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The Golden Globes are on tonight! As usual they will be questionably awarded to whoever the HFPA wanted to give a hand job to this year, but in a change of pace, there will hopefully be some people talking about how bad serial abusers are! Hosted by Seth Meyers because if they gave the mic to Ricky Gervais he'd probably make a million jokes that are too uncomfortable for rich assholes who run things. Everyone is wearing black today to support Time's Up! which is an organization started to fight against sexual harassment and abuse in all careers and workplaces, not just Hollywood. It's pretty cool and maybe later I'll put a link in the OP for people to donate. Post about fashion and speeches and who did or did not deserve to win, but remember, these people nominated The Tourist for a bunch of awards and it sucked poo poo, so nothing actually matters.
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Here's a link to donate to the Time's Up Legal Defense Fund. It's a little funny that it's just a GoFundMe but I'm ignoring that because it's a good cause. Also, I'm TOXXing myself here: I will donate $20 to Time's Up for every star who has been in a Woody Allen movie who is asked about Woody Allen on the red carpet, as well as every Woody Allen joke made during the ceremony. I'll donate $20 if, like I expect to happen, everyone clams up. Join me!
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Jan 8, 2018 01:10
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John Goodman looks so old
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Jan 8, 2018 01:46
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every time JT shows up on the tv i yell "ask him about wonder wheel" but they won't because red carpet interviewers have less of a spine than your average jellyfish
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Jan 8, 2018 01:54
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reminder: golden globes are so early in the year because the Oscars moved their nomination announcement back to before the Globes and it made them completely irrelevant
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Jan 8, 2018 02:02
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million percent certain the "hollywood foreign press is three words trump hates" joke was made last year
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Jan 8, 2018 02:04
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I always liked Seth Meyers. Dude seems genuine. Also never stop making jokes at the expense of the rapists
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Jan 8, 2018 02:06
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oh drat
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Jan 8, 2018 02:06
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one woody allen joke: $20 to Time's Up. it was a kinda lame joke but still
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Jan 8, 2018 02:07
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that's some terrible delivery for a great actress, Chastain
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Jan 8, 2018 02:09
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I hope Amy Poehler just takes over as host from here
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Jan 8, 2018 02:10
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Lets just move on to the awards part please.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:12
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That In Memoriam joke was great.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:14
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did she mention reese at all?
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Jan 8, 2018 02:16
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keith urban gets his hair styled by the person who did Jennifer Aniston's hair during Friends.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:17
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DC Murderverse posted:did she mention reese at all? Nope, and you could tell she was a little peeved.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:18
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What's the thing in that dudes pocket covering up the pin
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Jan 8, 2018 02:20
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Is there a reason why she left out Reese Witherspoon, that was odd.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:20
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Woody Harrelson is awesome in 3 Billboards and I think he did better than Rockwell, although all of the actors in that movie were awesome.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:20
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Le Saboteur posted:Is there a reason why she left out Reese Witherspoon, that was odd. i think i've heard rumors that the two were at odds with each other a lot during production of Big Little Lies. which makes this: https://twitter.com/samuelaadams/status/950174889222311937 the most impressive bit of acting I've seen out of Reese in a few years
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Jan 8, 2018 02:22
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Le Saboteur posted:Is there a reason why she left out Reese Witherspoon, that was odd. I thought she did at the beginning
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Jan 8, 2018 02:22
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These speeches seem so rushed.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:23
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DC Murderverse posted:i think i've heard rumors that the two were at odds with each other a lot during production of Big Little Lies. which makes this: They had a moment at the Emmys last year where they were literally struggling over the trophy. https://twitter.com/PatrikSandberg/status/909845505378832384
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Jan 8, 2018 02:23
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I thought she did at the beginning Yeah, she was the second person she thanked, after her kids.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:24
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Problematic Pigeon posted:Yeah, she was the second person she thanked, after her kids. oh, never mind then somewhat relatedly i heard a hilarious rumor that the reason Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't nominated for awards for Stronger this year was because Mark Wahlberg was pissed that he missed out on the part/pissed that no one thought his performance in his Boston Marathon Bombing movie was any good and he went on a one man campaign to gently caress up Gyllenhaal's awards chances (which Gyllenhaal doesn't really care about anyways, so he didn't bother fighting back)
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Jan 8, 2018 02:26
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TALK ABOUT HOW RACIST HE WAS, ZAC
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Jan 8, 2018 02:26
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DC Murderverse posted:TALK ABOUT HOW RACIST HE WAS, ZAC just googled it HOLY poo poo
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Jan 8, 2018 02:28
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:just googled it here's a great article about the whitewashing going on there
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Jan 8, 2018 02:29
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i thought Adlon was gonna get is as sort of an apology for her best friend being incapable of not taking his dick out in front of people
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Jan 8, 2018 02:29
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DC Murderverse posted:i thought Adlon was gonna get is as sort of an apology for her best friend being incapable of not taking his dick out in front of people Same. I had no idea gylenhall was in a Boston bombing movie this year.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:31
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Reminder that Elizabeth Moss is the member of a cult that actively covers up accusations of rape against it's members
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Jan 8, 2018 02:32
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DC Murderverse posted:Reminder that Elizabeth Moss is the member of a cult that actively covers up accusations of rape against it's members And no-one talks about it. awful
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Jan 8, 2018 02:32
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"hey remember that show that depicted peak womanizing in the 50s and 60s?"
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Jan 8, 2018 02:33
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Connie Britton out here lookin sloshed grabbing at Elisabeth Moss.
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Jan 8, 2018 02:33
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KoRMaK posted:Same. it's supposed to be really good, I love Jake Gyllenhaal. It's sitting on my dvd player racking up redbox charges as we speak
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Jan 8, 2018 02:33
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DC Murderverse posted:Reminder that Elizabeth Moss is the member of a cult that actively covers up accusations of rape against it's members Oh gently caress, she's a Scientologist?! I looked it up, thinking it could be anything else lol
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Jan 8, 2018 02:34
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A hair commercial?
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Jan 8, 2018 02:35
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Yea Gyllenhaal is great. I dunno when it was, it was before nightcrawler, when I finally started paying attention to him. Maybe enemy?
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Jan 8, 2018 02:36
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KoRMaK posted:Yea Gyllenhaal is great. I dunno when it was, it was before nightcrawler, when I finally started paying attention to him. Maybe enemy? Should have been around Zodiac.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:A hair commercial?
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