva's revolution halted all progress the second they started calling it that, smackdown halted all progress the second they started calling it the land of opportunity.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

sami zayn is very good as a heel but i also like him too much to ever buy into a storyline where i'm supposed to want other people to beat him

ESPECIALLY when one of those people is shane mcmahon

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

SatansOnion posted:

if SmackDown gave up on him and shipped him back to RAW, why, I just bet he and Finn Balor and Gallows and Anderson could dream up a really fun stable

they could call it something super badass, like...I dunno, Projectile Society?

it would be cool because aj and finn could take turns carrying roman to passable matches(that he'd win) for months and people would start arguing very forcefully that he is in fact very good (the bullet club would pull off 1 brief tag title reign over the 8 months or so they stayed together before getting split up without even having a breakup storyline)

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Bill Goldberg posted:

what is the significance of changing "yes" to "yep"

It's how you show solidarity with the poor mistreated hardworking sami and kevin. Management is always trying to hold them down.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

ityool 2018 I'm going to try to remember that smackdown exists.

I already failed at it myself, I only remember literally right now lol

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shima Honnou posted:

I already failed at it myself, I only remember literally right now lol

I'm just early for 205 Live

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

what is the significance of changing "yes" to "yep"

it's much easier to smug-skank to an annoying "yep" than a good, honest "yes"

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
drat, haven't seen a pump handle move in what feels like forever

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

drat, haven't seen a pump handle move in what feels like forever

this is how you can tell road dogg is booking

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
yes he books the moves in the match

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
That was a nice blue rear view arrow

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they should give sami zayn an evil skanking iron sheik gimmick

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
God the blue thunder bomb is extra pretty when he's doing it on someone smaller than him.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

they should give sami zayn an evil skanking iron sheik gimmick

I'd be cool with an evil-skanking Mackenzie Brother gimmick, so he can properly stick it to that hoser Shane McMahon

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