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when elected i will mandate the guillotine for all bad posters. i will be the first to feel its freeing steel
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Taintrunner posted:obama was a bad President pee pee, doo doo
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:It's sixty in upstate New York unsung benefit of climate change: easier to trick-or-treat in skimpy costumes
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Frog Act posted:uh only children trick or treat  in finding this again, I discovered that it's the last comic tim kreider made before 9/11, which is kind of funny, I guess
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were I to have my druthers she’d be behind every single ceo on this dying gay earth, but this scheduling is flexible
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GalacticAcid posted:Honestly I think it's great that they're keeping Monticello's heritage alive by enriching themselves without performing any labor 
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Former DILF posted:did anyone say kashoggi hoagie yet gently caress
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I’ve only read the first dune. but isn’t the nature of the butlerian jihad something we’ll never know cause herbert died?
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buncha lovely poors, probably many of them foreign, making them do things like homework, despite the size of their family's endowment to the university
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there's probably a good chunk of people who think that the pinkertons were extremely cool and good. don't prove this to me
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Teal posted:guillotine goons imho i volunteer this is a patent pending Choose Ur Own Joke™ in which the gag is whichever you think is funnier - whether I'm volunteering to be the executioner or the victim. we expect to raise $400 million off of this disruption to the comedy industry
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MeatwadIsGod posted:So a pharma corporation named Catalyst now has exclusive rights to a very effective drug for treating a rare neuromuscular condition called LEMS. The drug was given away for free by its previous manufacturer for the last 20 years. Now Catalyst has exclusive rights to it for the next 7 years, and based on their earnings call last month, they anticipate each patient with LEMS will generate $375,00 per year in profits. sounds like a beautiful triumph of capitalism
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Screaming Idiot posted:I've talked about it at length with everyone I know who won't snitch and most of them refuse out of fear of losing their jobs if we try, which is a good possibility because the guy running the business has enough spare capital to dissolve and rebuild and there's enough out of work people that he could just replace us all. It's a goddamn call center and he gets paid to have people on phones -- they don't have to be competent people. call center? arrange a company-wide screening of sorry to bother you. bing bing bong
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Moridin920 posted:Also yeah that owns lmfao what dork rear end bought you that red text
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sounds like the guy's already in a union called the monarchy
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the dallas creamer junior e: oh that’s the year I’m dumb. still sounds funny
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:The only real good part of golf is the part where you drink cheap light beer while walking around in nature with your friends and don't get harassed by some landowner or the cops for it. It'd be just as good if it was just a nature trail you could drink at without being harassed. this is why disc golf exists, to the joy of stoners across the world
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GalacticAcid posted:Don’t be dumb itt how
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2016 truly was the end of history..........
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Anarchist Mae posted:I know right? Like, if you idiots don't vote, even if it's for Joe Biden, then it's going to go to Trump again. I’m voting for bernie in 2020, the question is whether it’s as a write-in or as the dem nominee 
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Ditocoaf posted:"Socialist >>>>>>> Liberal > Facist" "You think Liberals are slightly less harmful than facists? That makes you a loving liberal." 
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Main Paineframe posted:Obama's favorite economic advisor has some thoughts about wealth taxes comrade summers understands that reformism is a dead end and the rich must know the justice of the guillotine
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Peanut President posted:dang isn't 30 celsius like 0 in real temps? naw, other way around, 30F is near 0C. i cannot allow any misunderstandings of the metric system. sarcasm is irrelevant. lincoln chafee will triumph
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Chillgamesh posted:if ever an image deserved to be the forum background, this would be it Giga Gaia posted:
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every libertarian thinks they’d be one of the powerful warlords, every “ideas guy” thinks they’d be a visionary genius, and every capitalist thinks they’d be rockefeller but more cunning
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T-man posted:I like how combo locks, which lockpick youtube has taught me break super easy, is the big idea. Also lol at bomb collars irl i will simply defuse them using my battlefield experience in new vegas: dead money
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oopsie woopsie, we made a lil fucky wucky and enabled an international child sex trafficking ring. our accountants are working vewy hawd to cover it up
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Tomfoolery posted:Is it really too much to ask that people grow webbed feet and drink their own piss? this would be extremely unfair to people who already have webbed feet and a thirst for piss, like myself
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lmao I was already saying "jesus christ" out loud by step 2. should've saved it for step 4
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:honestly if you won a revolution why wouldn't you try to build your own god there's a nerd-rear end joke about the numidium in here somewhere
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look, we don't want to kill any humans, if there's even a hint that the guy actually is one then we must try to rehabilitate him
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it's already lame, but the little explainer that, heh, it's the name, do you get it really gives it that musky odor
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you guys are getting paid??
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T-man posted:i didn't get one i was like six stop making me feel old you poo poo
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Hodgepodge posted:it represents a number of potential derails. all of these are extremely tedious and dumb. fortunately there is a timeline i call 'the golden path' where someone posts an example of the rich and powerful deserving death and we talk about that instead. personally i’m, like my president, a fan of the golden arc
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poors are "money-oriented," which is shameful the rich are "responding to incentives," which is laudable
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I've said some mildly left-wing things but none of those. say the communist thing or gently caress off
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indigi posted:no they wouldn't lol. a Ferrari is primarily a race car, people don't "need" race cars. would locomotives also be produced to demand? would everyone have their own train? what kind of fake-rear end communist doesn't want the world to be encircled by billions of trains Breakfast All Day posted:all socialist societies are post-race lol
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