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I used to think you had a good sense of humor, but your reaction to these unsolicited pictures I sent you has proven the opposite.
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i'm a real comedian. i'm willing to suffer for my humor by experiencing sexual satisfaction
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Roleplaying as a sub Rodney Dangerfield except I keep asking to get no respect |
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You wanted to bring me to orgasm but the joke is on you! (me)
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Splatmaster posted:It's like a punch line but with tonsils
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Oh yeah perform the oral sex on me... ...haha thats where from a peepee come out |
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Setting the new endurance record at Laugh Factory by only making oral sex noises. |
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albany academy posted:Roleplaying as a sub Rodney Dangerfield except I keep asking to get no respect little munchkin posted:it's a show about nuttin' good good job |
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seriously folks,w e've all given oral sex, right? *a few chuckles* who's given oral sex in here! *polite applause indicates basically the whole audience* me too, me too... but you ever think about the weirdo who's receiving it? *chuckles* the guy who's like "oh oh" and grabbing your hair like he's goin bald? *laughter intensifies* the lady who's like "mmm mmm" and looking up at the sky with her eyes closed? what do you see up there, huh? *crowd is absolutely losing it, one person with a distinctive laugh sounds like he can barely breathe* [while audience laughting] what is their deal? ya know? *audience transitions to loud applause* well anyway i was thinking about all this and i, uh, heh *hesitates* i decided to do something a little crazy for this show tonight folks... *a shirtless young man comes out onto stage, waves to the politely clapping audience, then he gets on his knees in front of the comedian, and the audience goes nuts and starts wooping scandalously*
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Jokes are one of the best ways to communicate and humour is the one of the best ways to cope with tragedy. Relevant to life in general and oral sex in the specific. |
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Today's crowd just down't get humor. Every time I try my act at the comedy club someone calls the police. Look lady just because you are not familiar with the classics and never studied joke theory does not mean that my assistant and I are just some weird exhibitionists. We are in it for the laughs people. No one values art anymore.
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my wife walks in on me, doing Comedy with the babysitter. "what is this, some kind of joke?" she screams. "well now that you mention it..."
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The Jackass crew have a new movie coming out, I don't really get it but apparently its funny to some people. On that note please read a party clowns online reviews carefully before hiring them to avoid confusion. |
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Party Clown review site: Lots of laffs!! Really head and shoulders above the other clowns in our area - John B. Toe curling jokes!! - Steve R. |
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