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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I can't believe you guys are still bickering itt

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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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posting is my career

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I sent a resume to a place these days and HR seems to be fumbling around because nobody even knew there was an embedded linux position in the company

not sure what to think about this but maybe it's kind of a bad sign

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Boiled Water posted:

seems like it's the worst sign

also if you can embed linux can you not work wherever you chose?

only if you're hot poo poo I guess, which I'm not. also the job description sounds very chill, like a big requirement point is "CAN YOU WRITE SHELL SCRIPTS" and I'm here like "birch please"

Gazpacho posted:

how big an organization? information gets lost sometimes. send them the job description and tell them where you found it

it's pretty big but I don't know, I sent them the job ad which is on their website and they still seem lost about it

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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oh. they seem to be in-house recruiters

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Xarn posted:

Why though? Like, I can see why someone would be mad at an interview, been there myself (no, I don't do webdev, why are you asking me webdev questions?), but I just shrugged and mentally noted that I don't want to work at the company, without sending dumb emails. :shrug:

something about nerds being spiteful insecure assholes

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Symbolic Butt posted:

I sent a resume to a place these days and HR seems to be fumbling around because nobody even knew there was an embedded linux position in the company

not sure what to think about this but maybe it's kind of a bad sign

oh an update to this, after about a week they deleted the ad from the website and told me there was never such a position :negative:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

how to succeed on your take home interview: use your demo enterprise account to submit high-priority support tickets asking for assistance on your take home questions.

it did work for about a day until i complained to the department attempting to hire this candidate that they hadn't properly onboarded this particular "customer"

lmao

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I'm guessing if your company is kinda big on C++ they probably already have their own bespoke artisanal library with a linked list implementation in there

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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good luck

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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current job hunt status: slowly descending into despair

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

oh good, Pollyanna has taken over another job hunting thread

[unironically] good. this is the sign that the thread is legit now

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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you're selling yourself short imo with the "I can't code full-featured apps", if you think it matters (it doesn't really) you should sit down and write an app for yourself just to get a feel of how a big programming project would go.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I feel like at this point doing a small app in flask http://flask.pocoo.org/ is easier than doing a thing in php now

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I just did an online coding test and holy poo poo did I get wrecked. it was like 12 problems/questions in 1 hour, it killed me I'm dead

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Achmed Jones posted:

stop freaking out about every aspect of every interaction you have, and keep on keepin on

I sympathize with Pollyanna, this is really hard

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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PokeJoe posted:

there are plenty of people your age and experience doing worse than you too, don't derive your sense of satisfaction from your assumed peers. are you doing better than you were than in the past? great, keep it up.

emptyquoting this, great advice

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Xarn posted:

My country still provides free tuition (public schools only obv) but shitheads are making waves and trying to make it paid. Luckily so far people see it as the stupid idea it is.

same here, hail liberalism

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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it's funny how pollyanna keeps taking every opportunity to rationalize not taking the job while the entire thread is just screaming to TAKE THE JOB

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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mods namechange Pollyanna to TAKE THE JOB POLLYANNA

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I just found one of the weirdest job ads

quote:

Skills:
o Execute for results
o change of leadership and innovation
o Teamwork
o Required pressure
o Availability to travel

this is not a bad translation, I was super faithful to the original. it's just odd this way.

bonus:

quote:

Requirements:
...
o Knowledge

Symbolic Butt fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Feb 28, 2018

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Ator posted:

Literally every boss I've worked for has given me near-perfect review scores and complimented my work quality and dedication. The only negative comment I've received was at the most recent job that didn't like how often I was away from my desk.

this is a weird conclusion that I got in recent years: it seems like a lot of bosses don't even really care about you being productive. they just want to have you around to feel good about themselves.

like look at this room! full of educated people working for me! so cool!

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I sent an email asking about my job application because I'm a little birch

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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you can catch up with all the cool podcasts and pretend those people talking are your friends!

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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cis autodrag posted:

I'm just gonna put out there that regular exercise can really help with depression and anxiety and after a month of forcing yourself to walk you might feel differently. It seems like you're letting a few mental health things dictate your life and you're never going to crawl out of the hole that way.

If you ever want to pm me or talk, feel free. I'm going to be slightly more sympathetic than the rest of this thread is as (I think) the only other not-rich not-a-white-man :). I know all about how anxieties can make self improvement and decision making *paralyzing*.

pollyanna seems to have a recurrent theme of sabotaging herself, which can be hella frustrating for everyone trying to convince her stubborn mind. this time with the commute thing it sounded kinda classist so it did struck some nerves. but overall I think everyone is genuinely trying to help.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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playing devil's advocate according to my experience: training people is annoying and some people (even if they show great potential) are just not open to learning anything

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Boiled Water posted:

having open positions forever is clearly the correct solution to this issue

I know it's not, I'm just trying to give a different perspective here of the risks

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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goondolences

don't want to sound too pedantic, but I'm not saying to never hire juniors, just that maybe it's not a good idea to rely on hiring inexperienced people expecting they'll grow into the job

they'll probably leave in 1/2 years and get a better job anyway

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I'm not sure why I'm arguing this, I'm just deeply bored I guess

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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the mumps curse is forever

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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sent a bunch of resumes yesterday, it seems like I already got an interview tomorrow :toot:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I unironically like the automated systems telling me I was filtered out of the process. last monday I received an email 4 in the morning telling me that I was out, it was pretty sweet.

I don't like to spend hours on a coding test (which I thought I did alright-ish) and then get no responses from the company.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I did a test and it was just 2 questions on hackerrank but they were so weirdly written and ambiguous that I spent most of the hour trying to decipher the instructions.

when I finally did it I couldn't finish them on time, it was too bad because the questions seemed pretty easy despite that.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Kudaros posted:

I finished my first week at my new job. Compared to grad school I feel way more sure of myself, more competent, etc. I realize it's the first week but I feel like the popular saying of "they expect results in industry" is exactly backwards. I also had some pretty aggressive advisers though.

I had the same experience when I gave up my math career

basically reaganism is cancer, gently caress the ghostbusters

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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dragon enthusiast posted:

has anybody gotten an interviewee accompanied by a helicopter parent yet

yes, it was the saddest scene

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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lateral joins are sick

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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oh that's a good interview question, I have no idea :thumbsup:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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I did an interview today and guess what

they saw my github repositories

they even read my blog posts! :vince:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Xarn posted:

haha, nobody woul



WHAT??

I wasn't part of the interviewing process, I only caught a glimpse of a few candidates. It was an internship position, the parents seemed kind of poor and were like "our son is really smart, unlike us, please he really deserves a chance"

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Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Sapozhnik posted:

under capitalism we are all owned

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