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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Chairchucker posted:

Adelaide Crows are reigning premiers in the competition that matters.

You better believe it.

Rather than a ladder predictor, let's predict how many players leave the Crows men's team this season. I'm gonna go with 4.

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




NTRabbit posted:

snake leaver


realbez posted:

This isn't very good.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Has the coverage mentioned Stringer being a giant piece of poo poo at all or is it all just a sloppy blowjob?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




realbez posted:

You know the answer to this

Slurp slurp

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




2 bad teams

We're still in it because Essendon can't convert

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Also roaming Brian can take a long roam off a short pier

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




gpd in brave "a bad tattoo is far worse than cheating with a high schooler" stance

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




MysticalMachineGun posted:

gpd in brave "a bad tattoo is far worse than cheating on my pregnant fiancee with a high schooler" stance

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Nothing dangerous about that tackle gently caress off

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




realbez posted:

Ray! Ray! Ray! I’ve paid a dangerous tackle lol

Ray's face said it all

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




This Gibbs bloke might be alright

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




How can it be touched if he's kicked it out of his hand?

E: Oh good

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




realbez posted:

Because the last thing it touched was skin not boot

So if a guy has a kicking action where he holds it all the way on to the boot he might potentially spoil himself?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




This game's getting good now they've found the big sticks main eggs

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Just run it in Eddie gently caress

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




thepokey posted:

50 point loss incoming

Don't reverse spoonboy my Crows

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Augh

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Daniher

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Periphery posted:

And that was the last time we ever saw the Dons E-Sports team.

Sadly at this rate I think BT will still be talking about them in a month

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Back to pointfest

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




gently caress

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Crows have completely coughed this up

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




thepokey posted:

I’m going to have an aneurysm at this rate

I blame you for this!

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Chairchucker posted:

Go Bulldogs I guess I dunno.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Look, if the Crows coaches want to put the players through the Hunger Games in preseason training, who are we to judge?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Be honest Rabbit - are you gimmick posting now? I love my Crows but it's clear he hit his head.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Jesus, the hyperbole in here is out of loving hand

The blindfolds thing is weird but there's an entire industry built around weird team building days for cashed up corporations that are all about synergy and mindfullness and other bullshit buzzwords

Tex being mad at someone leaking to the media seems fair game to me

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Also stupidity around Douglas' bump aside, NTRabbit is right that whenever a negative story comes out about Adelaide somehow Sloane is in the middle of it and unhappy. Wonder how many times a week his missus gets called to take a job in Melbourne with 7?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Look:

- Adelaide clearly has a culture problem
- This isn't helped by footy media using every report of these culture problems to make up unhappiness/push players to leave

These aren't mutually exclusive positions

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Chairchucker posted:

I've decided with Charlie gone he's my new favourite

He's my Father In Law's new favorite

He's a Port supporter

The power of Fogarty

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Hey hey cmndstab, congratulations! Get her into Crows gear ASAP before any cheeky relatives think a Port or Collingwood onesie is appropriate.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Chairchucker posted:

Two correct tips. I'm dumb.

I've got 3, shame on all of you who didn't pick the Crows

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




After a woeful year of tipping last year I came out of the blocks with 8 and thought maybe I can turn it around!





....3 this week

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




hiddenmovement posted:

They seriously had the best state government for the last 15 years and they have 1 probably very short lived gently caress up due to redistricting and suddenly they have worst state status

Surely they have earned a few brownie points for the previous decade and a half

EDIT: Reichsfuhrer Sloane no longer favorite player

Nah, the Vics need something to hang on to despite being under shithead Lib rule up until Dandrews

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Hey, all of a sudden I'm going to my first Crows game at Adelaide Oval tomorrow night! Any advice to make it as painless as possible? I'd be training in I reckon.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




I've picked one away team this week, pray for MMG


Thanks for the Adelaide Oval advice guys, looking forward to it despite the weather. Next trick is to figure out how to smuggle rum in.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




snaeksikn posted:

richmond has 90,000 members

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




NTRabbit posted:

Bec Goddard has left the Crows AFLW coaching position and gone back to Canberra to continue with the AFP full time

That's a shame, she came across as a cool coach

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Wow, what a miserable night for footy!

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Sorry for turning up and jinxing you Crows

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