1. The game has entered open beta and the developers have strongly hinted if not outright promised there will be no further wipes. So get logged in, get into the guild, get your skills to 90 and be ready to log in and shoot RPs and furries.
   
2. The infrastructure is in place. You see Detroit. Most of the heavy lifting is done. We have a safe place for Goons established and all the support needed to make your first few days in Detroit successful days.
   
3. You can be truly effective at pvp on Day 1. Follow our fool proof plan for rolling a character and be a true menace as a naked man with a crossbow right out the gate.
   

1. Discord guild server and help channels: https://discord.gg/TbJ3NTZ
   
2. How to buy the game if you do not already own Life is Feudal: Your Own: https://play.lifeisfeudal.com/ (if you had Life is Feudal: Your Own) prior to November 17, 2017 you get a free character in the MMO if you register on their website and link your Steam Account.
   
3. How to get the game running: https://lifeisfeudal.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005650989-How-to-download-MMO-
   
4. How to do things in game: https://lifeisfeudal.gamepedia.com/Life_is_Feudal_Wiki
   
5. Official Forums: https://lifeisfeudal.com/forum/
   

1. Buy the game or convert your Life is Feudal: Your Own steam game over to the MMO.
   
2. Set up that character. The thing to remember with characters is that you get 400 points for combat and 400 points for crafting. The combat tree has 19 skills each with a 100 point cap, meaning you’d need 1900 points to cap it all. You are not going to be good at all the things.
   
3. When rolling your character, choose Khoor (Azn). The gender generally doesn’t matter, though females actually have a small hitbox than males. If you dig a mine, you make a smaller hole that males have to crouch to maneuver through. This game has significant gender bias… towards the ladies.
   
4. Place all your combat skills into Slinger (55 points). With this point spread you can pick up a light crossbow upon arrival and embark upon the lifestyle of a naked ambushing crossbowman. There are other builds, but this one is the best for low risk/high reward pvp. Should you want to consider another build, talk with our fighter mans in discord first.
   
5. Place all your stats into Willpower. This is because willpower is considered the hardest stat to level in game. You can get strength or agility from almost any action in the game, so don’t worry about that.
   
6. Place all your crafting points into Artisan. This is because it’s relatively easy to afk level Hunting or Nature’s Lore, but Artisan requires doing hard time digging up stumps or moving dirt.
   
7. Spawn into game. You will appear on newbie island. It has some RP dipshit name but that’s not important. There are some tutorials there, but that’s not important either. Just look around until you spot the giant blue glowing penis shooting into the sky. Like any good goon game, your first mission is to get that dick. Inside the tower is a ferryman looking statue thing. Talk to him and choose the Abella option. Then pick the North American server (Buyan). It is very important that you make sure that you are going to the NA server (Buyan). If you go to the EU server you just wasted money, friend. If you paid 30 bucks for the game, you’ll have a ticket already as well as enough favor in the store (hit Esc to go to store) to purchase a 2nd ticket for an alt.
   
8. Once you’ve landed on the mainland, hit “M” to bring up the map. Zoom in and out enough so that you can see the entire thing. You will want to get to Server 13:
   
   
9. You have a couple options to get there. First, you can type /suicide and hope you get lucky with the lottery to respawn nearby. Secondly, and my preferred route, is to hit NumLock to auto-walk, then CapsLock to auto-run. Keep an eye on your stamina bar, but otherwise chill to your preferred EDM or watch Dark on Netflix (poo poo is good) for that hour or so marathon across the land. Oh and get auth’d on discord and start talking to people so by the time your exhausted naked carcass arrives at Detroit you will be recognized and allowed in. Don’t try to get a guild invite until you arrive at Detroit. We have made many enemies, and it’s just overall more likely you’ll arrive here intact if you are unaffiliated.
   
10. Once inside, bind to a house. If you die without binding to one of our fine establishments, you’ll get to make that walk all over again. This is a mistake you make once.
    

1. If you see a stack of trade carts, do not touch them, unstack them, or helpfully move them. Trade carts for us are essentially giant stationary chests. They are where they are for a reason, and don’t move them. We use horse carts for all our moving of stuff. Leave the trade carts where they lay.
   
2. Food is found in the 3 lower crates inside the inner keep in front of the monument. Stuff as much of the fried salmon / fried codfish (2 ingredient foods) into your mouth as you want. Leave any food with 4 ingredients (or more) alone until you are ready to trigger your power hour. Your skills are effected by a food multiplier, essentially the average of the last 5 foods you’ve eaten. Before (and during) your power hour, you eat 5 of the 4 ingredient foods, start the power hour, and level up your skills very quickly. However, 4 ingredient food is a bit of a pain to make, so to make sure there’s enough for everyone, only use it for power hour time, otherwise use the 2 ingredient stuff.
   
3. If you plan on placing a personal claim, don’t do it on the guild claim, or in the forest. If you are unsure of a location ask someone.
   
4. You can cut down and use any tree EXCEPT: apple, mulberry, or any 100 quality tree. Always inspect the tree to double check.
   
5. If you need help or have questions, do not hesitate to ask. There are plenty of extremely helpful people here. They are even more inclined to be helpful if you recognize the time they are taking to help you, and offer to help them back. We operate under the golden rule around here, don’t be the guy always taking.
   
6. Do not run around punching, slicing, jabbing, hitting or injuring people in the base without confirming with them on voice comms that it is ok. “Can I shoot you in the face with an arrow” is a phrase I probably hear at least once a night. In many cases people have been training and may be at very low health in the base, and a stray shovel slap to the face (looking at you FruitNYogurtParfait) could prove fatal.
   
7. If you haven’t bound to a house yet do so. If it says something like “no space” go to the next house.
   
8. Gathering patches. You may notice patches of dirt or stone inside the inner keep. Some of them will say Quality 100. Some of them will say Quality 1, - the Quality 100 patches are for gathering flint stones, plant fiber, or sling ammo from. They are not for gathering herbs. Gathering herbs, wild plants, or anything not a flint stone or plant fiber lowers the quality of the soil. Do not do this. Use the quality 1 patches for gathering mushrooms (the fastest way to level Nature’s Lore). We need more herbalists. Just don’t do it on the fiber/flint patches.
   
9. Do not stack materials. Each stack of materials has a quality from 1 to 100. Stacking materials means that the quality gets averaged. Stacking 20 100 quality plant fiber with 100 1 quality plant fiber results in 120 2 quality plant fiber. You were not helpful, friend.
   

1. Herbalist - Be the most important person nobody wants to be, prance through the fields looking for herbs, be a combat medic, give us the ability to make steel, fire and great food. Be underappreciated. FLUX FLUX FLUX FLUX FLUX
   
2. Farmer, Brewer, Cook, Wood Nymph - Tell everyone it is harvesting season, grow the most important resource in the game. Endgame skills allow you to, get everyone drunk, make everyone fat and grow a forest of your own.
   
3. Miner - Make shafts for everyone to fall into, throw rocks into fire and create beautiful trinkets.
   
4. Builder - Put up a maze of wattle fences and hit everything with a hammer.
   
5. Blacksmith - Hit lumps with a hammer, never stop making nails. Armorsmiths needed.
   
6. Carpenter - Go from building too many benches to sit on to cow shooting trebuchets!
   
7. Hunter, Tailor, Warhorse Trainer - Kill stupid animals, tame dumb animals, clean their poop and watch them have sex, soak their skins in urine. Endgame skills allow you to, give everyone shoes and dumb hats or turn peaceful horses into sterile warhorses.
   

1. Cavalry - Horse!
   
2. Militia - Polearms!
   
3. Footman - Sword and shield!
   
4. Slinger - Archery!
   
5. Assaulter - Crazy Warboy, shiny and chrome!
   

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