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veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


I thought it could use a resurrection.

Peace be unto a misanthrope, who started this thread way back in tyool 2016.

Here is the original post I think:

quote:

just bought two new guns

my first 1911 and i put a small idiot scratch on it first time i cleaned it





show me your guns, gbs! i guess conservatives can post too but try not gently caress up my liberal gun lover thread with your alt right pepe memes or whatever you do


For the non gun enthusiasts, an idiot scratch on a 1911 is what happens when, after you've disassembled it and cleaned it and while you're putting it back together, you do a kinda bad job and put a scratch in the guns finish while trying to reinsert the slide stop. It's solely cosmetic but it doesn't help the fact that a 1911 is a pretty stupid gun to carry concealed, or use as a home defense weapon (i.e. nightstand type gun).

And in the vein of real stupid guns, here's one I bought a long time ago:



The real story of how I acquired it involves an unintentional discharge of a completely different gun from a different manufacturer, but the main point is that this gun is real dumb. It's an FN Herstal and it makes sense if you also have the complimentary full auto P90 which no one does.

Lol, oops, had a keyboard issue before I finished.

veiled boner fuel fucked around with this message at Jan 12, 2018 around 04:31

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm a gun hating republican actually.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i just fele that guns are too sexual for children to play with

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Hell Yeah posted:

i'm a gun hating republican actually.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

Well, hell doesn't want you
And heaven is full
Bring me some water
Put it in this skull


I think guns are neat but i have no desire to own them. Occasionally i go to the indoor shooting range and shoot the big guns and thats perfect for me.

Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


I'm a flaming liberal commie and I love commie guns.







Lookit those cool rear end commie guns!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


I've never shot a real gun but it's fun to shoot BB guns pew pew

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


So the 5.7 handgun (in the OP) is dumb because it doesn't have any real practical application for a civvie unless you're buying armor piercing rounds and/or also have the FN full auto submachine gun which uses the same rounds.

Shooting the 5.7 is pretty fun though because you're basically shooting little tiny rifle rounds out of a handgun that by default holds 21 rounds but with a slightly expanded mag holds 31 rounds.

But I also just bought this gun which is also real dumb but now that I'm thinking about it, is probably way more useful than the 5.7. Like it could at least put big holes in burglars and rapists whereas the 5.7 would only put very small and fast holes in them.



Personally I buy almost all my guns new. I think I only own a single gun that was purchased used, and they claimed it had never been fired (and it appeared as if that were true from my inspection) and it was still from a licensed firearm dealer. I don't like to buy guns from random people I've met on the internet or in the parking lot outside a gunshow, even though buying guns like that is perfectly legal and doesn't require a background check which makes it simpler and cheaper. But that's just me.

veiled boner fuel fucked around with this message at Jan 12, 2018 around 05:11

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
LOWTAX CALLED ME A DUMB BOX OF CRUD

and he may be on to something.

Gonna get my firearms possession license sometime in the next 3 months so I'm pretty hyped. Gonna get me a surplus military bolt action, either a Mosin Nagant or Lee Enfield

Dangerous Minority
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects


Guns are cool, but I don't own one and don't think there's any real reason for someone to carry one around on the street. That being said, I don't think that learning how to properly use and maintain one is a bad idea and I'll hit the range with some friends a few times a month.

I also got to shoot an M249 last time I was there and it was some loving sick poo poo, definitely recommend it if anyone ever gets the chance

drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014

visible depression auras (similar to ki in dbz but no actual heat or energy is being given off)


one time I was drinking at bar with a gunowner and he was talking about guns and getting mad cause people were telling him guns were bad and kill people (im canadian) then he started losing his poo poo and I said "good thing you dont have a gun on you right now" and he tried fighting me and got kicked out

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Sid Vicious posted:

I've never shot a real gun but it's fun to shoot BB guns pew pew

I bought a pellet gun to shoot rabbits in my yard. But then we moved so I still haven't murdered a rabbit yet. They ate all my flowers at my last house and if it happens again I will shoot the poo poo out of those little bastards.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Vermont.jpg

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


drjuggalo posted:

one time I was drinking at bar with a gunowner and he was talking about guns and getting mad cause people were telling him guns were bad and kill people (im canadian) then he started losing his poo poo and I said "good thing you dont have a gun on you right now" and he tried fighting me and got kicked out

Gun ownership makes you bloodthirsty. There's just no way around it. It was illustrated 15 years ago in the Simpsons and has only gotten worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG9kUiRC_I

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


drjuggalo posted:

one time I was drinking at bar with a gunowner and he was talking about guns and getting mad cause people were telling him guns were bad and kill people (im canadian) then he started losing his poo poo and I said "good thing you dont have a gun on you right now" and he tried fighting me and got kicked out

I'm actually a very laid back and congenial American but have still told at least 20 strangers and 10 casual acquaintances something along the lines of "If I had a gun right now I'd shoot you right in the face" but luckily my criminal record and alcoholism prohibits me from obtaining a concealed carry license.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

veiled boner fuel posted:

I'm actually a very laid back and congenial American but have still told at least 20 strangers and 10 casual acquaintances something along the lines of "If I had a gun right now I'd shoot you right in the face" but luckily my criminal record and alcoholism prohibits me from obtaining a concealed carry license.

Username checks out

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

gently caress your stupid gun OP!



i got a dick right here u can cock all night oP!!!!!!!!!!!

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK


Hair Elf

Guns and shooting are good and fun but concealed carry is really loving stupid for the vast majority of people IMO. Like unless you're a jeweler or live in a really high crime area then it's basically a silly fantasy about saving the day.

Anyway here's my PTR-91

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

The identity politics of the 2016 election and then the manic reaction to Trump being elected have made me hesitant to self identify as a liberal, but I still love guns.

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

I have terrible opinions about Destiny the Video Game

One time I shot at a hurricane and it went away.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


My mom is a police officer and when she was training at police school they had to pretend to have a gun and shoot each other with like hand guns and making a noise and everyone else was just like bang or whatever and my mom was like patchoo patchoo and we still make fun of her now like 15 years later for it

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002



Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:

My mom is a police officer and when she was training at police school they had to pretend to have a gun and shoot each other with like hand guns and making a noise and everyone else was just like bang or whatever and my mom was like patchoo patchoo and we still make fun of her now like 15 years later for it

Is she hot?

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

Dangerous Minority posted:

Guns are cool, but I don't own one and don't think there's any real reason for someone to carry one around on the street. That being said, I don't think that learning how to properly use and maintain one is a bad idea and I'll hit the range with some friends a few times a month.

I also got to shoot an M249 last time I was there and it was some loving sick poo poo, definitely recommend it if anyone ever gets the chance

I shot an M249 SAW a few years ago and they are indeed the poo poo!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life



She's like fifty something idk how many I smoke too much weed

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Guns are neat toys but there are too many in this country and I'm scared to go outside.

I couldn't imagine being a cop and always wondering "does this person have a gun" when I do absolutely anything.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

stolen from the firing range tactilol thread.

a .22 caliber gatling gun

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013



Hell yeah 5.7

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

I have terrible opinions about Destiny the Video Game

EorayMel posted:

stolen from the firing range tactilol thread.

a .22 caliber gatling gun



So is there a hopper that I can just dump a whole 525-brick of Remington Golden Bullet into or what

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


i live in a european socialist utopia so i have to satisfy my gun fetish watching forgotten weapons

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup


Sid Vicious posted:

I've never shot a real gun but it's fun to shoot BB guns pew pew

i like to do body armor style stress tests on layers of cardboard from cases of mtn dew with my bb gun. it can penetrate half a dozen layers which i think is p impressive

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Wall Balls posted:

i live in a european socialist utopia so i have to satisfy my gun fetish watching forgotten weapons

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

I just play vr games with guns instead of owning them, ammo is cheaper and I can do it in my house!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008



Iím a very liberal hippie who loves guns, I just think they are cool and destroying things from far away is neat!

I would never shoot a person if I could absolutely avoid it and Inwould never go hunting, but going down to the range or out into the Mesa where I have 500 miles of nothing in every direction and just shredding poo poo is awesome and one of the reasons Iíd like to relocate to Nevada.

My family is very anti-gun so I keep it to myself and keep all my stuff locked and unloaded in my art studio.

Itís different in the south man, gun owners are very casual down here, Iíve seen pistols sitting on peoples desks at all kinds of businesses around here.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Guns are tools of forcible penetration.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002



satanic splash-back posted:

Guns are tools of forcible penetration.

So is my fist

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters


I own guns so i can talk insesently about practical math like im a badass killing machine and i use artisinal organic kentucky windage.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.


I watch gun youtubes and sometimes a buddy will take me shooting rifles at the range, but other than that I don't want to own a gun or have one near me (also handguns are stupid bullshit and should be banned)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



i'm going to destroy anyone who tries a gun control debate so please don't

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY


I belong to a gun club that is open 24 hours. Sometimes I go at 3 am and magdump at a deformed mannequin. Everyone keeps asking me where I'm getting these mannequins from and I don't really have an answer.

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Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

The angel pony queen of heaven and hell

Jose posted:

i'm going to destroy anyone who tries a gun control debate so please don't

trigger discipline is an important aspect of gun control

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