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Ciaphas posted:yeah, sorry y'all We're trying to help you not shoot your foot off op 😙
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feedmegin posted:Yeah let me tell you about the time a decade ago I was unemployed from my junior level job going under thanks to corporate bankruptcy and my diabetic wife was living off free samples of insulin from her doctor because we had no insurance. that would run counter to his gimmick though
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Cold on a Cob posted:get the caesar, it comes with a free colon cleansing treatment we can already read his posts tho
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Rex-Goliath posted:dehumanize yourself and face to consulting We're all floats down here
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Dec 6, 2018 05:41
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Rex-Goliath posted:recruiting is garbage status: goon has been trying to apply to my company for the past two weeks right as we’ve been transitioning to a new internal tool. it seems like they’ve completely lost his resume and anyone who’s trying to access the internal tool is now getting a 404 laff
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Corla Plankun posted:god drat i am so hyped for the sequel to Ciaphas where he gets that Good Job and those good Good Bennies
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Create a second email address and apply to every job with both resume formats
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Dec 9, 2018 16:09
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Got good reactions from The Questions
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Dec 10, 2018 18:32
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abigserve posted:Just on that mb/s question I actually think that's a remarkably good one because anyone with any sort of networking experience will immediately notice the distinction between bits/bytes and answer good enough at least while people bluffing their way through will get caught up straight away yes, it speaks to the point of it that nobody in yospos understood why it was actually a decent question; a decent answer is "assuming line rate, which you wouldn't actually ever get, 8 seconds" and then move on
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Dec 12, 2018 14:50
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MononcQc posted:so is the critical bit the question between bits and bytes? wouldn’t you get a higher resolution answer by just asking that straight ahead, or you’re instead gunning for the ability of someone to read the question well? that's how i saw it, vOv
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:all of your questions should be geared towards answering the question: ok yeah
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CPColin posted:I feel like a question, trick or not, that can be flat-out gotten wrong can still be a good question if the interviewer uses it as a starting point, as opposed to just checking the "WRONG" box and moving on. This is also a good take
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Dec 13, 2018 01:37
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here's my graph theory he's good
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Dec 14, 2018 19:54
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graph posted:my gimmick is that i seriouspost. next [hands out a probe] thank u, next
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Dec 15, 2018 03:41
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FMguru posted:agreed that there is something likeable about graph in theory aaag probations
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Dec 15, 2018 05:52
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Ciaphas posted:haven't worked out how I'm gonna go ab out bailing on mine either It's a letter that says " I am resigning effective the Xth of Jantober. Sincerely ciaphas." And nothing else
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Dec 17, 2018 18:00
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There's always the Bloody maneuver but that isn't really recommended most of the time
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Dec 17, 2018 18:01
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Ciaphas posted:ok now i'm curious The Bloody Maneuver? Instead of sending your resignation to your boss and HR, you accidentally send them a copy of your signed offer letter
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Dec 17, 2018 18:17
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Doom Mathematic posted:"accidentally" well, when he originally did it, it was accidental, yes
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Pollyanna posted:hahaha japan sucks cool post
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Pollyanna posted:background checks violate nondiscrimination acts when they have the potential to reveal trans status Where is trans status protected in the us outside of MA
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Dec 28, 2018 02:57
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:people itt talking about what a background check firm “needs” to provide fundamentally don’t get it lol what the gently caress did they not tell you that they were doing a background check until after you accepted the job
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lancemantis posted:I know mine got leaked — thanks OPM I even had done an sf-86 so rip me
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qhat posted:Currently reading the salary negotiation book that nbsd recommended. It's good and I will confidently attempt to own my next job offer. you're gonna get owned lol
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Dec 30, 2018 21:09
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if you're going to listen to nbsd, 1) don't 2) go back in the thread for mononcqc's takes
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ShadowHawk posted:serious though what kind of toxic culture has employees in the office at 8am the average adult isn't even awake at that point lol
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DELETE CASCADE posted:ok but how is it possible to be at work by 8 if you are still asleep? shadowhawk claimed most adults aren't even awake at that hour, much less at the office lmao I get to work at 8 and am still asleep until 10 Bean life
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Sniep posted:Disclaimer: no matter how mad my depression might get or how late i sleep in, i still always manage every day to shower and leave the house at least once, even if its just to pick up food or something. gotta have some baseline rules this is good
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Jan 5, 2019 03:31
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Schadenboner posted:Well, walk in there swinging a big dick. Say “look, I like you guys but place X is offering me (whatever they’re offering plus, I dunno, 10-20%), let’s make this happen.” Do this
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Jan 8, 2019 01:36
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Ciaphas posted:my biggest problem in my interviews and what leaves my career feeling stuck at $helljob is that $helljob meets almost every negative criteria in the OP, so when screening questions come up about what kind of organization/teams/environment I've worked in I... well, have to answer quote:so e.g. i have no idea what agile is, why it's better than Ye Olde Waterfall,
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Skyl3lazer posted:lmao ask all these people if they want to form a union
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jit bull transpile posted:is all of yospos abusing drugs just to do their jobs? does caffeine count?
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Jan 11, 2019 00:06
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JawnV6 posted:a yosposter literally dosed me post-lunch with this stuff I do this myself on occasion!!
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raminasi posted:is there any good reason that fuckin clowshow recruiter doesn't know the difference between discrete and discreet so i doubt it matters as much as they think it does
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GenJoe posted:please do not do this. send them back a contract with your hourly rate
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carry on then posted:jesus christ what the gently caress!!
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anyway I have an interview tomorrow
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elite_garbage_man posted:Here's my story about an ai startup. oh dear lord lomarf
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i didn't bomb the interview but we'll see, i guess
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