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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Shane's Smackdown Fantasy Camp

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Good guys win again!

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Best Ending of 2018!

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



I just had a one second freakout before i remembered this wasn't a title match.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

WWE Smackdown is Shane McMahon fucks up part XIV for 1/2 :hai:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



MY BOY

MY SKANKING BOY

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
AJ Styles getting chumped on each week is pretty fantastic.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

LOL I don't get this at all if it doesn't result in D Bry wrestling again.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Brock Lesnar never loses on weekly TV. Totally the better champ.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i wish AJ would call kevin and sami a homophobic slur

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

so bryan is just a straight up heel now and it's going to resolve with him fighting shane at mania

okay

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they are really trying to make Bryan a heel i cannot believe this lmao

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

aj isn't very smart, fell for it again!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lmao they really do want me to boo d-bry :xd:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Hey, AJ literally asked for it.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne posted:

Hey, AJ literally asked for it.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
WWE babyfaces ladies and gentlemen.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

That's what he gets for being a flat truther.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

if sami wins the title for the first time as a heel in a handicap match as a subplot of an authority figure feud i'm gonna be pissed

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

John Dudebro posted:

if sami wins the title for the first time as a heel in a handicap match as a subplot of an authority figure feud i'm gonna be pissed

gently caress it give me evil skanking with the title

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

My name is Road Dogg, and this...is Smackdown.

*Jackass theme song starts*

*turns Bryan heel*

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

John Dudebro posted:

if sami wins the title for the first time as a heel in a handicap match as a subplot of an authority figure feud i'm gonna be pissed

they're going to put AJ through a table and then sami will win his first title via a fingerpoke of doom on kevin owens

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
So Cedric is that apprentice Goldust teased 6 months ago?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
That show was the drizzling shits, my God

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

all i want out of wrestling is for it to make me feel the way it did when sami beat neville for the nxt title by staying true to himself and doing the right thing

instead i get Smackdown Live

thank god the a-show, 205 Live, is on

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Gallagher vs Itami. Someone is getting their face broken.

Guess Kendrick being out makes Evil Gallagher the only non-zo train heel on the entire roster.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

god drat it now tj perkins is here i can't even have cruiserweights can i

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Blaise330 posted:

So Cedric is that apprentice Goldust teased 6 months ago?

I hope so! Goldust is criminally underutilized, imo.

Also, between the delightful new avatar and my father's mission of mercy bringing me much-needed cold meds (because he is a good dude), my mood is immensely improved. What a difference two hours and the occasional good match makes!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Benne posted:

That show was the drizzling shits, my God

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Gross, TJP is back. Those 3 months flew by too fast. He's the only wrestler whose twitter game made me hate him MORE.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

Gallagher vs Itami. Someone is getting their face broken.

Guess Kendrick being out makes Evil Gallagher the only non-zo train heel on the entire roster.

i tried to imagine Gallagher in the 'zo train, and then I remembered he looks slightly different as a heel, and I thought of his gloves, and now I'm imagining Gallagher as Ajax from The Warriors


which "works", in a :gonk: sense, as he can use Ajax's famous line "Yeah maybe we oughta run a train on you"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I remember when TJP was feuding with Kendrick and I was blaming bad writing on TJP being so gullible. He'd trust Kendrick and fall for every one of his plans despite Kendrick's theme song literally starting with the line "I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN". Turns out TJP really is that dumb, he defending taking away net neutrality cause "companies wouldnt do anything to make their customers mad".

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Blaise330 posted:

Gross, TJP is back. Those 3 months flew by too fast. He's the only wrestler whose twitter game made me hate him MORE.
Have you never looked at Zigglers twitter?

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Trip Larsen posted:

Have you never looked at Zigglers twitter?

TJP is significantly more gross than Ziggler on twitter. And that's quite an accomplishment.

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