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basically all good recruiters work freelance because that's where t he big bucks are. corporate recruiters are the bottom of the pack ones that cant cut it solo
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 04:58 |
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Gazpacho posted:freelance recruiters are tremendous idiots yup and yet still better than corporate
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asking someone to implement a lock free queue in an interview could be interesting because it can be interesting to see how somebody flails in a high-pressure situation where they know they are going to fail
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carry on then posted:“i don’t know what that is” when can you start!!!
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whats that tool that does text analysis of job descriptions for biases
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what do you do again? some kinda EE right? come work in the seattle area
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how do i interview peopleBloody posted:i have to interview a person for an open position on my team. ive never interviewed anybody before, but i have been interviewed many times. obviously, nobody has bothered to train me or even provide a brief overview of how we do interviews at my company. how do i interview a person? i get a half hour one-on-one with them, which seems uselessly brief.
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i hate the ones that are like "describe a time you had to deal with conflict" because idk those moments are never memorable to me like ive generally worked w/ pleasant people and it hasnt been an issue so i just kinda stammer for a while
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our demand is so high in so many places that i would say yes to any non-idiot i encounter, even if their expertise is underwater basketweaving
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uncurable mlady posted:ideally "devops" in a professional software dev org is mostly concerned with improving the efficiency and effectiveness of the sdlc via tooling and automation at varying parts of the process. oh gently caress thats the job i wish i had except not just for software but also for electronics
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hey where's that thing for putting in your approximate job title, experience, and locale and getting back percentile pay bands
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oh i found it. it was the stackoverflow thing
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when theres a literal web form with validation that demands to not be blank i put $1
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huhu posted:I once got, "please enter a realistic number" after putting in $1. 1.000000
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the hardest part of interviewing is finding interesting companies to apply to.
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Corla Plankun posted:you're gonna hate your job, just apply to the ones with the best glassdoor reviews because at least those shitholes won't work you to death on top of being something you hate lol if you think they're not just astroturfing
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MrMoo posted:I just don't see the quality of any product comparable to the wishes companies want of engineers, Elon's SpaceX is probably the only exception. MrMoo posted:I just don't see the quality of any product comparable to the wishes companies want of engineers, Elon's SpaceX is probably the only exception. 🤔
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idk why that double quoted but 🤔
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I'm gonna start responding to some recruiters on LinkedIn today
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SardonicTyrant posted:Is it wrong to want to stay at my current job for as long as possible so I don't have to do another technical interview? Because I still don't know how I passed the one that got me my job. yes b/c you should always be interviewing
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how the gently caress do i do a phone screen im supposed to screen someone this week
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Sapozhnik posted:gee idk doing something i don't hate too much in exchange for not starving to death honesty is not appreciated in the job search process
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i did the phone screen and we just chatted a bunch and it gave me a good enough feel for "should we talk in person y/n" so mission accomplished i guess
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Grassy Knowles posted:was it y or n it was a y in the first 5 minutes then we chatted for another half hour
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Ploft-shell crab posted:thinkin bout interviewing
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im realizing i miss doing technical work and i dont know if theres a clear path to doing more technical work in my current position lol rip
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kind of hosed up that i always conclude that changing jobs will be easier than just having a conversation with my manager about the kind of work i want to be doing lmao
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i could probably pivot to being a systems engineer but that feels like an extremely pigeonholing move to literally just aerospace and defense
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JawnV6 posted:yeah, the other systems folks i know write wifi mesh router FW, web-scale CDN stuff to be clear when i say systems engineer i mean this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systems_engineering aka requirements, verification, FMEA, MIL-STD-###, DO-### style poo poo
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cool i just assumed everybody was like the last clusterfuck i was at and was just winging it for everything
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(where "systems engineer" was shorthand for "embedded systems engineer")
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my favorite part of power analysis is when the EEs come back with numbers that obviously violate the requirements and just say "well lets just change the requirements or waive them"
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meatpotato posted:9/10 of the technical interviews I've had have been stuff that seems straight out of leetcode though i like this one that does sound fun i had a postcard from a company like that at a school recruiting event. it was p cool. i just emailed in something like well it looks like <XYZ> is wrong, but theres no documentation of what this function is supposed to do, so maybe it is subtly doing the correct thing and the only defect is the missing documentation ![]() i got an interview they gave me a five figgy offer
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KidDynamite posted:don't move their if you're brown or not a cishet
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the city of boston: its good the people of boston: watch out!
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Progressive JPEG posted:Boston and surrounding area is surprisingly difficult to get around in it's literally the best transit system in the country except the green line is poo poo
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:obviously the mta is the best transit system in the country the mta was the greatest then it went wholly unmaintained for decades and now it doesnt work
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for some thread content how do i reply to recruiters that reach out to me that sound like not idiots like what are the correct things to immediately be asking or poking at or whatever beyond "uhh sure lets chat"
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 04:58 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:tbf this happened to every transit system in america not just the mta ya for sure. mbta is only not horrible yet because more time needs to pass
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