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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001



Lipstick Apathy

Spiral
855 words

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curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

Adventure Awaits!


Fun Shoe

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Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012

If only. THUNDERDOME

prompt

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Grimey Drawer

Eh, I'm up now; let’s get this international megabrawl going!


This brawl shall include:

Defenders of the Shire:

  • sebmojo
  • steeltoedsneakers
  • Yoruichi
  • SurreptitiousMuffin
  • Morning Bell
  • Fumblemouse
  • newtestleper

Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Starbucks Mori:

  • Sitting Here
  • Jay W. Friks
  • Dr. Kloctopussy
  • CantDecideOnAName
  • Uranium Phoenix
  • curlingiron
  • Nethilia


Below is the pool of cryptids from which each team will be choosing. One member of each team must claim each cryptid. This needs to be done by 2/20 at 11:59pm EST.  Feel free to strategize with your team about who picks what/goes up against who, but as soon as a cryptid is claimed in thread, it’s locked.



  • Akkorokamui - Claimed by Sitting Here & sebmojo THEME WORD: FIRE

  • Flatwoods Monster - Claimed by curlingiron & Fumblemouse - THEME WORD: SPARKLE

  • Loch Ness Monster - Claimed by CantDecideOnAName & Morning Bell - THEME WORD: SPIRIT

  • Manananggal - Claimed by Uranium Phoenix & SureptitiousMuffin - THEME WORD: WATER

  • Man-eating Tree - Claimed by Jay W. Friks & steeltoedsneakers - THEME WORD: AIR

  • Tikbalang - Claimed by Dr. Kloctopussy & Yoruichi - THEME WORD: EARTH

  • Wolpertinger - Claimed by Nethilia & newtestleper - THEME WORD: CHAOS



Your story must show the influence of your selected beastie, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to be directly included.


Additionally, after all cryptids have been distributed, each pair will be given a one-word theme to help color their stories. Said word will be somewhat loose and not all that restrictive.  


While you’ll be going head to head against an opponent, the ruling on which team wins will be based on an aggregate of overall quality.


Your brawl entries are due by March 1st, 11:59pm EST, and you have 1,000 words to make something memorable.  If you toxxed in, you know what’s at stake. Please keep in mind, I also have a box of shameful avatars that I’m ready to slap on the rear end of anyone who lets their team down.


Now go.



GO GO GO!

Chili fucked around with this message at Feb 20, 2018 around 06:01

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

Chili posted:

Eh, I'm up now; let’s get this international megabrawl going!


This brawl shall include:


Defenders of the Shire:


  • sebmojo

  • steeltoedsneakers

  • Yoruichi

  • SurreptitiousMuffin

  • Morning Bell

  • Fumblemouse

  • newtestleper



Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Starbucks Mori:


  • Sitting Here

  • Jay W. Friks

  • Dr. Kloctopussy

  • CantDecideOnAName

  • Uranium Phoenix

  • curlingiron

  • Nethilia



Below is the pool of cryptids from which each team will be choosing. One member of each team must claim each cryptid. This needs to be done by 2/20 at 11:59pm EST.  Feel free to strategize with your team about who picks what/goes up against who, but as soon as a cryptid is claimed in thread, it’s locked.




Your story must show the influence of your selected beastie, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to be directly included.


Additionally, after all cryptids have been distributed, each pair will be given a one-word theme to help color their stories. Said word will be somewhat loose and not all that restrictive.  


While you’ll be going head to head against an opponent, the ruling on which team wins will be based on an aggregate of overall quality.


Your brawl entries are due by March 1st, 11:59pm EST, and you have 1,000 words to make something memorable.  If you toxxed in, you know what’s at stake. Please keep in mind, I also have a box of shameful avatars that I’m ready to slap on the rear end of anyone who lets their team down.


Now go.



GO GO GO!

in with the wolpertinger Akkorokamui

Sitting Here fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2018 around 08:35

Nethilia
Oct 17, 2012

Hullabalooza '96
Easily Depressed
Teenagers Edition


(12:28:36 AM) newtestleper: I'm just gonna pick whatever Neth does and beat her

Wolpertinger it is.

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003


Fine wolpertinger

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


Exmond posted:

Practice what you preach. If you want to get rid of the narrative structure you should be accepting of other forms of stories.
What is a ... joke?

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Jokes.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


Also I am in the brawl with that fuckin Aswang. Gimme dat good good Manananggal.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


What are we?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

What is a ... joke?

pick your monster you impossible whining giblet

e: better

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

Sitting Here posted:

in with the wolpertinger Akkorokamui

Me too

Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010

'Read over your compositions, and when you meet a passage which you think is particularly fine, spin up the goddam chaingun.' -Robot Santa Claus

Interprompt: Explain a joke.

250 words. As if interprompt wc matters.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Grimey Drawer

Sh, wolpertinger goes to you. Stated in the prompt, once it's claimed, it's locked. It's advised that y'all talk your choices out to avoid further mishaps.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


Tired: shitposting
Wired: poo poo posting

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Grimey Drawer

Oh Jesus Christ now y'all picked based on who incorrectly picked things..... Uch.

Ok sh, your edit counts since ntl picked to go up against a person who picked the other thing...

Grrr. No more of that though. When a thing is picked, it goes to that person.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


big ole dicks

big ole dinger dongers

cocks and such

Yoruichi
Sep 21, 2017

Time for tea and Thunderdome

I claim the Tikbalang. Bring it Seattle.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

k well i'm going to write about the akkorokamui so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


im gonna write about penises so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me

big floppy donkey dicks

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Write what you know.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


thats bad advice because i cant write about big dicks any more

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Write.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


What do you know?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

I got it wrong. Look, I'm well aware I got it wrong and uh, I got it wrong.


k i will write what i know

nothing

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010

If you must blink, do it now.


Gold star.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

Sitting Here posted:

k well i'm going to write about the akkorokamui so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me

i'll rules lawyer you if by that you mean

curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

Adventure Awaits!


Fun Shoe

Flatwoods Monster, please!

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003


10:39 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc wanna fight me with the Tikbalang?
...
10:48 PM <DocKloc> Yeah, as long as our special word isn't horse
10:49 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc PONIES
10:49 PM <DocKloc> Oh god drat it
10:50 PM <DocKloc> I didn't even look to see what the tikbalang was
10:50 PM <sh> lol
10:50 PM <DocKloc> Should have loving known



I'll still do it subject to above stated conditions, though

Dr. Kloctopussy fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2018 around 09:04

Yoruichi
Sep 21, 2017

Time for tea and Thunderdome

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

10:39 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc wanna fight me with the Tikbalang?
...
10:48 PM <DocKloc> Yeah, as long as our special word isn't horse
10:49 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc PONIES
10:49 PM <DocKloc> Oh god drat it
10:50 PM <DocKloc> I didn't even look to see what the tikbalang was
10:50 PM <sh> lol
10:50 PM <DocKloc> Should have loving known

steeltoedsneakers
Jul 26, 2016


Iíll take a man-eating tree.

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003



10:51 PM <DocKloc> This coming up while I'm watching Holy Grail, I'm just going to write about coconuts

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

Chili posted:

muffle wuffle muffle muff huffle.

Warf. WARF!

Gnarrrrble, blarble. BLAR. BLE.

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003


Wolpertinger the literal shittest thing ever

Morning Bell
Feb 23, 2006



Illegal Hen

I will savage the Seattlelites while riding atop the Loch Ness Monster.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

newtestleper posted:

Wolpertinger the literal shittest thing ever

I think you will find that is: Seattle.

Fumblemouse
Mar 21, 2013


STANDARD
DEVIANT


Grimey Drawer

curlingiron posted:

Flatwoods Monster, please!

Curlingirons and Flatwoods - Count me in on this monstrous golf joke.

Aesclepia
Dec 5, 2013
Next verse same as the first.

Thranguy posted:

Interprompt: Explain a joke.

250 words. As if interprompt wc matters.

What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

Has my life had meaning? Did I procreate enough? I'm not sure 2 million was enough. Mmm, fecal matter.

Its rear end!

But...

Exactly! Because the speed of the moving vehicle propels the rear end end through the head, so very literally, the rear end goes through the head!

That only makes sense if the bug is facing the windshield.

Look, it's supposed to be a joke.

Aesclepia fucked around with this message at Feb 19, 2018 around 15:12

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Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

I failed to submit because I was so excited about New Zealander Tim Price winning the Burghley Horse Trials on the quirky but freakishly talented Ringwood Sky Boy

Thranguy posted:

Interprompt: Explain a joke.

250 words. As if interprompt wc matters.

Beethoven's Favorite Fruit

No, you have to say it right. You can't just say banana you have to say it like this: banana. See the difference?

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