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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Tonight on Smackdown:
  • How will AJ Styles react to his Handicap Match at WWE Royal Rumble?
  • Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley clash in final U.S. Title Tournament First Round Match
  • Becky Lynch returns to action against Ruby Riott
  • Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable demand justice
  • The Ascension battle The Bludgeon Brothers
Also the continuing adventures of Shane McMahon being a corrupt monster but also somehow the face?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey Renee!

Have Daniel Bryan come out and do an impromptu live Talking Smack!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Renee: That's nice. Now answer the loving question :toughguy:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

shiksa posted:

aj's gotten so good at promos since he got to wwe. that's honest to god a credit to them somehow.

It's crazy, he spent most of his (very long!) career with a reputation for being a bad talker, but he's given excellent promos ever since coming to WWE.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress off Shane the show was interesting

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

shane whispering highly illegal stock tips to that child in the middle of his promo

Shane: Add "blockchain" to your company name, because investors are loving morons

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

motherbox posted:

-The ref takes the belt and the bell rings

- Shane runs down and fucks literally everything up for everybody

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Go Becky, win the Rumble, you haven't been "was always bad" yet and I believe in you!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

My favorite thing about the Royal Rumble is people saying "yeah I'm also going to be in there!"

People drawing a number out of the tumbler and either going :mmmsmug:, :gonk: or :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a new study bible! posted:

Maybe if SD didn't gently caress off with the first half hour of every show they would be able to avoid having to make every match a tag match.

The lesson WWE took from the success of the Attitude Era was that every show must open with at least 15 minutes of talking in the middle of the ring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Great work COMPLETELY missing Charlotte and Naomi coming around to keep the rest of the Riott Squad from breaking up the submission.

Seriously, that took real skill to somehow COMPLETELY miss it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YESSSSSSSSS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sami loves and supports his best friends, alignment be damned :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What does chantix do? I forgot because the list of horrible, horrific side-effects just kept going and going and going and going and going.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait so the Fashion Files is still going but ONLY on WWE.com?

WHY!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

it's for stopping smoking

In that case I'm sure that one of the side-effects is the uncontrollable urge to smoke and you'll die if you don't.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress the sell on that kick :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Sami Zayn and Becky Lynch are friends and love and support each other :)

And Viktor did one hell of a sell-job for The Bludgeon Brothers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

shiksa posted:

ive always wondered was stone cold gifted use of these vehicles he showed up with by people who loved his work as a grappleman, did he pay for their use, or is the implication that he stole them whenever he came to the ring driving something that wasnt his truck

Basically if they refused to give them their vehicle, he'd hit them with a Stunner for being assholes. If they let him have their vehicles, he'd hit them with a Stunner for not being man enough to defend their property.

Stone Cold is a complicated man.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm a dumb idiot-faced moron and I only just realized that Jason Jordan in the Shield is the equivalent of Chad Gable trying to team with Jason Jordan back in NXT. :doh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sitting on my couch stuffing my faces instead of getting 57 concussions seems like a pretty good deal to me, Shelton.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That DICK! posted:

When did they turn to evil

They realized the truth, that EVERYTHING IS EVIL

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha, the ref is a snitch :xd:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan you are not the snitch!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That DICK! posted:

One time I did acid and while coming up my buddy put the wwe network on and it jumped to a Ric flair promo where he points at the camera and said “you! You are a LOSER!” And I was like drat...

Ahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WHAT ABOUT JINDER, BRYAN!?! WHAT ABOUT JINDER!?! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love American Alpha 2.0

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan takes everything literally, ahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Good talk."

:hai:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IcePhoenix posted:

Is this an abnormally good smackdown or should I be watching it every week

Because this show has owned from top to bottom so far

The show has suffered over the last few weeks (months?) because of Shane McMahon getting jammed into what could have otherwise been great matches/angles, but I am digging "Daniel Bryan: Literal GM" quite a bit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Which Mass Effect?

The third one, I think?

The one where the creative lead decided to take inspiration from Vince McMahon and just wildly rewrite the script for the ending at the last second without allowing input from anybody else.

Edit: Oh, sounds like it was from the one that literally not one single person on the planet Earth actually played.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Fashion Police are bad friends, but in their defense they never claimed to be good ones.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey Shane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWweqP_ZWbg

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress OFF SHANE! :argh:

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