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Wazzu posted:Well duh- but how? I find it fascinating to see what happens- exactly like how everyone says WWE booking is predictable, and then the prediction game shows that WWE can still surprise us. ok WWE Universal: Lesnar vs. Roman. Roman wins. Crowd boos. WWE Heavyweight: Cena vs. Styles. Cena wins his third Rumble to tie Austin as having the most, says this is the last time he'll ever challenge for a title for blah blah blah faaaaaaaaaaaart it'll be a good match but still. Cena wins. Shane/Nakamura/Orton vs. Bryan/Owens/Zayn: WWE finally let's Bryan "wrestle". He gets taken out early in the most gentle of ways and his head is encased in foam to ensure nothing rattles his brain. Shane jumps off the roof off the :checks event location: Superdome. Owens wins. Smackdown Women: Asuka vs. Charlotte. Asuka wins the Women's Rumble but SWERVEZ everyone and goes after Charlotte instead. Ronda Rousey is nowhere to be seen, which is good because her wrestling debut should be the main event of whatever PPV she debuts at. Real talk: if they're serious about ever having the women main event a Wrestlemania, Ronda/Charlotte this year would be the match and it'd save the event from ending with another chorus of Roman boos, but that they haven't started the hype train makes me think that ain't happening. Trips vs. Kurt: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart yes hello it is I kurt's secret son turns on his dad and no one cares faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartttttttttttttt Raw Women: Alexa Bliss vs. Nikki Bella. Nikki's presence is the only thing keeping this on the main card and not the pre card. Nikki wins. Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt: you're getting the Demon vs. Sister Abigail program whether you loving want it or not. In a different and better world you'd be getting Wyatt Family vs.  IC: Miz vs. Seth Rollins. Midcard Mike gets his IC belt back from Roman to free Roman for his Brock match. Rollins and Jordan lose the tag belts to either the Bar or Revival. Rollins has nothing better to do tbh. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman: people are hyped for this match. Strowman squashes Joe. People are let down once again and feel bad that they tried to kick the football and failed once more. Andre Battle Royal: Shaq wins throwing Gronk out last. PRESHOW Smackdown tag: Usos vs. Bludgeon Bros. lol usos still don't make the main card. Raw tag: Bar vs. Revival. Are there any face tag teams on Raw once Jordan/Rollins lose? Cruiserweight: Enzo vs. Itami. Itami wins. No one's in their seats to care. Facebook exclusive lady clusterfuck: someone wins but no one can confirm it at some point Matt hardy yells delete a lot and new day jiggle and poo poo
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hello I have decided to amend my picks Charlotte vs. Ronda Rousey - smackdown women's title. women main event wrestlemania. Ronda goes over then personally hands the title over to Steph who ascends to godhood as the creator of women's wrestling cena vs. undertaker. why we don't know. Brock vs. Roman - universal title. Roman wins. Brock goes away for a while and may never come back who knows. AJ vs. Nakamura - world title. AJ goes over. Asuka vs. Alexa - raw women's title. Asuka wins in a five minute match that's shorter than her entrance. Alexa does 90% of the offense then Asuka does 2-3 moves and wins. hhh vs. kurt - hhh's entrance takes longer than asuka/alexa's match jason jordan vs. seth rollins - jordan is fully heel and thus the crowd is 100% behind him now owens/zayn/bryan vs. shane/orton handicap match. daniel bryan is literally encased in one of those plastic bouncey balls you roll down hills in. shane jumps off the....poo poo where is this again....whatever he jumps off the roof and doesn't die braun strowman vs. kane. lol finn vs. miz or bullet club vs. miztourage, either or, ic belt on the line either way us title ladder match: roode/mojo/corbin/jinder/ryder/rusev/dillinger. somehow dolph ends up winning and/or taking the biggest bump preshow! ARMBAR: shaq throws out gronk to win raw tag: bar vs. revival. revival win and get challenged by AoP the next night. smackdown tag gauntlet: usos/new day/gable & shelton/not wyatts. usos left off main card again due to whichever one's dui. not wyatt's win. bayley/sasha/nia/mandy/sonya vs. becky/carmella/riott skwad. smackdown wins when every member of the team pins bayley hardy and wyatt dueling weirdoff instead of a match
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