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Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

this thread is the best

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


gently caress yeah.

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

No guarantee the previous busniess’s name would have rhymed.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

you see, jokes depend in part on the mind's ability to notice patterns, and not be boring contrarians.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

you see, jokes depend in part on the mind's ability to notice patterns, and not be boring contrarians.

A single example ain’t no pattern.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Dennis System posted:

A single example ain’t no pattern.

dude

shut up

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
you see i think that homer says ‘yes once’ in reference to shoe-throwing he just witnessed immediately beforehand furthermore

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Dennis System posted:

A single example ain’t no pattern.

How do you be this miserable and not kill yourself

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

chuck's feed and seed. I get it.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Dennis System posted:

No guarantee the previous busniess’s name would have rhymed.

well, no, but... the implication.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



RideTheSpiral posted:

you see i think that homer says ‘yes once’ in reference to shoe-throwing he just witnessed immediately beforehand furthermore
I'm sorry for doing this but it blows my mind that there are people who insist that there must have been some other, prior time homer saw someone say goodbye to a shoe

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

Streak posted:

well, no, but... the implication.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

holy hell some of these are amazing. i didn't get that one at all

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

MageMage posted:

Chuck's Feed & Seed

Conch Shell Corp posted:

chuck's feed and seed. I get it.

chuck's feed and seed

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Chuck's gently caress and Suck makes no sense. Prostitution is illegal in America, which is the country where The Simpsons is ostensibly set, so it's unlikely a store by that name would get past the zoning board, even ignoring the obvious obscenity. Also, would Chuck be doing the loving and sucking or is he a pimp. Chuck's gently caress and Suck indeed.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Squashing Machine posted:

Chuck's gently caress and Suck makes no sense. Prostitution is illegal in America, which is the country where The Simpsons is ostensibly set, so it's unlikely a store by that name would get past the zoning board, even ignoring the obvious obscenity. Also, would Chuck be doing the loving and sucking or is he a pimp. Chuck's gently caress and Suck indeed.

stfu

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

The Big Word posted:

I'm sorry for doing this but it blows my mind that there are people who insist that there must have been some other, prior time homer saw someone say goodbye to a shoe

please dont troll

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Chuck's feed and seed

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
seed my feed you chuckman

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

good gracious

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
No Mr.Obama, don't take your anger out on me! Noooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oULDO3dk4Yg

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*simpsonswave*

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU not sure if this was posted earlier in the thread, but this is the best steamed hams

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014



Dongicus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU not sure if this was posted earlier in the thread, but this is the best steamed hams

Lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dongicus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU not sure if this was posted earlier in the thread, but this is the best steamed hams

wrong its this steamed hams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX6iZKWO0Ug

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Dongicus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU not sure if this was posted earlier in the thread, but this is the best steamed hams

lol

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£



sorry both wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kp3b5h2DY

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'm partial to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gZgpB-sRA

But I miss the old youtube

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jan 12, 2018

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol and i embedded that for you

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014


This one is delightfully devilish.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


lol goddam

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer








Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer


Jose fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jan 12, 2018

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

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