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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk

Antivehicular posted:


Your random story is Unorthodox methods by Auraboks!

Your found object is "Decoration Day!"

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I won a rosette in the Thunderdome


Submissions are closed. If you want to be the third judge, you have about 12 hours to say as much.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Grimey Drawer

I can't judge, obviously, but if your short on crit givers I can donate a set to the week.

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

I failed to submit because I was so excited about New Zealander Tim Price winning the Burghley Horse Trials on the quirky but freakishly talented Ringwood Sky Boy

Interprompt:
Trains are pretty cool!
125 words.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.

Tyrannosaurus posted:

Interprompt:
Trains are pretty cool!
125 words.

Refrigerator Car (121 words)

I wake, and wonder why I am not dead. My fingers brush the bullet holes, but feel only numbness. Beneath me lie jagged, icy somethings. The room rocks and clacks. A train car. Cold penetrates through to my bones.

In the flickering beam of my flashlight I behold the mound. The bodies of my fellow protesters lie jumbled and frozen. I expect revulsion or grief, but find my stomach growling. Yet some new and alien instinct tells me that these empty husks will not sate me.

I wait.

The train slows, then stops. The doors open and blinding light floods the car. Warm bodies enter. Soldiers. Their scent teases my nostrils.

I rise, and to a chorus of screams, I feed.

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

a little less conversation and a little more filthy rodents


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