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little munchkin

vanisher posted:

Party Clown review site:

Lots of laffs!! Really head and shoulders above the other clowns in our area - John B.

Toe curling jokes!! - Steve R.

it's funny when a clown receives oral sex but not funny when they give it. hate to say it but it sounds like a clown has taken advantage of a naive Steve R.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
It's all fun and games until someone forgets the dental dam

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cda

by Hand Knit

little munchkin posted:

it's funny when a clown receives oral sex but not funny when they give it.

the straight man (the guy who gives oral sex to the other guy) is often underappreciated in these routines

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little munchkin

cda posted:

the straight man (the guy who gives oral sex to the other guy) is often underappreciated in these routines

if they switch roles though it's not funny

imagine Harold from Harold and Kumar getting sucked off by Kumar while they both smoke weed. Or Lucy from I Love Lucy going down on Ethel. Licking, slurping, the whole nine yards. It's not funny at all.

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by Nyc_Tattoo

albany academy posted:

Roleplaying as a sub Rodney Dangerfield except I keep asking to get no respect

usually people have to pay extra for that

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
in relationships, it's important that you and your partner can make each other laugh

Farecoal

There he go

Hugh Malone posted:

in relationships, it's important that you and your partner can make each other laugh

no problem on my end haha!!!

Scaly Haylie

most people retaliate to this prank with a cream pie to the face.

Senior Management



I know that my technique is flawless because the laughs are so powerful no one is willing to ever call me back or see me again. Must be afraid that their lungs can't handle moving that much air. From all the laughter. They always sound like a banshee.

:jerry:

hemale in pain




Oral sex is v.funny when their beard tickles your balls.

little munchkin
*improv troupe voice* for this next scene we're going to need a volunteer from the audience

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google THIS

Maybe I will be the head of a major corporation.

cda

by Hand Knit
as with so many other jokes, Aziz Ansari made this joke not funny anymore.

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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Oral sex as a practical joke...
Oral sex as a practical joke who?
*MmMMphh!*

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FutonForensic

hey guys, just got back from the red light district, and boy are my nuts tired

HOW TIRED ARE THEY

it's like each of my nuts just had a thanksgiving dinner. it's like my nuts just finished a world tour of bustin'.

It's like my nuts are on their death bed, surrounded by loved ones, and they see the friends they've made, and look back on life they've lived, and realize they have nothing left to offer the world. And so, they snuggle deep into the sheets, don their little nut caps, and pass away into the deepest sleep of all.


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Splatmaster posted:

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Oral sex as a practical joke...
Oral sex as a practical joke who?
*MmMMphh!*

alternatively: "The Interrupting Dick"

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