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SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

I’m three months into my new job and enjoying it. One of the company execs messaged me asking if everything was OK. He said one of his recruiter friends noticed my status on LinkedIn was set to open for work and told him at the company party over the weekend.

I’m not looking to jump ship and smoothed it over (I hope) but what the gently caress. Really lovely and unprofessional behavior from the recruiter.

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SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

I’ve been told that the DoD and other US federal organizations started adopting [A|a]gile practices awhile ago and also require the same of their contractors. At my last job this manifested as micrograined jira tasks tracked to 6 minutes of resolution. You couldn’t shoot the poo poo with your team lead without a jira. It was horrible and made any experimental development impossible. We all became crank turners constantly overrunning task budgets by 50+%. To combat this they tried adopting an exponential story point system that had a wildly fluctuating definition of what a base unit of work was. Half the team left for better jobs within a year myself included.

Current job does agile as well for the same reason. It’s still relatively new at this company, but it’s far more relaxed. We do stands ups, two week sprints, retrospectives, and tasks are estimated as 1 story point per day to complete. Sometimes stuff rolls over to the next sprint and no one is crying about velocity.

There’s some benefits to it but it feels a bit wonky on projects that aren’t stuff like consumer facing web apps. As always, a good process won’t work if being driven by bad management.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

how many companies do you talk too at once? I'm currently juggling 5 at once all at similar stages and I feel like it's giving me too much anxiety, and sapping my energy.
Blasting out as many applications as I could (5+ on weekdays and dozens on weekends) I had a few weeks where I was talking to 5-10 companies at various stages. It’s immensely draining to be grinding through so many recruiter chats and prepping for tech screens at the same time; it’s normal to be stressed so don’t worry about dialing back if you’ve bitten off too much at once. I was lucky that I was completely checked out of my job at the time and could just spend the whole day interviewing and no one noticed.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Achmed Jones posted:

conventional wisdom says to keep going all out until you have your new badge, but gently caress man that's hard. it's ok to space it out. timing only matters at all if you're trying to play companies off of each other.
Agreed, and I feel that particular advice is only relevant if you’re already in a figgieland Prime or secondary city. If you have to coordinate moving house to a new city/state then gently caress trying to grind out interviews during that.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

holy poo poo you are a champion.

hmm. calendly does have a free tier. would be an interesting change to the current dynamic of figuring out who i offered what time i offered to who and them magically them picking the 1 hour of accidental overlap.
If you already use gmail you can just use Google calendar as well. I don’t know what feature set you want but it served me well as a posting board for booked times, company names, and reminders.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

I would tell them no even if it wasn’t illegal.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

polyester concept posted:

i had a job interview last week and they asked if i was into crypto or nfts :(
Back in March or whenever I was speaking to a recruiter who asked if I was into crypto as conversation. I just told him, "No, not really," and then he went off anyway about his holdings in DOGE, GME, and AMC.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

nudgenudgetilt posted:

just got a voicemail from a gig I applied to months ago asking me to call them back to schedule an interview

what loving year is it?
My current record is getting a rejection email in April 2022 for a job I applied to in March 2019.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Put down $420.69 (hourly) to filter for cool companies.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Having worked at a company acquired by a large defense contractor then transitioned to an explicitly military focused project I had an effort post in mind the other day about the ethics and crushing corporate bureaucracy, but it can be summarized by


Don't loving do it.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Jort Fortress posted:

(dev on the commercial airlines side, NOT defense)
I’m not sure that’s any better?

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

rotor posted:

uhhh [raises paw]
I like to piss all over the furniture in the office. Does that make me a tomcat dev?

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Quackles posted:

I actually saw an opinion article in the Journal of the ACM (Association for Computing Machinery for those who don’t know— basically IEEE for programmers) suggesting that programming is a profession, like being a lawyer or a doctor, and needs a professional organization and accreditation process. The article made a convincing case.
Sounds great, but what’s IEEE?

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

bob dobbs is dead posted:

another one for the "nobody pays attention to acm or ieee poo poo under 50" pile
It’s likely you know both if you know one. I was ribbing them for explaining what the initials meant with unexplained initials

Kuvo posted:

imo if software devs want to be called 'engineers' so badly they should have to study, apprentice, and certify like the rest of the engineering professions
I haven’t met a licensed PE in person in quite some time now, and I work on stuff that will kill people if it malfunctions!

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Well, there’s a good case to not hire otherwise qualified people who withhold or lie about important legal issues.

Edit: unless you’re hiring executive level that is

SeXTcube fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 22, 2023

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

I'm sympathetic that dealing with the (assumed) US immigration system is a stressful nightmare. It's been a years long headache for my family and we're dealing with it on easy mode. Not hypothetically but in the actual situations shared here the candidate could have had the job and been sponsored before their eligibility ran out but they fumbled for no reason. They are adults and should understand their responsibilities and not expect the employer to cheekily violate immigration law for them. This wasn't a split-second decision anyone had to make under duress and they presumably had ample time to correct it even if they didn't mention it first thing.

It sucks if you have to leave the country if you didn't want to, but outside of being clear on your own willingness to sponsor how can you help people that act like described?

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

mononcqc's template has gotten compliments.
I have used their (modified) template in support of landing two jobs so far. Occasionally you'll get someone commenting on the LaTeX too.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

AnimeIsTrash posted:

can someone link this

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845966&userid=117596&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post490472500

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Please evaluate how much credence you give to a complaint about communication that you’ve described as nebulous.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

They probably just make every _____ Engineer position do the hacker rank despite whatever the job listing/qualifications actually say. Touching a computer? Hacker rank!

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SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Sapozhnik posted:

grade schools in norway don't have regular active shooter drills, or any active shooter drills at all for that matter.

something to consider.
Just don't send them to summer camp

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