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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I've been looking for some decent hats to fit my awful goon head. Are there any fashionable hats that don't have a terrible men's rights/autistic stigma attached to them?

Maybe one of these bad boys to give off that Mary Poppins vibe women love.
https://www.fashionablehats.com/H5010.html?v=2730

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

top banana

Women and men alike respect highly customized steampunk top hats. I suggest only buying 7 to start off with don't get ahead of yourself

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!


https://www.villagehatshop.com/prod...kimmer-hat.html

straw hats are coming back in a big way

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


For casual wear, any reasonably inconspicuous baseball cap will do nicely. Snapbacks are an abomination, invented for assholes.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015


Just get a baseball cap my man

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Under a serpent sun
We shall all live as one


Yams Fan

Genderfluent posted:

Just get a baseball cap my man

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

mesh snapback and straw hat hth

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters


Sounds like you are going bald op. Buy some coke and some whiskey and bury the gas pedal in the floor. Death is probable, the future is nigh.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017



DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012


Genderfluent posted:

Just get a baseball cap my man

Yeah this. If you're not really that into baseball, get a minor league team cap. There are tons of minor league teams with cool logos.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017


The Vanguard of the Revolution!


A nice ushanka?

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Yeah this. If you're not really that into baseball, get a minor league team cap. There are tons of minor league teams with cool logos.

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/12/08...nor-league-caps

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Get a flat billed, flexfit, MLB baseball cap. Do NOT take the stickers off. This is very important. Put it on oriented so the x axis runs from the back of your head to your face. Before engaging with any women, rotate it exactly 1 radian.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

where can I get like a baseball hat but with no strap? what are they called? I used to wear them skateboarding a thousand years ago...

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

osirisisdead
Jun 23, 2003


do an upside down visor. you can totally pull it off, brah.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017


The Vanguard of the Revolution!


OK the Vermont Lake Monsters hat is pretty cool.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère

College Slice

I like a nice jimmy hat

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

Bonnet

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Is hair a hat?

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Shadow0 posted:

Is hair a hat?

it can be

Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Incoming top secret message:
I love you


Biscuit Hider

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009


Flat cap is the only answer. Farming all day everyday

We Know Catheters
Jan 14, 2006

Sounding for the greater good

Jester hats

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

the reason there's a stigma attached to the fedora is tacky boys started wearing them with jorts and graphic tees under the amazingly wrong assumption that the hat would just automatically transfer its refined sinatra-esque associations to their doughy rear end. it's just an accessory and accessories have to compliment the look and style of the person and outfit they're accessory to

there's no hat waiting in the ether that would just magically fulfill the sartorial needs of any person with any outfit. the general rule for brimmed hats for men is the brim should be in proportion to your shoulders- but you probably shouldn't be wearing a brimmed hat unless you're wearing an outfit that goes with a brimmed hat. justin timberlake doesn't get away with wearing a fedora because he's famous, he gets away with it because he's a skinny dude that dresses like justin timberlake, like a million other skinny dudes

if you're worried about your look, really you just need to think about it. what do you want your appearance to communicate to the people who see you? what looks do you admire in others of your build and disposition, and why do they work? how much effort are you willing to put in on a daily basis? how much money are you willing to spend? if you're not thinking about your outfit in general, I wouldn't recommend a "fashionable" hat to top it off, because it's going to be incongruous. generally you want something that matches the rest of your look, something that fits (important), and in a color that doesn't clash with your shirt, pants and shoes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Now all my google targeted ads are porkpie hats lol.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.


there is no headwear for men that doesn't have some sort of negative connotation associated with it, except maybe wearing a toque in the winter. some humanitarian should invent a completely neutral hat so baldies can cover their disgusting heads without having to choose what flavour of douche they want to look like

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

THEY'RE KILLING US! AND WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE AND THAT AIN'T FAIR!

No. That's why Men Without Hats is the best band.

i like that
May 22, 2016



TheMostFrench posted:

I've been looking for some decent hats to fit my awful goon head. Are there any fashionable hats that don't have a terrible men's rights/autistic stigma attached to them?

Maybe one of these bad boys to give off that Mary Poppins vibe women love.
https://www.fashionablehats.com/H5010.html?v=2730



I feel hostile just looking at this image.

i like that
May 22, 2016



This is some Sargon of Akkad (?) poo poo

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

those spiky German ones

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Cam Newton has the best postgame interview hat game



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem







Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

COMRADES posted:

A nice ushanka?



Can vouch for them being extremely warm

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*


Play TF2. lots of good hats for men in that one

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

Tom Gorman posted:

Cam Newton has the best postgame interview hat game





surprisingly, a handsome man can wear whatever and still look good

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