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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Spiffster posted:

Yeah because she’d be president

rip the rock, died of beestings before the inauguration

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Everyone anchored on wrestlers real good

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

GreyjoyBastard posted:

rip the rock, died of beestings before the inauguration

At least we all have cars now and all the honey we could want :shrug:

Boon posted:

Everyone anchored on wrestlers real good

Never forget the Rock and Sock connection :swoon:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 16:

True Blue Triumph - 196
Saladin Rising - 193
Rex-Goliath - 187
Pleads - 166
Brigadier Sockface - 164
N00ba the Hutt - 163
Jethro - 162
Ogmius815 - 162
Agronox - 160
DC Murderverse - 159
GreyjoyBastard - 158
Qwertyman - 156
The Iron Llama - 155
The Glumslinger - 152
Silly Season - 152
Spiffster - 150
Von Metternich - 149
Julio Cruz - 148
tentative8e8op - 147
Boon - 142
HisMajestyBOB - 138
Otherkinsey - 137
KickerOfMice - 137
Gyges - 135
Blind Pineapple - 132
Kloaded00 - 131
Gen. Ripper - 130
Rappaport - 129
Seiferguy - 129
Mustached Demon - 125
exmarx - 124
AKA Pseudonym - 123
Billzasilver - 123
Sundae - 121
Xerzes - 119
BrianBoitano - 118
TheNewt - 113
Pikavangelist - 111
nimby - 109
capfalcon - 104
Riatsala - 103
Helen Highwater - 99
Five Year Plan - 83
Junior G-Man - 75
Duke Igthorn - 72
SaturdayKnight - 70
Polygynous - 65
Meydey - 60
HoottheOwl - 37
MageMage - 31

A race for the top spot between True Blue Triumph and SaladinRising, and a whole load of people still alive for the fourth and fifth avatar change spots.

The second of our morbid questions.

17. This is the next country that will have a nuclear weapon detonated within its borders.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
How did no one else guess Zuck

They're a match made in hell

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 17: 17. This is the next country that will have a nuclear weapon detonated within it's borders.

North Korea - 28
Helen Highwater
Rex-Goliath
Pleads
Kloaded00
Sundae
TheNewt
The Glumslinger
N00ba the Hutt
Silly Season
exmarx
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
Jethro
nimby
Julio Cruz
Boon
BrianBoitano
Meydey
Von Metternich
Agronox
Blind Pineapple
Ogmius815
Saladin Rising
Spiffster
tentative8e8op
HisMajestyBOB
Five Year Plan
Junior G-Man

the united states - 10
Otherkinsey
Gen. Ripper
Duke Igthorn
capfalcon
Brigadier Sockface
AKA Pseudonym
MageMage
Gyges
Qwertyman
GreyjoyBastard

South Korea - 3
DC Murderverse
Mustached Demon
Billzasilver

ACES:

France - Pikavangelist
Crownlands (by wildfire or dragon) - HoottheOwl
China - Riatsala
Russia - Xerzes
Japan. - Rappaport
Pakistan - SaturdayKnight
In anger? Madagascar. - KickerOfMice
whichever one Kashmir is in - Polygynous
Guam - Seiferguy

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
gently caress

guess i'm paying for my own av

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 17:

True Blue Triumph - 224
Saladin Rising - 221
Rex-Goliath - 215
Pleads - 194
N00ba the Hutt - 191
Jethro - 190
Ogmius815 - 190
Agronox - 188
The Iron Llama - 183
The Glumslinger - 180
Silly Season - 180
Spiffster - 178
Von Metternich - 177
Julio Cruz - 176
tentative8e8op - 175
Brigadier Sockface - 174
Boon - 170
GreyjoyBastard - 168
Qwertyman - 166
HisMajestyBOB - 166
DC Murderverse - 162
Blind Pineapple - 160
Kloaded00 - 159
exmarx - 152
Sundae - 149
Otherkinsey - 147
BrianBoitano - 146
Gyges - 145
TheNewt - 141
Gen. Ripper - 140
KickerOfMice - 138
nimby - 137
AKA Pseudonym - 133
Rappaport - 130
Seiferguy - 130
Mustached Demon - 128
Helen Highwater - 127
Billzasilver - 126
Xerzes - 120
capfalcon - 114
Pikavangelist - 112
Five Year Plan - 111
Riatsala - 104
Junior G-Man - 103
Meydey - 88
Duke Igthorn - 82
SaturdayKnight - 71
Polygynous - 66
MageMage - 41
HoottheOwl - 38

Races:

-True Blue Triumph maintains a 3 point lead over Saladin Rising for 1st.
-N00ba the Hutt has a 1 point lead over Jethro and Ogmius815 for the fifth and final spot.
-HoottheOwl has a -3 lead over MageMage for last place.

One last question!

18. What is Barack Obama doing at this very moment?


Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
crap, I might get some points on this one

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 18: 18. What is Barack Obama doing at this very moment?

getting high - 12
Otherkinsey
Rex-Goliath
HoottheOwl
Sundae
Riatsala
MageMage
BrianBoitano
GreyjoyBastard
Saladin Rising
KickerOfMice
Polygynous
Five Year Plan

Laughing - 7
N00ba the Hutt
The Iron Llama
Duke Igthorn
TheNewt
Boon
SaturdayKnight
HisMajestyBOB

Vacationing - 5
Brigadier Sockface
AKA Pseudonym
Ogmius815
Agronox
capfalcon

Making love to his wife - 5
True Blue Triumph
Qwertyman
Mustached Demon
Spiffster
Seiferguy

Writing his memoirs - 4
The Glumslinger
Silly Season
Gen. Ripper
nimby

golfing - 2
exmarx
Julio Cruz

Shooting hoops - 2
Gyges
Meydey

ACES:

Playing XBox - Helen Highwater
Being awesome - Pleads
Reenacting that photo of Homer Simpson smoking 50 cigarettes at once - Pikavangelist
Drinking - Kloaded00
Praying to the Koran in his birthplace, Kenya - DC Murderverse
Jackin' It - Jethro
Making a white man do his gardening - Xerzes
Eating cookies and milk. - Rappaport
Loving his family - Billzasilver
Dabbing - Von Metternich
Eating Dijon mustard in a tan suit - Blind Pineapple
coffee emoji - tentative8e8op
Making money speaking to banks like the neoliberal shill he is - Junior G-Man

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

C. Everett Koop posted:

Reenacting that photo of Homer Simpson smoking 50 cigarettes at once - Pikavangelist

lmao

e: tied for third last, success

Polygynous fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jan 17, 2018

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
FINAL SCORES!!!!!!!

Scores after question 18:

Saladin Rising - 233
True Blue Triumph - 229
Rex-Goliath - 227
N00ba the Hutt - 198
Pleads - 195
Ogmius815 - 195
Agronox - 193
Jethro - 191
The Iron Llama - 190
The Glumslinger - 184
Silly Season - 184
Spiffster - 183
GreyjoyBastard - 180
Brigadier Sockface - 179
Julio Cruz - 178
Von Metternich - 178
Boon - 177
tentative8e8op - 176
HisMajestyBOB - 173
Qwertyman - 171
DC Murderverse - 163
Sundae - 161
Blind Pineapple - 161
Kloaded00 - 160
Otherkinsey - 159
BrianBoitano - 158
exmarx - 154
KickerOfMice - 150
TheNewt - 148
Gyges - 147
Gen. Ripper - 144
nimby - 141
AKA Pseudonym - 138
Seiferguy - 135
Mustached Demon - 133
Rappaport - 131
Helen Highwater - 128
Billzasilver - 127
Five Year Plan - 123
Xerzes - 121
capfalcon - 119
Riatsala - 116
Pikavangelist - 113
Junior G-Man - 104
Meydey - 90
Duke Igthorn - 89
SaturdayKnight - 78
Polygynous - 78
MageMage - 53
HoottheOwl - 50

Congrats to Saladin Rising, who came from behind on the final question to capture first place and win the 2018 D&D Sheep Game!

Winners of the avatar change are True Blue Triumph, Rex-Goliath, N00ba the Hutt, and a tie for the fifth and final spot between Pleads and ogmius815!. I'll leave it up to R. Guyovich on how he wants to distribute the avatars and what he wants to do for a tie-breaker, if not both winning.

Also congrats to HoottheOwl for finishing last, though their shoot the moon attempt failed early and after misspelling Jon Snow's name I wouldn't have given them that honor anyway :dealwithit:

Thanks for playing everyone, most of you managed to follow the instructions in submitting your answers! Be sure to check out the sheep game over in C-SPAM where you can win a Piss Tape is Real hat!

C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jan 17, 2018

SaturdayKnight
Mar 31, 2011

Polygynous posted:

e: tied for third last, success

:(:hf::(

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
Thank you for running this. I'd never heard of the "sheep game"* but it was fun.

* basically a Keynesian beauty contest!

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Oh man. I hope R. Guyovich doesn't hold the fact that I'm such a lovely poster against me in his judgment :ohdear:.

Ogmius815 fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jan 17, 2018

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
congratulations to you top five bastards, especially the ones who disagreed with me on important votes

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Good job everyone. I’m proud to have ranked lucky number 13.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Polygynous posted:

Tom Hanks?

no one with me on The Rock / Kid Rock 2020, sad

They both appeared on SNL and said they would run together as a joke. At least that's why I picked him!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Point of Order: Your tabulation for my score on question 16 is incorrect. I technically gave the same answer as everyone but HoottheOwl , AKA Pseudonym, and Rappaport.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the top six posters must post here with what avatar they'd want, complete with title text. doing the bbcode for me would be nice but isn't necessary.

because there was a tie, a randomly selected winner will get an avatar of my choosing!!!! enjoy the wheel of fate, mother fuckers

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Aww for the house and senate # of seats question I went with Nate Silver's answers. I knew goons either wouldn't trust him or wouldn't bother looking it up :sad:

I'll buy an avatar for someone else if they make/find a fun one for me to buy myself. PM or reply in here, but be clear in your post that it's for me so the esteemed Guyovich doesn't think you're trying to claim a winner prize.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

I honestly can't believe I did as well as I did. Thanks for doing this C. Everett Koop!

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i just got this av and don’t feel like changing it so i’m gonna donate my winnings to the fifth/sixth tie breaker

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007
I was fifth until I bombed the US instead of North Korea :negative:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Rappaport posted:

I honestly can't believe I did as well as I did. Thanks for doing this C. Everett Koop!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

C. Everett Koop posted:

Also congrats to HoottheOwl for finishing last, though their shoot the moon attempt failed early and after misspelling Jon Snow's name I wouldn't have given them that honor anyway :dealwithit:llow the instructions in submitting your answers! Be sure to check out the sheep game over in C-SPAM where you can win a Piss Tape is Real hat!

Name one instance where he spells his name like that.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
I have not won, ALAS.

And yeah Everett, that was fun! TY!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Not bad for my first go around, but still kicking that poor wording choice from earlier. Alas :shrug:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I believed in you Terry

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Gyges posted:

Point of Order: Your tabulation for my score on question 16 is incorrect. I technically gave the same answer as everyone but HoottheOwl , AKA Pseudonym, and Rappaport.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct. NO CHANGE.

HootTheOwl posted:

Name one instance where he spells his name like that.

https://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/cast-and-crew/jon-snow

I haven't read the books (or watched the show) and even I know that Jon Snow isn't spelled with an H.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

C. Everett Koop posted:

Technically correct, the best kind of correct. NO CHANGE.


https://www.hbo.com/game-of-thrones/cast-and-crew/jon-snow

I haven't read the books (or watched the show) and even I know that Jon Snow isn't spelled with an H.

Yes, that's how HBO spells it. but how does John spell it? Has anyone ever seen him write his name? In books or in film?

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Lol, I loving won, I wasn't expecting that. This was fun as hell, thanks for doing this C. Everett Koop.

I await the Donald Trump vs Corey Booker 2020 matchup, and I'm glad to see some optimism in those answers, I wasn't sure if I was going against the optimism tide or not.

I was originally fade5, if the 2016 regdate makes people curious.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 15: 15. The Star-Spangled Banner is racist. What should America's new national anthem be?

America, gently caress Yeah! - Pleads
I was very tempted to put this one, so don't feel bad Pleads.

Brigadier Sockface posted:

I was fifth until I bombed the US instead of North Korea :negative:
The question didn't specify the kind of nuking, and North Korea wins in two ways: they're basically the only country that tests nukes, and they're the only one crazy enough to get into nuclear exchange.

E:

R. Guyovich posted:

the top six posters must post here with what avatar they'd want, complete with title text. doing the bbcode for me would be nice but isn't necessary.

because there was a tie, a randomly selected winner will get an avatar of my choosing!!!! enjoy the wheel of fate, mother fuckers
I'm actually rather happy with my AV, so I'd like to request the Archives Upgrade for my account, if that's possible.

Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jan 17, 2018

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Boon posted:

I believed in you Terry



Actually, could someone make this avatar sized for me?

True Blue Triumph
Apr 10, 2009


I finally lost the lead because I forgot choom gang. I have brought great shame on my family. Congrats SaladinRising, it seems you are the true ur-poligoon today, and thanks for running the game, Koop.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress! Now everyone knows how dumb I am! It was a tightly gaurded secret until onw.

Edit: someone bookmark this so we can get extra points if our answers turn out to be correct.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I tripped at the goddamn finish line. Two aces in the last 3 questions, ugh.

Saladin Rising posted:

I was very tempted to put this one, so don't feel bad Pleads.

Everyone ELSE should feel bad, imho.


Uhh I don't have a new av in mind give me a hot minute to think and execute.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
I may have lost the game but I am still a winner

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

I didn’t get around to signing up but wouldn’t have mattered; I totally thought number 1 would be gorilla channel hands down.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Man I don't know anything about the goon hive mind. That's probably a good thing overall?

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True Blue Triumph
Apr 10, 2009


Sup R. Guyovich, I would like the following avatar: https://i.imgur.com/JmefA38.png
With the caption [color="gray"]Oh God, why...?[/color] ideally centered, but I am not good at bbcode.

I feel this encapsulates the two most important aspects of my posting: wasting time on cell phone games for idiots, and self-medicating my unremitting GOP-inflicted existential dread with whiskey sours. Thank you.

edit: oh god why i am so terrible at the internet. giving this another try.

True Blue Triumph fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Jan 19, 2018

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