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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

"The Devops Method", later shortened to simply Devops, was invented by Cornelius T. Devops III at Yale in 1946. It was inspired largely by Nazi management practices which were imported from and briefly in vogue during the height Operation Paperclip.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

I dont know what youre talking about I was just making poo poo up.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

from the ops side, the value prop is putting the devs on call for their own fuckups

alright yea this is actually good

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

nudgenudgetilt posted:

a huge part of my job seems to be saying either "oh dear god, please don't do it that way" and "oh dear god, why did you do it that way"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

There's a little bit more to it than this. There are a number of stages that a task can be in, and limits on how many tasks can be in each stage at a time. So as you move tickets out of one stage and into the next, you pull something into that stage to replace it. Naturally, those limits are ignored by a lot of organizations that say they're doing Kanban.

Kanban is a good fit for teams that have shifting priorities. That makes it a good fit for SRE and similar orgs, but also R&D as well because the next task may be highly contingent on the outcome of the current one.

does anyone have any resources about this it sounds interesting

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

to the tune of “no scrubs”

oooooh I get it now

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

bob dobbs is dead posted:

says in levels.fyi that geico pays median 120k tc (as low as 66k) and state farm pays median 110k tc for dev?

median salary in figgielands prime and secondus are about at 230k so all you'd need to do is move and get a median job to double that

what will happen to his cost of living in that arrangement

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

i am fixin to quit for a lot of reasons but primarily because of an absolutely awful set of security processes around vms & deployment

can you post about what you dont like about it

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

no, it is not.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:

someone’s been huffing yaml nitrites again

lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

:holy:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

HamAdams posted:

the fig apple

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


Hell me too :mmmhmm:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

i am a moron posted:

Californians did gently caress up Colorado though. Texas probably got better overall

the irony there is that texans hosed up colorado first

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

tk posted:

California would be better as like two different states.

Or maybe five.

hey that gives me an idea

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

ok but point of fact: I am literally a californian

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

doing the spartacus thing where all of the California posters in here stand up and declare it

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Fortaleza posted:

Moving to California was one of the worst decisions of my life :patriot:

California do be like that tho.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

CPColin posted:

Oh are you already there? :xd:

Jesus Christ.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

it is, btw, rotor

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

honestly the amount of things in that list that i make part of my personality is sort of distressing

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

I mean:

(a) Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned.
(c) Act stupid.
(d) Be as irritable and quarrelsome as possible without getting yourself into trouble.
(e) Misunderstand all sorts of regulations concerning such matters as rationing, transportation, traffic regulations.
(f) Complain against ersatz materials.
(j) Boycott all movies, entertainments, concerts, newspapers which are in any way connected with the quisling authorities.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

tk posted:

Health insurance is the only reason I’m still working.

probably just a coincidence

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

getting in trouble might be a fake idea but federal prison is a real place.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lord fifth posted:

i promise to keep all of your surveillance data safe (id rather gouge out my eyes than work for palantir)

ok fine, anduril, whatever.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

i think you should threaten, legally and physically, your interviewers and recruiters, both to assert dominance and as a negotiation tactic. i am a lawyer and this is legal advice.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Mr. Crow posted:

nobody wants to post anymore!!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

52 vo2 max is pretty good but not really brag on your resume about it good.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Corla Plankun posted:

today i googled securities fraud for unrelated reasons and its hard not to interpret cap vs o&m billing as anything but stock manipulation but i guess when corporations do it its fine

:911:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


a bunch of interviews on zoom done back to back.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Hed posted:

Getting paid US $200k today is the equivalent of getting $160k back when this thread started in 2018.

is taht good

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

when you put it that way.... :manning:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

as someone who moved around a lot, you can just say youre from anywhere. pick somewhere really boring like san jose to ensure no follow up questions.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

same and agreed

the service I retired had both mongo AND redis AND mysql in some sort of hosed up data daisychain

we got a big ol bloated java web app using kafka postgres scylla redis and cassandra :shepface: thank god i dont gotta touch that thing

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

well-read undead posted:

this is true, but then again, i've met people startlingly similar to this

otoh i can't imagine any of those people reading ask a manager, let alone asking for advice (naturally, they already know the right thing to do in every circumstance)

it was believable until i got to the part about "I’ve explained that having a masters is desirable in technology"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Quackles posted:



Socks used to cheat on the Imperial Examination.

From the collection of the Jiangnan Imperial Examination Museum in Nanjing.

drat they had some big rear end calves back in the day

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

same reason you wouldnt tell a date theyre your first date in a year.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

corona familiar posted:

what if you only worked places where the domain didn't require fancy stuff and as a result you just did reasonably competent boring stuff

sounds like you arent a 10x code ninja. next!!!!

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

late but chiming in to say python the language is good but pip/python dependency management/virtual environments are poo poo from an rear end.

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