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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

PittTheElder posted:

Explanation for non aussies?

The way I heard it is that the person with the 2nd highest total number of votes is an openly racist piece of poo poo and has multiple other negatives against him.

Why does Mr. Second Place matter?

Because the person with the most votes is currently in jail, and unable to take office.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Legolas, what's the elven word for hamburgers?
Steamed Hams. It's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. What region?
Uh...Eriador
Really. Well i'm from Arnor and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams"
Oh not in Arnor, no. It's a Glanduin expression.
I see.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

This is great

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Mind_Taker posted:

Milhouse as The Fear just killed me.

Next time throw down spoiled mac and cheese. He's not supposed to have it, that's why he eats so much of it.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

That's great

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
My first one of these. Don't know if it was done already

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I tried to do a Whacking Day/Steamed Hams mashup, but lost the thread partway through

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Krazyface posted:

also this page is on fire

No Krazyface, it's just the northern lights

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Man there was a great time in my life for probably a decade where I had several fox affiliates in broadcast range (Woo! Livin between major cities!) So I had hot and cold running Simpsons something crazy like 6-8 episodes a day.

Then for a year or two most of those affiliates stopped and replaced it with other syndicated shows, but I still had one channel do two hours every day.

And I think right before FXX grabbed them all, that station apparently only had the rights to broadcast just one season, maybe two. So running 4 episodes a day, you blew through a whole season in about two and a half weeks. And it was all bad Nu-simpsons, like Lisa Goes GaGa or where Homer pirates moives and runs to the Swedish consulate. Bad times.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
:what:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Gridlocked posted:

Same. End the Simpsons, and make a 24 episode season with every episode being an advancement of the characters ages so we can see where everyone ends up.

Have the last scene of the series be a Futurama cameo.

Actually, that might be pretty good. Have Homer do something that destroys the world, and have it be one of the times that the earth is destroyed in the background where Fry is frozen in the tube.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It sounds very similar to Go West's "King of a Wishful Thinking". That's what i hear, anyway.

God drat it.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

muscles like this! posted:

Has anyone combined Sugar with Liver?

♪ Liver♪
♪DOOT-DOOT-DEET-DOOT-DOO-DOO♪
♪Aww, Onions Onions♪
♪DOOT-DOOT-DEET-DOOT-DOO-DOO♪

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Android Apocalypse posted:

"Dad, why did you take me to a vegan steel mill?"

"Where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry's vegan."

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I can hear it in Kelsey Grammar's voice

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Bart Starr noooo. We’ll never forget you, Bart

drat it, why is it always the...Simpsons Shitposting thread. Huh.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Maybe he's thinking of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXtvdwZgU-U

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
And I misunderstood the question, nevermind.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
More Moleman

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Got inspired

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

pitch a fitness posted:

Chalmers clearly says "four steamed hams" :colbert:. It's the script that is wrong.

*Seymour standing behind a broken window*
"Could I have possibly misheard something and confused it with something that makes logical sense?"

"No. It's the script that is wrong"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
This has been a real eye opener. I didn't have a question in my mind that the answer was 1. But now, there is room in my heart for both answers, and further-

Trabant posted:

Yeah, I'm with Boggs now.

LORD! PALMERSTON!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

CommonShore posted:

Political unification.

Po-
Political Unification?
At this time in history?
At this current climate?
Located entirely within Ireland?

Yes.

Will I see it in my lifetime?

...No.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Wait a minute. Poutine is made with brown gravy, and that's made with beef. That kid ain't no vegetarian!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
That feels like it could be a Phriday thread all its own.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Bust Rodd posted:

It’s even worse when you remember the good Simpsons even has a joke about that in the series.

“Like... Magnetbox!”

Excuse me, I think I recognize a quality Sorny or Panaphonics tube television when I see one.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I almost did this same joke. Instead I did this.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

What kind of man steams Armour hot dogs?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Variations on a theme



CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Jose posted:

whats the best quote to 6er this post with

"I don't think so... stupid!"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Holy poo poo

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.




CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

These are amazing

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I might have been OK cutting this one in about half

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

That's great

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Bobstar posted:

And this one is just silly


Fantastic

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
The result is good,
Despite the insanity,
of using stock jokes,
from Cards Against Humanity

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Oof, the real Itchy and Scratch show

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