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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




look at this thing


a community college production of pirates of penzance beard
a "one for showgirls please" beard
a fake state farm twin beard

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016



barber shop clippings: the beard

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




a dearest mother it is very cold at the front and there is little food beard

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




a complaint to the manager about a women-only screening of wonder woman beard

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007






Grimey Drawer

I don't like Stephen Curry as a basketball player (or his team)

His basketball is very good. His beard is shameful.

Steph got a beard lookin' like bubbles in the bath on his face except it's hair.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




not a good look with those tiny earlobes

seriously lol at those weak-rear end lobes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

its like he wanted to look like a big boy so he put dryer lent on his face

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




a tried weed for the first time last week beard

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

I tell you the truth: one of you chumps will betray me


i wish wesley willis was still alive so he could make a song about how steph curry should cut off that beard

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007






Grimey Drawer

chunkles posted:

i wish wesley willis was still alive so he could make a song about how steph curry should cut off that beard

STEEEEEEEEEEEPH CURRYYYYYYYYY

STEEEEEEEEEEPHHHH CURRRYYYYYYY

STEPH CURRY PLAYS BAKITBALL

I DO NOT LIKE HIS FACE

HIS BEARD LOOKS LIKE MY PUBIC HAIR

(I tried, and likely failed. Like Steph Curry growing a beard.)

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

wisp of tow

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016



a cartoon fart around his face, steph is eager to renew his friendship with kevin

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


boyyyyyyyy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012



steven curry believes in conversion therapy and has a foot fetish

BWV
Feb 24, 2005




bitch glued hair on his face

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012



A my girlfriend likes it and won't let me shave that's why I have it beard

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

1950s early Technicolor film ethnic villain played by a white guy in brownface


With Thad Calloway as the Sinister Abdul Azziz!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


a why would you buy an nes classic just build a raspberry pi for emulators beard

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


Stiev Awt posted:

a why would you buy an nes classic just build a raspberry pi for emulators beard

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015




A I can't go out tonight I have to grind a raid with my guild beard.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012



Stiev Awt posted:

a why would you buy an nes classic just build a raspberry pi for emulators beard

BWV
Feb 24, 2005




the beard of someone who says "actually" more than 100 times a day.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...


"But what's this long face about, Mr. Durant; wilt thou not chase the white whale? art not game for Moby Dick?"



"I am game for his crooked jaw, and for the jaws of Death too, Captain Curry, if it fairly comes in the way of the business we follow; but I came here to hunt rings, not my commander's vengeance. How many titles will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Curry? it will not fetch thee much in the TV market."

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Juaguocio posted:

"But what's this long face about, Mr. Durant; wilt thou not chase the white whale? art not game for Moby Dick?"



"I am game for his crooked jaw, and for the jaws of Death too, Captain Curry, if it fairly comes in the way of the business we follow; but I came here to hunt rings, not my commander's vengeance. How many titles will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Curry? it will not fetch thee much in the TV market."

holy macaroni

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016



holy macaroni art beard

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012



Do whales have good farts you think?

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...


Well, whale puke is used in perfume, so

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016



precious ambergris

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